🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[Holdek]

Do not ever compare me to Chris. I have a far better work ethic that he has ever shown.

Oh really? When's the last time you had a job?

Also, never tell me I can't have something, or I'm not good enough to have something what I want. I will get it anyway it just to spite you.

Okay: you're not good enough to get a mental health assessment and treatment.

 

[wheat pasta]

So Iconoclast thinks the old timey act of blackface is hilarious and is still relevant and okay in a modern setting.

But he does NOT fap to cartoon ponies.

 

[Holdek]

What does the Bible say about furries anyway?

Oh look: "I said in mine heart concerning the estate of the sons of men, that God might manifest them, and that they might see that they themselves are beasts." Ecclesiastes 3:18

I don't think thats what Big J had in mind but whatevs.

Leviticus 18:23
And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to an animal to lie with it: it is perversion.

Checkmate, deviant.

It could have been me who pointed how that he made no money to buy a hair piece let alone an apartment or the throat injury he got from being outside. Because, as we all know, I clearly have power in Bumfuck, Arkansas.

You are part of The System.

Going to? He pretty much is Chris at this point.

Is it possible that Chris has been a liberal troll this whole time, a Liquid Iconoclast?

...I'd like to work on a project like what Harvey Weinstein plans to do for gun control, except with change. We need to take down the "hope and change" philosophy" before it kills America. We need to teach kids to run from that horrible, dangerous thinking.

Okay. So what's the last political campaign you volunteered in?

 

[atomik fyre]

Okay, so from what I could understand, it's some crappy animation from 2005 made in MS Paint and Windows Movie Maker, where some guy (an old "friend" from his journalism days, according to the description. Probably a troll or just someone who didn't want to listen to his crazy political rants.) gets beat up, struck by lightning, turns into a black guy, and then gets crushed by a safe and dies.

Said "friend"/troll is Scott Mitchell, the guy that headed up @The_Iconoclast firing.
Here's the same photo from Icono's "Rogues Gallery"

It seems like there was supposed to be some audio of some sort going on, wonder what "Scott" was supposed to be saying...

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

Said "friend"/troll is Scott Mitchell, the guy that headed up @The_Iconoclast firing.
Here's the same photo from Icono's "Rogues Gallery"

It seems like there was supposed to be some audio of some sort going on, wonder what "Scott" was supposed to be saying...

That is just sad that Iconoclast's grudge is so deep that he would keep pictures of people he thinks wronged him decades ago. Not only is that pathetic but it is really kind of creepy in a Ted Kaczynski sort of way.

 

[Holdek]

Said "friend"/troll is Scott Mitchell, the guy that headed up @The_Iconoclast firing.
Here's the same photo from Icono's "Rogues Gallery"

It seems like there was supposed to be some audio of some sort going on, wonder what "Scott" was supposed to be saying...

^
Keep in mind that guy is now 15 years older than how he looks in that photo

From Iconoclast's website:

And as far as Ashleigh goes, I will have her or I will destroy her--but I can never forget her.

(http://www.freewebs.com/welcometolemora/fuq.htm)

 

[CatParty]

 

[RetardBus]

The Iconoclast whines on Google's product forums about how his piece of shit Windows 98 dinosaur isn't running Youtube properly. He states that his computer is his life and that he's entitled to a reimbursement from Google "for any loss or hardship" he has suffered.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

He ticks almost all the lolcow boxes doesn't he. Next we'll learn that he smears shit all over his walls.

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

He ticks almost all the lolcow boxes doesn't he. Next we'll learn that he smears shit all over his walls.

Maybe Rika could be his new heartsweet

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The Iconoclast whines on Google's product forums about how his piece of shit Windows 98 dinosaur isn't running Youtube properly.

I use a toaster also, but I'm not complaining because I don't expect companies and organizations to cater to a vanishing minority, even if I may not like the change. That'd be like me complaining that media companies should still release content on VHS.

Also, you can still view Youtube videos by going to the URL of an embedded video with Flash 9 installed:
https://www.youtube.com/embed/[insert video code here]?wmode=opaque

 

[RetardBus]

• Why do you draw stick figures?

Because drawing clothes is a pain in the ass. Ever wonder why they never change clothes in cartoons? That's why I like the minimalist approach. Huge timesaver.

Instead of improving his artwork or learning how to draw clothes, the Iconoclast politely tells us all that he's lazy and would rather stick with a weird stylistic choice that doesn't fit with the art style of the rest of his comic as long as he can produce strips more quickly. Remember, this guy expects you to not only view his comic as art, but if you dislike it, then you're just an evil liberal who's ruining America.

 

[Holdek]

Goddamn, like Chris, he's even been thrown in jail:

Well, I finally got fed up. I confronted him with my own weapon, a large metal bar I had secreted under my bed the last time His Stupidness threatened me, and attempted to beat some sense into his thick, empty head. Long story short, we were both arrested on attempted domestic assault charges. I served ten days in county and I had to appear before the bench in seven weeks.

(http://www.freewebs.com/welcometolemora/BelchBlogArchive/BelchBlog Txt.html)

Yo dawg, I'm not an expert or anything, but you're in a bad spot.

"I will have my justice soon...."

17 years later...

"Hello, you stupid liberal turds. I will have my justice soon."

 

[RetardBus]

Said "friend"/troll is Scott Mitchell, the guy that headed up @The_Iconoclast firing.
Here's the same photo from Icono's "Rogues Gallery"

It seems like there was supposed to be some audio of some sort going on, wonder what "Scott" was supposed to be saying...

Has the Iconoclast tried to get him FIRED FROM LIFE yet? Okay, I know we've compared this guy to Chris a lot by now, but this is so similar to how Chris has reacted to people who he believes have wronged him in the past (Mary Lee Walsh, Michael Snyder, WalMart lady, and Megan just to name a few) it's not even funy. I'm almost tempted to search through his crappy comics to see if he's used a strawman of this guy as one of the main villains in "Belch Dimension Comics" in the past.

 

[Holdek]

The Iconoclast whines on Google's product forums about how his piece of shit Windows 98 dinosaur isn't running Youtube properly. He states that his computer is his life and that he's entitled to a reimbursement from Google "for any loss or hardship" he has suffered. Gee, who does that remind you of?

Nobody responded to that probably because they thought it was a troll.

 

[Major Josef Ecker]

My Sanya, is that some awful facial hair. And a creepy smile. And terrible pedo glasses. He's really pretty unattractive.

I guarantee that face got no bathroom stall humpage.

 

[Holdek]

I wish he made YouTube videos.

 

[Pine Tar]

My Sanya, is that some awful facial hair. And a creepy smile. And terrible pedo glasses. He's really pretty unattractive.

I guarantee that face got no bathroom stall humpage.

Maybe a dark bathroom may have been the only place he got humpage...from a man.

 

[Holdek]

Dudes, this guy is Chris, no debate about it:

Meantime, two Belch Dimensiontrade paperback compilations are scheduled for release later this year, along with a new book,The Face of Burgess Goldstein. It's about an autistic boy and his doting, if somewhat disturbed, mother.

After shy, artistic Chastain Creed becomes the victim of a cruel prank at the hands of his schoolmates, his mother removes him from the torments of the world and locks him away. The novel explores what happens to young Chastain in the months after his doting, somewhat fanaical caregiver unexpectedly passes away, and he is left, slowly losing his tenuous grip on reality, locked in that secret room. It's a very powerful denunciation of the failures of the system which asks you who the real crazy people are: the mentally disturbed, or the bullies who routinely torment them, with no provocation, simply for their own sick sport?

 

[Major Josef Ecker]

Maybe a dark bathroom may have been the only place he got humpage...from a man.

I'd like to think the gay men of the world have some standards.