🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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I don't think anyone has posted these pages yet:
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This page includes all of Sweet's favorite things: '90s nostalgia, diarrhea/fart jokes, and hitting on 4-year-olds.

Also, we have this, which I assume to be a "parody" of "The Brady Bunch":
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DrJonesHat said:
Has Sweet ever had an original thought? Everything is just a rehash of conservative ideology or 90s shit.
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Fake Jon Thumb said:
Creativity? That's pinko liberal hoohah. Besides, it's obviously something else because it has a different name. You stupid liberals will not stop at ruining my name for the sake of change.
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He Sets Me On Fire said:
"It's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea."
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Fix your life, chiefly by going out and getting a low-wage job, keeping it for a year, and using that work experience to transition to a different job, like everybody else has done before you and will do after you. Doing so will improve your health, your sanity, and your outlook/disposition, as well as putting money in your pocket to fix your home and improve your quality of life.
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Continue to stagnate, mentally, physically, and emotionally. Form no bonds with anyone offline, continue to blame the world for problems of your own making, and refuse to do what it takes to either get ahead in life or be happy, both of which are often mutually inclusive.
 
Thumbo has finally changed his avatar and whatnot over at the Patriot Brony forum. The former is, I presume, taken from one of the Mo' Money tax commercials, because he's suddenly and belatedly obsessed with that time several months ago when we took offense to his "Po' Bunny" gag in his comic.

Dr Belch's current status said:
Show me my opponent! Show me my opponent!
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Hilarious coming from someone who tucks tail and runs away as soon as his "opponents" actually challenge him.
 
Shadow Fox said:
Thumbo has finally changed his avatar and whatnot over at the Patriot Brony forum. The former is, I presume, taken from one of the Mo' Money tax commercials, because he's suddenly and belatedly obsessed with that time several months ago when we took offense to his "Po' Bunny" gag in his comic.


Hilarious coming from someone who tucks tail and runs away as soon as his "opponents" actually challenge him.
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All he'd need to do is accuse us of cyberbullying and he'd be an older, creepier version of Gabe.
 
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Ca Ira said:
I don't think anyone has posted these pages yet:
WmxNm2K.jpg
This page includes all of Sweet's favorite things: '90s nostalgia, diarrhea/fart jokes, and hitting on 4-year-olds.

Also, we have this, which I assume to be a "parody" of "The Brady Bunch":
RwuD3Bi.jpg
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That first comic is almost funny. Kinda. Also "Pecan's" nose is incredibly disturbing, wtf? It looked like a tongue at first but it's clearly his nose..
 
If anyone can explain to me the meaning of the cat/"Brady Bunch" comic, I'd be much obliged.
 
Ca Ira said:
If anyone can explain to me the meaning of the cat/"Brady Bunch" comic, I'd be much obliged.
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I'm trying to figure it out too.. I thought there was some deeper meaning to "Lana" but maybe it doesnt really mean anything other than being the female cat's name.
I feel like it would be a mildly funny (not really though) joke if it were in video form with the human face appearing in the middle of all the cats. But it comic form its just nonsensical. I could see what the joke was going to be as soon as I opened the page so it ruined any effect it might have as a punchline.
 
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Due to the poor contrast between the coloring and lettering, I thought the SFX for opening a soda can said "SHIT" for a moment. Yeah, I know that's not what it says.

DrJonesHat said:
Has Sweet ever had an original thought?
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Even if Sweet is uncreative and unoriginal and likes to use ideas by others, I don't think it's automatically bad, as far as he still gives due credit where it's due.

But even if there's no plagiarism, any unoriginality is still unoriginality, and a ripoff (inferior imitation here, not necessarily plagiarism) is still a ripoff.

Speaking of which, according to the Wikipedia article on plagiarism, there was a time when plagiarism wasn't seen as a bad thing like it is today. Apparently, artists were at least sometimes encouraged to "avoid unnecessary invention." But with the change of the Romantic movement, the contemporary views of plagiarism being bad and creativity being valued more became a thing.
 
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Was trying to find evidence of Iconoclast chasing off people he disagrees with and found this thread on the 2008 election: http://usaspatriot.proboards.com/thread/635/mccain-obama?page=16

You might have to search around but the jist of it is that a bunch of people got butthurt when Obama won. You know, the type who cries "Freedom is dead". Gee, no wonder they stand with Iconoclast.
 
Macio is Jon Sweet's cat IRL. I think he posted once about it farting in his face. It probably made him excited.
 
John Titor said:
Was trying to find evidence of Iconoclast chasing off people he disagrees with and found this thread on the 2008 election: http://usaspatriot.proboards.com/thread/635/mccain-obama?page=16
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Yep, still whining about The Herald staff and Ashleigh. Everyone else is doing the typical "Obama's going to take our guns and religion away!" and there's Jon, "Oh it will be worse than that. You can kiss your job and reputation goodbye because Obama will make sure that if you criticize him you will be accused like I was of plagiarizing a sketch that didn't even exist..."

I have a theory that if you go anywhere on the Internet where Jon has posted, at any given time, it can be yesterday or years ago, within at least a page or two you'll see him complaining about that, Dale, his brother, or Ashleigh.

Dr. Belch said:
What has the Democratic Party substantively done for blacks, women and other Recognized Minorities but tell them they're stupid and weak and need The Party because they can't succeed without a failed, bloated social programs and a little green check once a month?
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Jesus wept...

Oh this is rich too:
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I am a small businessman, and I fear losing my home and shop to confiscatory taxes and whatever other draconian policies Obama's thugs are dreaming up. Next they'll tell me who I can/can't hire on.
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Holdek said:
Jesus wept...
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Yeah, I saw that too. The irony is so thick, my shirt is no longer wrinkled.

Holdek said:
Yep, still whining about The Herald staff and Ashleigh. Everyone else is doing the typical "Obama's going to take our guns and religion away!" and there's Jon, "Oh it will be worse than that. You can kiss your job and reputation goodbye because Obama will make sure that if you criticize him you will be accused like I was of plagiarizing a sketch that didn't even exist..."

I have a theory that if you go anywhere on the Internet where Jon has posted, at any given time, it can be yesterday or years ago, within at least a page or two you'll see him complaining about that, Dale, his brother, or Ashleigh.
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Honestly - and this is my assessment as a professional armchair psychiatrist - if Jon isn't literally crazy, then he must be borderline retarded. I'm just gobsmacked about how centered he is on this collection of events in his life, with the Herald fiasco as the crown of them all. I mean, he must think about them every week, if not every day.

Kind of related: I found this at his FTB blog. I've been wanting to share it for a while.

11/11/05: No Real Rant Today
Well, the problem with my site has been cleared up, and you can access it again. No news on the writing front, nothing really going on...so I'll just recopy my monthly rant from my webpage. The original has links embedded in the text, of course....

"Thanksgiving is coming, which means folks are going to be gathering around the dinner table and gorging themselves on mashed potatoes, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and of course a big-ass dead bird. But before they dig into ol' Tom Turkey, they are going to be obliged to count their blessings and talk about just what it is they're thankful for. So in this spirit, I'm going to talk about all the wonderful blessings I've been given.
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"There's my j--no, wait, had to give that up in 1997.
"There's my fabulous girlf--no, wait, she walked out on me in 1998.
"My family. Umm...except for my severely emotionally-disturbed brother, whom I utterly despise more than anything. Because of his lying and stealing and generally depraved, disgusting behavior, our shop shut down, my [expletive deleted] of a partner skipped town, and I started getting sick from not drinking enough water after spending a whole summer outdoors to get away from him. My voice, a trained instrument honed for many years, began to fail me. My credit rating is shot because he got hold of all my credit cards and ran up charges on them, so I can't buy things I need. I can't even stand to look at him. Not a day goes by where I don't think of putting an axe through his skull and ending his screaming rein of tyranny.
"I do have a roof over my head and food on the table. Well, as long as The Troll doesn't bash too many holes in the plaster and leave the house a shambles during one of his psychotic temper-tantrums, and tries to refrain himself from gobbling up everything in the kitchen during one of his two a.m. feedings.
"Hey, there's my health--no wait, there's the whole losing my voice thing, which limits me both socially and economically. Sort of hard to get a new job when I can barely talk. And talking to a woman is out of the question. If I hope to be with someone, it'll have to be someone who remembers how beautiful my voice used to be--well , that would be Ashleigh, wouldn't it? So we're back to that again.
"I have fabulous friends--who all turned against me back in 1997 after I fell from grace, and now won't even talk to me.
"Yeah. Okay. Blessing-counting seems to be a bust."

Well, happy Veterans Day, and adios for this week.
Posted by Fekul_the_Baby 11/11/2005 07:50PM PST
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Of course, he had neither a job or a girlfriend, so he really didn't lose anything. Positives all around!
 
Holdek said:
I have a theory that if you go anywhere on the Internet where Jon has posted, at any given time, it can be yesterday or years ago, within at least a page or two you'll see him complaining about that, Dale, his brother, or Ashleigh.
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We should call it "Holdek's Law."
 
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