🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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The Patriot Brony forum is temporarily requiring guests to log in before viewing their delicious threads. I wonder why? Maybe they're worried that the CWCki Koalas are actually Drop Bears?

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Eh give that the Iconoclast seems to be accepted there I assume that forum is a massive hugbox and hugboxes always flip their shit when there is even a remote chance of being visited by people who god forbid disagree with them.
 
Absinthe said:
His preference for old technology seems to be tied to his parochialism, his desire to construct a small environment of familiar things and ignore the world outside.

He complains that energy-efficient bulbs produce "next to no heat", ignorant or dismissive of the fact that old-style light bulbs wasted 60% of the energy they received a heat. It's far cheaper in the long run to buy an efficient light bulb and a cheap electric heater. Sweet Bro seems to prefer a wasteful method he knows rather than expend a small amount of effort to find a better alternative.

There's a metaphor in there, somewhere...
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He mentioned earlier that he's kind of butthurt that all these advances in technology doesn't make his sci-fi ideas unique anymore.
 
Absinthe said:
The Patriot Brony forum is temporarily requiring guests to log in before viewing their delicious threads. I wonder why? Maybe they're worried that the CWCki Koalas are actually Drop Bears?

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Indeed, they do have a bit of paranoia about them right now because they're concerned we might be EDiots or something and they mostly are aware that Jonny attracts negative attention by virtue of existing.

Not to worry though, I've got a plan for just such a contingency...an inside man, if you will. ;)
 
"Half past 1997" means June 1997, I'm guessing. I believe Iconoclast was working on the college paper then, so is that why he likes 1997 in particular?

Also, more about lightbulbs - I remember there was some annoyance among the public when they were being phased out of sales and production. I haven't seen Iconoclast's reaction myself yet, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't too thrilled when they were phased out.
 
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autism420 said:
Sorry if I'm late, but here's a pic of him I had not seen yet:

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Looks like he could be in his 50s, easily.

Why doesn't he post here anymore? Did he get banned?
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Let's see: Balding, Pedo glasses, Wyatt Earp mustache, braided pirate beard, but most importantly shitty personality.

0.5/10

Wouldn't bang. I'm only even giving him the half-point for the mustache.
 
Pine Tar said:
Let's see: Balding, Pedo glasses, Wyatt Earp mustache, braided pirate beard, but most importantly shitty personality.

0.5/10

Wouldn't bang. I'm only even giving him the half-point for the mustache.
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Yeah this was the very first picture of him I'd seen and from day one I knew it'd hard for him to ever be taken seriously again.
 
Shadow Fox said:
He also notes that his favorite brand of deodorant is Melaleuca, which I think he said he was trying to convince his stepdad(?) to sell in The Shop. Deodorant seems like a weird thing to try to sell in a repair shop - maybe Chuckles has some kind of insane brand loyalty going on like another lolcow we all know?
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He also is mad that he wasn't able to create a front window display in the lawnmower repair shop for his books. :stupid:

autism420 said:
Why doesn't he post here anymore? Did he get banned?
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Since he's a confirmed LOLcow, he's not able to edit or delete his old posts. He's conflated this restriction with his his erroneous beliefs that his posts are "screened" and that he's not allowed to use the search function. So he refuses to post here.
 
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Holdek said:
He also is mad that he wasn't able to create a front window display in the lawnmower repair shop for his books. :stupid:



Since he's a confirmed LOLcow, he's not able to edit or delete his old posts. He's conflated this restriction with his his erroneous beliefs that his posts are "screened" and that he's not allowed to use the search function. So he refuses to post here.
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This, and also his cowardice extends to being scared of us because he knows we're right.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Also, more about lightbulbs - I remember there was some annoyance among the public when they were being phased out of sales and production. I haven't seen Iconoclast's reaction myself yet, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't too thrilled when they were phased out.
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The Iconoclast said:
2012 promises to be interesting, what with Presidential elections coming up in November...and the new compact fluorescent light bulb becoming mandatory instead of just a nuisance-slash-marketing flop.
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(http://www.freewebs.com/welcometolemora/BelchBlogArchive/BelchBlog Txt.html)
 
Holdek said:
I think she existed, and was as a fellow ASU student. Knowing he was a campus weirdo, she probably trolled him with phone sex (think Julie), and, maybe on a dare, eventually met up with him in person. After she'd had enough she broke off contact, but Iconoclast, oblivious as to what had happened, continued to stalk her, demanding she treat him like the True and Honest heartsweet he thought he was to her. (And this is one reason you don't dox yourself when trolling, especially mentally unstable people.)
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So do you think he's been stalking the wrong person all these years (since the person he's been stalking wasn't an ASU student)? That would suck for the person he's been stalking, but it would be kind of hilarious for the rest of us.
 
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MrsFrizzle said:
So do you think he's been stalking the wrong person all these years (since the person he's been stalking wasn't an ASU student)? That would suck for the person he's been stalking, but it would be kind of hilarious for the rest of us.
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Oh, no, I just forgot that the girl was a high-school student. I still stand by the rest of my theory, though.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Wow. He really was annoyed.

And why the hell would someone take a photo of a turd in a toilet and put it online?

moar infodump: Also, CFLs aren't "mandatory" in the USA like he apparently believed - you just can't distribute bulbs that fail to meet certain requirements. Nothing's stopping people from hoarding old bulbs in their homes, for example.
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He needs to remind the world how unhireable he is, and that he has fetishes that unsettle a large portion of the population :alog:
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Wow. He really was annoyed.

And why the hell would someone take a photo of a turd in a toilet and put it online?

moar infodump: Also, CFLs aren't "mandatory" in the USA like he apparently believed - you just can't distribute bulbs that fail to meet certain requirements. Nothing's stopping people from hoarding old bulbs in their homes, for example.
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It's an example of his best work.
 
I'm beginning to wonder whether Jonathan is suffering from some kind of memory problem :( Serious.

As has been pointed out, he was on record in 2004 admitting it's his fault he was fired from the college newspaper. As recently as January 2013 he recognised that "Ashleigh" was trolling him, in a post comparing his situation to that of Manti Te'o. Note that this was well before he came here and had this pointed out to him by us.

For those playing "spot the CWC similarity", he goes on to propose that a form of Date Ed be offered in colleges.

Finally - and on a different note - what is the AJM Studios forum meant to be about?! Conservative politics and US patriotism are prominently featured, but so are kids cartoons - particularly MLP. In the December news thread, someone posts a pony vore gif (which also features Batman), and other users congratulate them on posting such a gif :-S

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