🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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CätPärty said:
man you are one ugly furry brony pedophile
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The_Iconoclast said:
I look basically the same as I did at 22, except for the hair. As I said, I just need to get back in shape and see a doctor about my voice, and I'll be all right.
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@The_Iconoclast just so you know, you DO NOT look the same as you did 15 years ago. This has nothing to do with your hair. You can get into shape all you want but it isn't going to happen. Why? Simply put your face has been hit with the age line stick. Look around your eyes, it is very obvious if you want to be honest with yourself. I may look younger than 36, but I don't look the same as I did when I was 22, not even the same as I did at 26 or even 30 because time changes us, as much as you want to deny it.

The_Iconoclast said:
I look too much like my father, and thanks to my demented psycho ex, I have some issues with his death. That's why I never got a job in food service--they'd make me shave. Besides, I'm not looking for a job--I'm looking for a career. A reputable newspaper would never hire me on with my my bad past, my strong opinions, or my out-of-date computer skills. Shopkeeping would be nice, but nothing big-box--maybe a little store or kiosk in the mall.
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EVERYONE has issues with the death of beloved family members, you are not special and your "ex" did not cause these problems. You are just poor at handling your emotions and you are shifting the blame to her. When I grow a beard I look too much like my father, so I can relate, but I don't run wildly in the opposite direction with my shaving my face, eyebrows and head to a crazy degree just so I don't look like him. Keep the beard but make it look nice, trim it and such, stop looking homeless. Looking homeless, as you do w/ that unkempt beard, is a very good way to not get a job or a career. Jobs lead to careers. If you want to work for a newspaper so bad put out resumes (AKA CVs as if you didn't know) to areas that you think would reflect well on what you want. Do some research online of locations that might fit. Try Carbondale, IL or Columbia, MO. Take low paying entry level jobs to get your foot in the door and work your way up. It'll be harder now that you're in your late 30s but it isn't too late.

The_Iconoclast said:
Captain Stupid was released from jail. He and I got into an argument almost immediately after he walked in here, and I called him a loser. He immediately went outside, took up a rock, and threw it through my bedroom window. After that I realized I may have been hasty writing off a return to school just yet. He never even apologized or paid to have it reglazed-just duct-taped a huge board over the hole. Now because of rain seeping around the board for several years, part of the wall has fallen in. I have to get away from him, but I can't leave my mom alone at the mercy of that psychopath. And the cops are obviously useless. So I'm kind of stuck, unless I can figure out a way to get him committed to an asylum or a group home.
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You live in a hovel. Correction, you live in your mom's hovel. Mom obviously wants him around or she would've gotten him help by now. You are not stuck, Mom has picked him over you. Get away while you can. He is trouble and your mom is his main enabler.

The_Iconoclast said:
I did learn from my mistakes. But then I get told that I somehow took away the wrong lesson from my experience. Well, maybe that wasn't my fault maybe the lesson should have been taught better, hmmm?
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No, the problem is, is that you take the lesson you've learned and either twist it into a conspiracy against yourself, or you run and hide from ever being able to apply the lesson in real life by shunning society at lart.

The_Iconoclast said:
And I don't have the patience to deal with big-city mayors like Doomberg and King Willie, even if jobs are better in a larger burg. It'd just be answering to a bigger bully, taking more of my money. I belong in a college environment, but it has to be as much like my alma mater as possible. I need a place I can feel happy and secure to start rebuilding my life.
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Try it, you might hate it as you've surmised, but for right now you know nothing. Also, no one gets to feel happy and secure to build or rebuild their life, that's no how life works! This is a lesson you should've learned long ago, but I will spell it out for you: LIFE ISN'T FAIR, IF YOU DON'T HELP YOURSELF NO ONE ELSE WILL and YOU AREN'T OWED ANYTHING IN LIFE.

Also, that neglected poorly patched window that caused part of the wall to cave in after years of not being properly fixed is a very apt metaphor for your entire life.
 
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wheat pasta said:
Pot, why do you and kettle fight so much?
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Actually, he's "pot"...as in "-head"...and that's why.

Chelonian said:
[D]o you have any extended family you can stay with?
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Not many. They're either dying off fast or have their own lives to worry about.

atomik fyre said:
[T]hat neglected poorly patched window that caused part of the wall to cave in after years of not being properly fixed is a very apt metaphor for your entire life.
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Yeah, you're probably right.

Shadow Fox said:
Contrary to what you may believe, Obama does not sit in his secret chamber in the White House rubbing his hands together and cackling, "Now how can I make life miserable for a paranoid fart fetishist in Bumfuck, Arkansas?"
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No, he's just content to stink up life for everyone else. That is why we have workers losing jobs because their chintzy boss signed up for ObamaCare and realizes he can cut expenses by laying off half his staff, and why some poor veteran is peeing blood because his G.I. benefits were cancelled. But, oh well, he can just take a pill.

And once again...whining about all the concessions life needs to make in order for you to do the things normal adults accomplish completely unassisted. The real world does not work that way and has never worked that way...Either you adapt to the way the world is or you die.
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Wrong. The real world has and can work that way, if you're willing to force it. If a slut from Georgetown U. can wheedle Congress into giving her and her skeezy friends free birth control, I can make a comeback. Adapting is for the weak. I and my fellow Teapot Domers (a more extreme version of the Tea Party I am looking to assemble, made up of those working to bring the world back to half-past 1997 by 2024) will bend the world to our will. We will not let it bend us.
 
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Uhhhh, I believe your problem lies with the tenets of Capitalism rather than Obama's executive order (which had to be passed through congress so...there's more people to blame if you want). The fact is, the bill itself would be excellent. The fact that most corporate interests treat their workers worse than scum is not. The fact is, Obama's health bill would work well in a world where businesses were beholden to the community rather than the shareholders. Again, your bone to pick should be with the concept of Capitalism. You would understand this if your concept of politics weren't fed to you from a FOX news sponsored IV drip. Guess why they resist Obummercare so much? It's because their corporation is made up of people undercutting the impoverished and weak, IE; You. It's never been a political concern. It's always been about the dollar signs.
 
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The_Iconoclast said:
Oh. I call that one the "Cat Party". Seriously, that avatar looks like one of my sketches come to life.
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But it isn't a sketch of a self-insert character used to fight off the feelings of rage and inadequacy arising from having nearly reached one's 40th birthday without having sex with a willing woman or having successfully moved out of one's mother's home. Does this mean you're branching out as an artist?
 
The_Iconoclast said:
Wrong. The real world has and can work that way, if you're willing to force it. If a slut from Georgetown U. can wheedle Congress into giving her and her skeezy friends free birth control, I can make a comeback. Adapting is for the weak. I and my fellow Teapot Domers (a more extreme version of the Tea Party I am looking to assemble, made up of those working to bring the world back to half-past 1997 by 2024) will bend the world to our will. We will not let it bend us.
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Wanting birth control doesn't make someone slutty. There are benefits to birth control beyond preventing children. Probably just sad that they'd reject your ass too.

Also I love how you want to go back to 1997 when Bill Clinton was president. Fuck gramps you can't get anything right.

The_Iconoclast said:
Oh. I call that one the "Cat Party". Seriously, that avatar looks like one of my sketches come to life.
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You realize not everyone puts their own picture in their avatar, right? They aren't ID cards. Something I doubt you ever need when mommy buys all your stuff.

Further more your brother's a pot head? Probably hates you for being a cunt rather than anything to do with marijuana. That's the opposite of what weed does. I guess we can chalk this up to old farts like you taking reefer madness at face value.
 
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