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I was hoping Momma Sweet escaped the Mold Kingdom to live in a nice retirement home, but your logic is convincing. I hope her other sons are keeping a closer eye on things.
🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas
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Oh great, he discovered One Punch Man. How long until his inevitable and unfunny take on the show as One Belch Man?
Just a thought: what happened to those poor cats who had to live with him?
Just a thought: what happened to those poor cats who had to live with him?
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Raped to death?
Microwaved and eaten?
Sacrificed to appease the fickle gods of over-the-air television broadcasts?
Dissected, with heads kept in socks?
Living in pyramid-shaped cages as Jonathan Thumbskull, Ph.D., examines them for signs of immortality?
Vanished just before several jars of maroon "ink" appeared on Thumbskull's desk?
Drowned in the U.S. Strategic Urine Reserve?
Fell free to speculate. "Died of natural causes" is not an option.
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TIL grape soda is like a fine wine.
Just like cafeteria food is a sumptuous feast.
Just like cafeteria food is a sumptuous feast.
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Dies of liver failure after tasting Sweet's food. You know the fucker doesn't wash his hands.
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Maybe the cats just ran away.
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"Nobody TOLD ME cats needed to be fed, you liberal fartknockers!"
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His grudge is old enough to legally drink, which is probably what it did just to drown out Sweet's rambling.
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Maybe Sweet got over the delusions that one day he'll get that Golden Ticket back to ASU, resume his life as he left it half-past 1997, and all he needs is a hairpiece to look half his age again?
Probably not.
Probably not.
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Sweet has graced us with a new Belchblog.
Dec 8, 2018
"It's Sweetchuck Claus here! Sorry I haven't checked in for a while, but I'm braving bad weather, a nasty flu bug, and decidedly spotty wi-fi service here to blog a bit, and it doesn't help when all the elves and I have to share the one computer that's Internet-capable. So do forgive my sporadic updates. I've been pretty busy here at the North Pole South. I'm walking at least two miles a day and tryin' to cut back on carbs, trying' to lose that bowlful of jelly before the big day. Not easy when I take most of my meals over at my brother's place these days, and his baby-mama's such a wonderful cook. This jolly old elf and his dogs eat like kings. As we speak, I'm enjoying Wednesday's leftover spaghetti as I post a few comics and cuts.
Today's offering is "Five A.M. Mayhem", starring Marcie. If I had to describe it, I'd say it's sort of an homage to the classic Warner Bros. cartoons like "Notes To You" or "Good Night, Elmer"-- the eternal struggle of man to get a decent night's sleep, detailed in five short pages. As a bit of an insomniac myself, I relate.
Adios for this week."
Pretty boring. Basically confirmation that his brother has taken over the care and feeding of the Great Brain. I'm now absolutely convinced that his internet use is restricted and monitored.
That 5 AM Mayhem thing is chock-full of farting, of course.
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"It's Sweetchuck Claus here! Sorry I haven't checked in for a while, but I'm braving bad weather, a nasty flu bug, and decidedly spotty wi-fi service here to blog a bit, and it doesn't help when all the elves and I have to share the one computer that's Internet-capable. So do forgive my sporadic updates. I've been pretty busy here at the North Pole South. I'm walking at least two miles a day and tryin' to cut back on carbs, trying' to lose that bowlful of jelly before the big day. Not easy when I take most of my meals over at my brother's place these days, and his baby-mama's such a wonderful cook. This jolly old elf and his dogs eat like kings. As we speak, I'm enjoying Wednesday's leftover spaghetti as I post a few comics and cuts.
Today's offering is "Five A.M. Mayhem", starring Marcie. If I had to describe it, I'd say it's sort of an homage to the classic Warner Bros. cartoons like "Notes To You" or "Good Night, Elmer"-- the eternal struggle of man to get a decent night's sleep, detailed in five short pages. As a bit of an insomniac myself, I relate.
Adios for this week."
Pretty boring. Basically confirmation that his brother has taken over the care and feeding of the Great Brain. I'm now absolutely convinced that his internet use is restricted and monitored.
That 5 AM Mayhem thing is chock-full of farting, of course.
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I dunno if it's monitored, it just sounds like he has to share the computer and his brother is disinclined to allow him hours to sperg about his imminent return to ASU.
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They have no cause. It’s not like he runs around the campus. He’s just personally obsessed.
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Lucky bastard's smart enough to not get his ass kicked for our amusement. I can respect that, honestly.
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I think it's less that he's smart, and more an incompetent coward.
He also can't drive so he can't even get to the campus.
He also can't drive so he can't even get to the campus.
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This is the face a man makes when he just died and has begun descending into hell. This is also the last thing you will see in your dreams before you never wake up again.
You see an angry retard before you to go Hell?
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No, but it's the face an angry retard makes when he dies and the elevator goes down.