🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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I read two sentences and it's abundantly clear that he is profoundly misinformed. Like, I don't think he actually knows anything factually correct about politics.
 
Sometimes I feel like Sweets has to be the most aggressively stupid man alive, but then I remember Holden exists.

Fuck this gay earth.
 
Dr. Belch: Only because Obama does everything in his power to crush any opposition. No one wants to go against the will of the first black gay Prez. Feb 15, 2015 12:43:43 GMT -8

I guess he forgot or didn't notice the fiscal cliff and the government shutdown. Both of those were partially due to Republican stonewalling efforts on Obama's policy plans.

Dr. Belch: Hey, why do you think they picked him as a candidate? It certainly wasn't for any great accomplishment as a Senator or "community organizer"-- they threw Hillary under the bus because they found a "clean", "articulate" little black Ken doll that they Feb 16, 2015 4:59:47 GMT -8 *
Dr. Belch: could dress up any way they liked. Let's be honest. Obama is the Maximillian of our age. Soon the public will scream for his head. Feb 16, 2015 5:05:46 GMT -8

They screamed so badly for his head they reelected him during a bad financial year with a slight majority. And no, Obama won primarily because he energized the younger crowd, something that Mrs. Clinton and Mr. McCain couldn't do as well. He also fielded decent outsider credentials to a jaded and angry crowd.

Dr. Belch: He was only on board with it after Biden stupidly shot off his mouth on the issue; during his campaign he said marriage was about "one man...one woman". And since Clinton was the first black President, Obama couldn't settle for second-best. Feb 17, 2015 18:27:05 GMT -8

Snrkt, he fucked up so bad with that joke it hurt. Besides, erryone knows that Warren G. Harding was the first black president.

Dr. Belch: So they had to have him be first something. And it has nothing to do with race; I despised Clinton too, remember? They said ol' Billy-Boy was a friend of the working man. He was no friend of mine when he passed the TV ratings system bill back in 97. Feb 17, 2015 18:29:51 GMT -8

You have to hold a job to be considered a working man. As I see it, I see nothing more than a pathetic, hypocritical welfare leech as he would put it.

Dr. Belch: It wasn't just that. I tried it with the small engine repair shop, I tried it with the doll shop-- my life would start to improve at first, then as time went by things changed, and it got progressively worse. My bosses have all been horrible. 59 minutes ago

Neither of these were really jobs though. The first one had his mom's beau basically babysit him according to my understanding. The second one never happened. Ergo, he's never had a job. Ever. Which makes his bitching at people who collect social security lulzy as fuck.

Dr. Belch: To say nothing of the valuable friends I lost over my dispute with The Herald... friends who could help my out on my book project, who could get me access to the computer equipment I need at A-State. I don't get this fancy new tech they have now. 56 minutes ago

This is after like a dozen people told you how to use other technologies and provided solutions to your easily solvable problems. Oh wait, you were too busy mocking black people and the shit that is Thunderbird Wine to notice.

Dr. Belch: I only understand 1998 technology, and where better to find that than a slightly backwater Southern university campus? And of course, there's you. 54 minutes ago
Dr. Belch: I'm coping with some pretty serious issues, and what you doing? Comparing me to a whiny preteen girl"]https://kiwifarms.net/threads/iconoclast.860/page-96#post-551875]preteen girl when I talk honestly about the years of abuse I've endured. That is sick. 51 minutes ago

Wow... I guess he don't know that colleges and schools aren't too shabby at keeping up with the times then. Every college I know has computers with Windows 7 on them bare minimum.

Dr. Belch: Let's stick you in a house with an abusive psychopath who constantly screams at, hits you, starves you, steals your money, and won't let you have any freedom. I don't think you'd last a year. Probably less without your precious antidepressant meds. 49 minutes ago

Yep, try and basically have the other person shut down because you hit them in a possible weak point. All while trying to desperately paint yourself in the right as a victim. Did I forget to mention you suck balls at this Thumbface?

Dr. Belch: I wager you'd be a broken, sniveling wreck inside of two months--three, tops. And I've lived that way for ten years now. So don't go telling me who is weak and who is strong, Holly-berry. 47 minutes ago

Says the man who can't do anything by himself.

Dr. Belch: And go where? They won't let me go back to A-State, I don't have enough saved up yet to rebuild my own little ASU on the outside, and when my brother was really acting out, no one helped me. 44 minutes ago

What's an apartment? What's a hotel room?
Dr. Belch: No one would hold his arms down while I tried to smash his skull with an iron bar three years ago when I caught him stealing from me. No one offered to help me chloroform him, throw him into the trunk of the car, 43 minutes ago

This statement of utter fucking evil lends credence to the idea that this "abusive" addict of a brother is probably a notably nicer and more stable individual. Hence why the Missus trusts him more and gives him more responsibility.

Dr. Belch: drive him out to the middle of nowhere, and dump him off like a bag of garbage on the side of the highway. They protected him. 40 minutes ago

Of course they would. So far, the worst your brother does is get violent when withdrawing or needing to feed his habit. You did this just because.
Dr. Belch: When Dale left, it caused a power vacuum here. I've found his address and I am drafting a letter as we speak. 35 minutes ago
Dr. Belch: I have to set things right. If I understood better why he skipped town and abandoned the shop, maybe my family could finally heal. 34 minutes ago

Because this tiny amount of action after so many years will do a lick of good. Wait, no. No it fucking wouldn't. This is just another step in your fucktarded quest to "get revenge". I'm so glad you're too damn incompetent to murder, Tanglepubes.

Dr. Belch: Are you kidding? A couple of days? I've waited twelve years to find that worm and send this letter. I want him to know what a horrible boss he was, what happened when he skipped town, and that I will see to it that everyone knows the truth about him 27 minutes ago

And hey look. A waste of time that'll get nothing done, just like all of the other dumb schemes he has.

Dr. Belch: I will make them care. The people will embrace me, just as they did back in my journalism days. Truth Teller-- You're a moron. Die. You two, Holly-berry. 25 minutes ago

No one liked you at that college. You weirded them out and eventually your awful attitude and piss poor journalism and ethics gave them a reason to drop you like wet tissue paper.

Dr. Belch: Anyone who wish to do business with the new Dale's Small Engine Repair. Once I confirm that it's his shop, and that's it's still open, I plan to post reviews so negative online they will be guaranteed 21 minutes ago
Dr. Belch: to frighten off any potential customers, and ruin the old chiseler's business. 20 minutes ago

Because it so obviously worked the last time you did it to the staff at your college paper. Oh wait... no. It just got you restraining order'd and completely blacklisted. Likely because you looked like and are a bloody lunatic.

And since we got into Lincoln and Burnside's Folly tried to get under your skin Holdek, an interesting thing about Lincoln was he was prone to being melancholy. That's right, he regularly battled clinical depression throughout his life.
 
Iconoclast said:
My bosses have all been horrible.
There's a saying that goes something like, "If you've seen a jerk in the morning, you've seen a jerk. If you've seen jerks all day, you're the jerk." Maybe it applies to Iconoclast's employment situation? Speaking of which (kind of), of course he still won't let go of that newspaper incident half past 1997.

Iconoclast said:
Holly-berry
Hey Holdek - new nickname. Come to think of it, I once called someone named Doug "Dud" back in the day. Doug seemed really offended by that. We were about 8 years old at the time, by the way.

Fuck this gay earth.
This may be of interest: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_potentially_habitable_exoplanets
 
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Much, many, mucho props to Holdek. Direct, truthful, fair, and patient as a saint.

I wager you'd be a broken, sniveling wreck inside of two months--three, tops. And I've lived that way for ten years now. So don't go telling me who is weak and who is strong, Holly-berry.


UHHHHH, IZZAT SO?

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"Because he's bigger than me and can hurt me."

Yah. Y'know, far be it from me to advocate violence. It's a terrible thing to victimize someone like that, and domestic violence is not at all funny. Except when it happens to Jon. I can't help but think that somehow, in some capacity, in some way, beating up Jon Sweet must be kind of fun. I mean, no matter how many times you hit him, no matter how much he pleads and begs you to stop, no matter how much blood comes seeping out from his various lesions and wounds (before and during the beating), thrashing Jon has got to feel like, I dunno, stepping on a stress ball or something. Again, I don't advocate it, but can you blame Tim? Can ya?

"_: Also, it is incredibly easy to get negative troll reviews removed. Plus, small shops like his probably work on real-life word of mouth. You won't achieve anything. You've also pretty much just confessed to your scheme here :^) 17 minutes ago"

Excellent point. Once again, Jon blows it by blabbing his plan to the world. This is so freekin' par for the course, Jon could get himself a job as a golf tee.

"Dr. Belch: To say nothing of the valuable friends I lost over my dispute with The Herald... friends who could help my out on my book project, who could get me access to the computer equipment I need at A-State. I don't get this fancy new tech they have now."

1. Every time he brings up his "friends" at the Herald, it's almost always in the context of "They could do things for me." Never "We could hang out together" or "We could catch up on old times". They're just resources to him.

2. "I don't get this fancy new tech they have now." I'm going to assume that Jon doesn't realize that user-friendliness actually increases with computers over time.

Wow... I guess he don't know that colleges and schools aren't too shabby at keeping up with the times then. Every college I know has computers with Windows 7 on them bare minimum.

See, I figure that that's Jon needing to put everything in some kind of box that he can easily manage. ASU is a university. It has access to technology and funds that make it possible for its students to learn things far beyond Jon's capacity for understanding (how to leave a hospital shortly after your appointment, for example). The school is fine on its own and doesn't need Jon, just like the rest of the world, so Jon needs to find a way to put it down. The only "backwater Southern" thing in this conversation is him.
 

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That banner in Iconoclast's signature - I can't really read that stamp to the left of the title.
 
He really is like a needy, helpless little kid. That's why people don't respect him as an adult, not because they are part of a liberal "System" out too keep him down.
I just wanna grab him and shake him by the shoulders and scream at him. I'm not even a betting man and I'd bet all the money I WILL EVER MAKE IN MY LIFETIME that based @Holdek is ten times the man Thumbelina is, precious anti-depressants and all.
 
I just wanna grab him and shake him by the shoulders and scream at him.

Better bring a raincoat. He'll cry all over you.

I'm not even a betting man and I'd bet all the money I WILL EVER MAKE IN MY LIFETIME that based @Holdek is ten times the man Thumbelina is, precious anti-depressants and all.

With all due respect to our sisters here, I'd go so as far to say that the women on this thread are ten times the man Sweet is. Hell, his mom's got bigger balls than him.
 
Just a thought. His brother is ten years younger than him. Aside from the dorms, he doesn't try to stay far from home. Meaning while Icon left college, his brother would be at least 10. Where exactly was Icon in his life and why does he allow himself to get bullied by someone younger than him?
 
As Dr. Belch tends to constantly make up things to put himself in a better light, I don't think that his brother is the criminal psychopath he makes him out to be. Maybe he was in the slammer for petty theft, DUI or something, but that's probably it. Dr Belch seems to be a compulsive liar and I highly doubt the veracity of many of his claims. For example, his claims of having phone sex with "Ashleigh". He probably just went into the bathroom and jerked himself off after the awkward conversation with the unfortunate girl had ended.
 
Just a thought. His brother is ten years younger than him. Aside from the dorms, he doesn't try to stay far from home. Meaning while Icon left college, his brother would be at least 10. Where exactly was Icon in his life and why does he allow himself to get bullied by someone younger than him?

Cripes, I never thought of it from that perspective. Tim was literally a child when Jon graduated/left/was kicked from college. I'm with you: What the heck happened between the two of them?
 
Just a thought. His brother is ten years younger than him. Aside from the dorms, he doesn't try to stay far from home. Meaning while Icon left college, his brother would be at least 10. Where exactly was Icon in his life and why does he allow himself to get bullied by someone younger than him?
I've thought about this a bit as well. I mean, I can certainly understand not liking Sweetums, and I can certainly understand someone having a drug problem, but this situation is just so unusual to me. I personally like imagining a ten year-old kicking his ass.
 
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