🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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I was hoping Momma Sweet escaped the Mold Kingdom to live in a nice retirement home, but your logic is convincing. I hope her other sons are keeping a closer eye on things.
 
Oh great, he discovered One Punch Man. How long until his inevitable and unfunny take on the show as One Belch Man?

Just a thought: what happened to those poor cats who had to live with him?
 
Just a thought: what happened to those poor cats who had to live with him?

Raped to death?

Microwaved and eaten?

Sacrificed to appease the fickle gods of over-the-air television broadcasts?

Dissected, with heads kept in socks?

Living in pyramid-shaped cages as Jonathan Thumbskull, Ph.D., examines them for signs of immortality?

Vanished just before several jars of maroon "ink" appeared on Thumbskull's desk?

Drowned in the U.S. Strategic Urine Reserve?

Fell free to speculate. "Died of natural causes" is not an option.
 
I'm going with "still roaming the condemned hovel and filling it full of ferals", or "preserved by Jonny in a Bates-esque attempt at taxidermy" myself.
 
Raped to death?

Microwaved and eaten?

Sacrificed to appease the fickle gods of over-the-air television broadcasts?

Dissected, with heads kept in socks?

Living in pyramid-shaped cages as Jonathan Thumbskull, Ph.D., examines them for signs of immortality?

Vanished just before several jars of maroon "ink" appeared on Thumbskull's desk?

Drowned in the U.S. Strategic Urine Reserve?

Fell free to speculate. "Died of natural causes" is not an option.
Dies of liver failure after tasting Sweet's food. You know the fucker doesn't wash his hands.
 
Sweet has graced us with a new Belchblog.

Dec 8, 2018
  • Listening to: -
  • Reading: -
  • Watching: F is for Family
  • Playing: -
  • Eating: sausage-onion pizza and spaghetti
  • Drinking: cherry Dr. Thunder
HO, HO, HO, BITCHES!


"It's Sweetchuck Claus here! Sorry I haven't checked in for a while, but I'm braving bad weather, a nasty flu bug, and decidedly spotty wi-fi service here to blog a bit, and it doesn't help when all the elves and I have to share the one computer that's Internet-capable. So do forgive my sporadic updates. I've been pretty busy here at the North Pole South. I'm walking at least two miles a day and tryin' to cut back on carbs, trying' to lose that bowlful of jelly before the big day. Not easy when I take most of my meals over at my brother's place these days, and his baby-mama's such a wonderful cook. This jolly old elf and his dogs eat like kings. As we speak, I'm enjoying Wednesday's leftover spaghetti as I post a few comics and cuts.


Today's offering is "Five A.M. Mayhem", starring Marcie. If I had to describe it, I'd say it's sort of an homage to the classic Warner Bros. cartoons like "Notes To You" or "Good Night, Elmer"-- the eternal struggle of man to get a decent night's sleep, detailed in five short pages. As a bit of an insomniac myself, I relate.


Adios for this week."



Pretty boring. Basically confirmation that his brother has taken over the care and feeding of the Great Brain. I'm now absolutely convinced that his internet use is restricted and monitored.

That 5 AM Mayhem thing is chock-full of farting, of course.
 
Pretty boring. Basically confirmation that his brother has taken over the care and feeding of the Great Brain. I'm now absolutely convinced that his internet use is restricted and monitored.
I dunno if it's monitored, it just sounds like he has to share the computer and his brother is disinclined to allow him hours to sperg about his imminent return to ASU.
 
This tard couldn't just lay down and fuck off, could he??? Why hasn't ASU security called the police on him yet, is my real question. They clearly gotta be getting tired of this.
 
This tard couldn't just lay down and fuck off, could he??? Why hasn't ASU security called the police on him yet, is my real question. They clearly gotta be getting tired of this.
They have no cause. It’s not like he runs around the campus. He’s just personally obsessed.
 
Figures he likes F is for Family. Like so many autists he is stuck in a past time. Damn progressives...
 
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This is the face a man makes when he just died and has begun descending into hell.

This is also one of those last things you will see in your dreams before you never wake up again, but never quite die either.
 
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