🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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I'm really happy other people have made note of Iconoclast's unattractiveness, because while I was watching this thread when they posted a picture of the young him some pages ago it took everything in me to not make my first post pointing out that he's fuck ugly. Seriously, I wouldn't want to see that face looking back at me walking on the street, let alone during bathroom coitus.
 
  • What is The Belch Dimension?
If I had to quantify it, I'd call it Archie meets Batman with a dash of Tex Avery thrown in. It's me and the kids I grew up with as a band of teenage vigilantes in a small, crime-ridden Southern town.

We fight crime and have wacky adventures. It's dark and gothic, yet at the same time exaggerated and absurd. Like life.
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Horrible artwork? Check.
Atrocious character designs? Check.
One dimensional characters with no personalities? Check.
Obnoxious author self insert as the main protagonist? Check.
Inserting a bunch of real people who probably don't even know they're in your comic? Check.
Glorifying things from your real life in your comic? Check.
Ripping off cartoons, TV shows, and other shit that you like and spouting inane pop cultural references with no context whatsoever? Check.
Preachy political messages? Check. In fact, according to the author himself, that's what the entire comic is centered around!
Racism? Check.

As a bonus, the comic has a loony author who's a complete loser, has caused multiple public spectacles online in the past, and makes a fool of himself regularly to this day. Okay, I think there needs to be a Bad Webcomics Wiki page for "Belch Dimension Comics" sometime.
 
I'd like an explanation for the name of this awful comic. Belch Dimension? That couldn't even have sounded cool in your head, man.
 
sikotik said:
He ticks almost all the lolcow boxes doesn't he....
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RetardBus said:
Has the Iconoclast tried to get him FIRED FROM LIFE yet? Okay, I know we've compared this guy to Chris a lot by now, but this is so similar to how Chris has reacted to people who he believes have wronged him in the past (Mary Lee Walsh, Michael Snyder, WalMart lady, and Megan just to name a few) it's not even funy. I'm almost tempted to search through his crappy comics to see if he's used a strawman of this guy as one of the main villains in "Belch Dimension Comics" in the past.
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Iconoclast said:
So I ask myself: where does fact end and fiction begin? The two seem inexorably entwined. Just as Orson Welles' sprawling epic presents a fictionalized account of newspaper mogul William Randolph Hearst's ruthless rise to power, I showed the lives of a small-town school newspaper advisor maddened with greed, playing with people like toys...a copy editor, a mere stupid boy, who falls under her dangerous spell to the point he's willing to kill for her...and an ambitious crackerjack writer who goes too far, pokes the bear, and gets the claws.
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He also supports dating education:

Iconoclast or Chris? You decide said:
And, for God's sake, teach deportment. Maybe offer an elective course on dating outside your race, faith, or culture. Just sit them around and let them talk about the problems of dating outside your race, faith, or culture. Learn how men and women ought to treat each other with respect, clear up a few misunderstandings, stereotypes, and misconceptions.It wouldn't hurt to gain perspective. Call it "pre-lationship counseling", if you wish to be cutesy about it. I wish I'd had that in my day. I made a lot of mistakes starting out, not knowing the rules, how to act. I might be a lot happier now if I'd known the score back then, not made so many mistakes.
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My problem with this (well the only one I could really comment on) would be the fact that he thinks he'd be better off having avoided the mistakes he made.
Mistakes kind of exist so you can learn from them.. :/
 
RetardBus said:
So from what I've seen so far, I'd have to guess that this Scott Mitchell guy is the Iconoclast's Mary Lee Walsh.
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Yeah, and this is like his Michael Snyder, who won't let him come back to the university:

IconoChris said:
I will never get out. I was "caught", and for it I will pay for my mistake in perpituity. I will foever be a pariah, stripped of my humanity, all my friends forsaking me, never allowed to set foot in their precious little school. There is no release, no parole, no leniency waiting for me. Not as long as this old bat is in power at AS(S)U.
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Tell you what: you see fit to relaxing American plagiarism laws, Smokey, and maybe I'll look the other way while you stick that bong in your gob. Sound fair?
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On his brother:

Icono-Chan said:
I wondered if it was possible to "accidentally" chop someone's head off with an axe...or make it look like someone just "happened " to suffer cranial trauma...37 times in the exact same spot. I mentally went over every good place I know--and as a great explorer of the Armorel woods I know many, friends and neighbors--to dump a body where it wouldn't be found for months.
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Just like CWC links all his problems back to Lucas and Mims posting that Dang photograph of him on ED (which means he wouldn't have been connected to Sonichu by trolls, which means he wouldn't have felt compelled to post ShecameforCWC on ED, which means Meagan wouldn't have "broken up" with him, which means he would have a sweetheart now because CWCki wouldn't exist, and so on and so forth), Iconoclast links all his problems back to the TV ratings system (because without them he wouldn't have created the column mocking them, which means he wouldn't have been fired due to plagiarizing the SNL sketch mocking them, which means he would have his dream job by now, and on and on).

For CWC, the umbrella for all this is Real Life Trolls and Online Cyberbullies. For Iconoclast, it's liberalism.

It's makes sense linearly but you have to assume a very childish understanding of fate. I don't know what the professional psychological term for it is, although I'm curious.

@The_Iconoclast in terms of your physical appearance, I noticed this photo of you on Amazon.
Go with this look:
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Over this one:

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Uh, so you don't have to get rid of the beard, just trim it so it looks nice. A nicer pair of frames...doesn't have to be high-end. Call your county for a low-cost ophthalmologist or optometrist, and get some recycled frames. And, don't get a wig, it will make you look worse. A really short buzz, or bald look, could help with the hair loss issue, depending on if you want to handle that. But a piece is almost always frowned upon.

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Chicer frames will also make the chain look better, if you choose to keep it. I've posted before:

Holdek said:
It's amazing how one person can look totally lame wearing their glasses like that and another totally cool, like Lester Freeman from The Wire:

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Doing these will increase your self-confidence and your chances of meeting a nice lady friend.
 
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Nope...The Fart Worthless Star Telegram. And if Scooter's photos are to be believed, he still has all his hair. There is no justice.

RetardBus said:
I'm almost tempted to search through his ... comics to see if he's used a strawman of this guy as one of the main villains in "Belch Dimension Comics" in the past.
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Hee-yeeeeeah, I did....

wheat pasta said:
[H]e thinks he'd be better off having avoided the mistakes he made. Mistakes kind of exist so you can learn from them..
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I did learn from my mistakes. But then I get told that I somehow took away the wrong lesson from my experience. Well, maybe that wasn't my fault maybe the lesson should have been taught better, hmmm?

Oh, my book jacket image from over ten years ago? Yeah...I had a nice job and a sense of freedom then. Of course I looked all right. But then things changed. If Bush was as bad as the Democrats say, tell me why I had two managerial positions in shops during his administration, but since Obama came into office and monkeyed with health care and the economy, no one is asking me on board. Not just new businesses, but stores that have been around for decades are folding. Change has killed Main Street in Small Town, USA. And I don't have the patience to deal with big-city mayors like Doomberg and King Willie, even if jobs are better in a larger burg. It'd just be answering to a bigger bully, taking more of my money (they will fine you if you have an unneutered dog in a dog park in Memphis--seriously). I belong in a college environment, but it has to be as much like my alma mater as possible. I need a place I can feel happy and secure to start rebuilding my life.
 
Holdek said:
He also supports dating education:
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Sweet Jesus. This just gets more and more hilarious.

The_Iconoclast said:
Oh, my book jacket image from over ten years ago? Yeah...I had a nice job and a sense of freedom then. Of course I looked all right. But then things changed. If Bush was as bad as the Democrats say, tell me why I had two managerial positions in shops during his administration, but since Obama came into office and monkeyed with health care and the economy, no one is asking me on board. Not just new businesses, but stores that have been around for decades are folding. Change has killed Main Street in Small Town, USA. And I don't have the patience to deal with big-city mayors like Doomberg and King Willie, even if jobs are better in a larger burg. It'd just be answering to a bigger bully, taking more of my money (they will fine you if you have an unneutered dog in a dog park in Memphis--seriously). I belong in a college environment, but it has to be as much like my alma mater as possible. I need a place I can feel happy and secure to start rebuilding my life.
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Because you lost your job not Obama. Probably for fucking up. That's on you gramps.

Also I'm sure all the women on campus will feel comfortable with you creeping up on them trying to fuck them in a bathroom.
 
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The_Iconoclast said:
Nope...The Fart Worthless Star Telegram. And if Scooter's photos are to be believed, he still has all his hair. There is no justice.


Hee-yeeeeeah, I did....


I did learn from my mistakes. But then I get told that I somehow took away the wrong lesson from my experience. Well, maybe that wasn't my fault maybe the lesson should have been taught better, hmmm?

Oh, my book jacket image from over ten years ago? Yeah...I had a nice job and a sense of freedom then. Of course I looked all right. But then things changed. If Bush was as bad as the Democrats say, tell me why I had two managerial positions in shops during his administration, but since Obama came into office and monkeyed with health care and the economy, no one is asking me on board. Not just new businesses, but stores that have been around for decades are folding. Change has killed Main Street in Small Town, USA. And I don't have the patience to deal with big-city mayors like Doomberg and King Willie, even if jobs are better in a larger burg. It'd just be answering to a bigger bully, taking more of my money (they will fine you if you have an unneutered dog in a dog park in Memphis--seriously). I belong in a college environment, but it has to be as much like my alma mater as possible. I need a place I can feel happy and secure to start rebuilding my life.
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The Illuminati and the New World Order won't let you get a job, right? Really though, enough of the crazy political rants. Nobody's taking them seriously and you should really stop trying to bring politics into everything. Sometimes, you just need to accept that there's not always something or someone to blame for a problem, nor is there some crazy conspiracy as to why you're not succeeding. What are you going to do, point your finger at liberals, Obama, or whatever boogeyman is stopping you from succeeding now until the day you die?
 
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Also there are tons of low level jobs out there. Nobody wants to work at McDonald's but it's work.

Y'know if mommy will let you out.
 
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