🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Absinthe said:
Just as a warning, the following Sweet content is liable to leave a sour taste. It contains his views on sexual predators.







Reading between the lines, I think Sweet cannot get over the fact that he was denied BASICALLY PROMISED china by his 90s Julay, so he paints her - and underage girls in general - as evil predators. How dare these evil girls not let him have what he's entitled to? Why must he be a virgin with rage?

Even when Sweet tries to use his father's death to guilt Ashlaay into having pity sex with him, it has no effect on this monster!




Horrible as that passage is, I think it explains why "Ashleigh" took a month off from trolling Sweet - if the guy's dad has just died and his reaction is to "now she has to give it up", it's probably enough to make any troll reconsider what they're getting themselves into.

To cap this all off, Sweet is determined to track his former heartsweet down, and he seems to believe that journalists newspapermen are exempt from a number of laws - provided they have a press badge.







However, even the lack of a magic press badge hasn't deterred Sweet from some trespassing in the past, leading to a run-in with a Jerkop...




In all, Sweet creeps me out significantly more than he used to...
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Reading stuff like this makes me wish somebody would take a shit right in Sweets' mouth but he might actually like that. :heart-empty:
 
"I must confess I spent a few hours in a holding cell a few years back, for trespassing on private property and being very rude to the officer who questioned me."

Mm-hm. You were in the wrong, you infringed on someone's privacy (which, incidentally, Michael Moore hasn't), and then you were very rude to the police.

Yah, see, Jon - You're part of the problem.

"Seems to me that she led him on, probably lied about her age,"

Huh. Some irresponsible moron was lead on by a much younger woman misrepresenting her age, huh? Gee, why ... why does that sound familiar?

"and his only crime was failing to realize that if it's too good to be true, it probably is."

That's a good point, Sweetchuck. If it was too good to be true ...
 
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Sweet said:
I don't care if she is just 14 or 15; that to me is old enough to know not to rub herself against some twentysomething guy like a housecat and put herself in a situation where something untoward could happen.
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"It's so wrong and unforgivable for a 14-year-old to be... mmmhrgh... rubbing her... nngh... body all over some guy... and creating a situation where something... mmm... untoward could happen... "
 
This post is a week old but still worth sharing.

He still can't figure out how to transfer files between his old computer and his new one.

Also his avatar is creepy, and his title is just fucking sad.
 

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autism420 said:
This post is a week old but still worth sharing.

He still can't figure out how to transfer files between his old computer and his new one.

Also his avatar is creepy, and his title is just fucking sad.
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Remember, his old computer used vacuum tubes.

In all seriousness though, I don't think his old rig CAN access the internet, since his hardware is so ancient it probably breaks upon trying to use most sites. It's so old, I don't think it has any USB ports, so he'd need to find some pretty arcane ways to do it physically, all of which costs money or technical expertise. He lacks both.
 
If only he had access to the college's bleeding-edge CD burner technology, he could transfer his data via shiny discs the way God intended! It will be all their fault if he never gets all his shit moved over to his new compyootar!
 
The following is not directly Sweet-related, but it's an interesting piece of context as it comes from AJM - the owner and operator of Sweet's favourite forum. It also happens to be my absolute favourite answer to this kind of question, ever.

From one of those ubiquitous dA "answer 10 questions" journals:

10. If a plane crash lands in Australia, where do they bury the survivors? It would depend. It is up to the families of the lost loved ones and if they want to have them sent back home, or buried in Australia. What a bad question.

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STOP PRESS:

Found some cartoon fan fiction written by Sweet and others.

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The "this lolcow is like CWC!" trope is old and played-out. But in the case of Sweet...it's kind of hard to avoid. After all, like Chris, Sweet has:

Sent nude pics over the internet (:cryblood:).

Yeah, so I've tried the long-distance thing before. Sure, it's fun talking dirty on the phone for hours or e-mailing your partner nude pictures of yourself, but if that's all there is to a relationship it's very hard to keep alive.
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Expressed a belief that lesbianism is a way for women to avoid brute males.

No man deserves any woman. That you lovely creatures deign to give us hairy, sweaty apes any attention at all amazes me. I often wonder why more women don't just go lesbian and be done with it.
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A propensity for revealing too much information on the internet.

To say nothing of the embarrassing childhood stories....if yout hink being called a teddy bear is bad, imagine your mom telling the perspective mother of your children that as a tot you tried to breast-feed yours....
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Expected sex from a woman but did not receive it.

a young woman who knowingly misrepresented herself to me, made a number of promises of a sexual nature that she never kept
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Been very open about their bizarre fetishes.

I wonder if that is why Japanese scat videos are so popular. I used to have a .jpeg someone sent me of a very agile young Asian miss pooping in her own face...sadly, I lost it in a computer crash.
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Repelled a potential romantic partner by attempting to talk about sex.

Five years later I met a girl who was nice and sweet...and I wanted to love her, but I never felt that passion I did with my previous ex. Sometimes when she'd call me on the phone I'd try a little spicy talk, maybe get a good dirty banter going, but she really wasn't into that...So how do you effectively make the transition from a tigress to a housecat without either being bored to tears or alienating your new girl with what she may feel are unreasonable sexual demands?
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Expressed an attraction to the cartoon character Meg Griffin.

I don't care for girls who know they're hot. They tend to be more stuck up and mindless. I like a girl who is pretty in an offbeat way. I think I've mentioned before that I always preferred Velma to Daphne and Mary Anne to Ginger. And give me a Meg Griffin any day. Girls who think they're not all that have a quick, desperate quality to their love I find excites me.
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Jonathan Sweet: male gigolo said:
Sure, it's fun talking dirty on the phone for hours or e-mailing your partner nude pictures of yourself, but if that's all there is to a relationship it's very hard to keep alive.
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Considering how hairy his upper half is, I can only imagine that his nudie pics are like looking at a picture of Bigfoot, with any anatomical details obscured by shaggy, matted pelt.

Jonathan Sweet: sweaty man-ape said:
No man deserves any woman. That you lovely creatures deign to give us hairy, sweaty apes any attention at all amazes me. I often wonder why more women don't just go lesbian and be done with it.
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I've never understood this tendency some men have of putting women up on a pedestal and pretending we're these ethereal creatures completely devoid of any bodily functions. We belch and sweat and take nasty shits too, just like men. It's almost as though men and women are the same species or something. Gasp.

(Of course, he spouts this nonsense while also having a fetish for women farting. This...actually makes sense, in a perverted way.)

Jonathan Sweet: possible sexual predator said:
Girls who think they're not all that have a quick, desperate quality to their love I find excites me.
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"It's also probably easier to talk them into doing stuff they wouldn't do otherwise. Not that I've ever managed to talk a girl into anything other than running in the opposite direction."
 
Sweetlips said:
Girls who think they're not all that have a quick, desperate quality to their love I find excites me.
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WHY WOULD YOU WANT THIS!? :surprised:

Girls are your fucking partners man, the goal of the game is to find one that's smarter and better than you at things! It's not hard for me (lol) so I know for a goddamn FACT it's not hard for you, either! Machines obey you unquestioningly, not people!

I really think that this is Sweetness's defining quality as a Lolcow, the one that makes him worthy of all the scorn that can possibly be heaped upon him: just like Chris, he doesn't want an equal, he wants a sex slave.

E: I'm not 100% sure why but this really ticks me off in the worst way. I said above that the goal of a relationship (imo) is to find a girl who's smarter than you and better at things than you are, but the great secret of that mantra is that all people are smarter than you about something and better than you about something. Their worth as people is therefore limitless, because anybody could conceivably teach you something and I admit it, I get competitive: I always want to try to better myself. All my exes have been way better than me at something, shit one of my past galpals was a better mechanic than I am, and another was a very talented artist. Why the hell would you not want that? Why would you actively seek out people who didn't challenge you to improve yourself and be more than you are? *sigh*

That statement of his, it allows me to crystallize my thoughts as to why he sucks majorly: because despite all his professed desires to get his life back in order and get back at those bullies at ASU and (insert poorly thought out Sweetie diatribe here), all he really wants is to stagnate. Shit man this is probably the most attention he's gotten in years. :lol:
 
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TheIceCreamMan said:
I really think that this is Sweetness's defining quality as a Lolcow, the one that makes him worthy of all the scorn that can possibly be heaped upon him: just like Chris, he doesn't want an equal, he wants a sex slave.
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Completely agree. He's very controlling, and he seems very interested in girls considerably younger than him (thankfully both long-distance).

Given this, it was unnerving to find that he's the only regular user in his age group on the AJM Studios forum - the rest are about 15 years younger.

It's some consolation that it seems women in general have figured out to avoid him.

Sweet Bro said:
I know a lot of my complaints about the "modern" woman are from relationships I had 15-20 years ago...have girls changed that much since then, or is it just the technology that is different?
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SweetCuppinCakes said:
I wonder if that is why Japanese scat videos are so popular. I used to have a .jpeg someone sent me of a very agile young Asian miss pooping in her own face...sadly, I lost it in a computer crash.
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Are we to take this as confirmation that Sweets has masturbated to tubgirl?
 
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