🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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John Titor said:
Yes, you are. All I said was you have no design aesthetics and it's coming from someone who studied art and design, not from a "liberal socialist"; I don't even know how you came to that conclusion, would it have been different if a conservative said it?
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I voted for McCain and Romney. A real conservative pulls himself up by his bootstraps and walks through the shit without bitching about how unfair life is.
 
Pine Tar said:
I voted for McCain and Romney. A real conservative pulls himself up by his bootstraps and walks through the shit without bitching about how unfair life is.
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What is it with some people blaming the government of their opposing for like, all their problems?

"Bush is the reason I'm poor."
"Thanks Obama!"
 
The_Iconoclast said:
Physical, not mental. And that's from living with my idiot brother for so long. The strain he puts me under has taken its toll on my body after many years, but my "thinking process" is juuuuuuust fine. If anything, it's sharper than it ever was. I see the truth now. The worst that could happen? Well, about ten years ago I had to have a checkup for some dumb insurance thing. My brother as asked to drive me to my appointment. It was at 3:30 PM. The doctor was maybe five minutes late. His Imperial Stupidness got impatient, walked out, and drove off while I was in the office getting looked over. I was left stranded. I stood in the parking lot waiting for him, searching for the car. I wandered the hospital for eight hours. Eight...freaking...hours. I couldn't find a phone or anyone there to help me. What was His Stupidness doing? The following morning, after getting high somewhere, forgetting about me, and passing out with his pants full of ,:briefs:, he comes dragging his worthless carcass home, acting innocent, no apologies even offered for his callous actions. So yeah, that's the worst that can happen. I knew then he was becoming a monster. I should have smashed the boy's skull open with a baseball bat that day. :mad: :cryblood:
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The physical is the mental; your brain is physical. What happened with you going to the doctor wasn't because you went to the doctor, it was because your ride ditched you, which can happen anywhere. Next time go without your brother. The fact that you wandered the hospital for eight hours looking for a phone should be a light bulb going off that there is something severely wrong with your ability to think.
 
I have to wonder, why is the artwork in the Iconoclast's comic as inconsistent as it is? He doesn't seem to be that bad at drawing regular humans, yet he still often resorts to drawing the same crudely drawn stick figures. It's confusing, there's strips like this and this which look like mediocre to average newspaper comics at worst, but could easily be improved over time with a little work, and then there's this poorly drawn Microsoft Paint shit that's only slightly above Sonichu when it comes to the artwork. If the creator himself could clarify why his comic's artwork varies in quality so much, I'd be interested in hearing.
 
Stuff and Things said:
...Even worse, nobody here has been behaving like a child but you, you're the only one who tries to lower people to your level just so you can "win" (because we all know that the main point of a discussion is to win, nothing else) i just hope you realize that.....
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Yeah. This isn't ED or chan. We'd rather see you get the help you need than "win the argument," because honestly, I don't think many of us see any "argument" here. We see a cry for help, especially when you post comics that you've drawn about how your self-destructive behavior leads to your miserable life situation.

RetardBus said:
...this....
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This one was mildly amusing. And at least I could tell what was going on. Still needs some work, mostly with the speech balloons. It's like trying to read Snuffy Smith but with less-legible text.
 
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Get a job, stop being a bum, and you'll see how life stops sucking as much. Sitting around transferring your dementia to paper is not a job, there is no demand for it, and anyone who claims to like it is probably trying to troll you.
 
Since someone mentioned Bush, I wonder what Icon's opinion of him is because theoretically, his life under Bush's administration should be better. Theoretically.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
I missed the tard get pissy. Curse my liberal social life of not being pathetic!
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I was thinking the same thing! My social life is getting in the way of watching @The_Iconoclast Show.

John Titor said:
Since someone mentioned Bush, I wonder what Icon's opinion of him is because theoretically, his life under Bush's administration should be better. Theoretically.
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It seems like his life was better under Clinton.

I'm still curious about his home life. There's still so much he hasn't told us about the situation with his brother. I know he says his mom lives w/ him, but it seems they actually both live with his brother. I still am curious why his brother has control of the small amount of money he lands. Or why his brother being a dick to him has anything to do with a leftist conspiracy to keep him down.

I would like to hear more about The System that makes rich college girls have to sneak around to see college boys and what dating one outside of The System is like. I didn't go to real college, and I dropped out of the community college I went to, so I really am at a loss for what he's talking about.

I'm still not sure why he brought this thread back from the dead only to act as if he's above debating with us. I don't think we've acted all so childishly towards him, also, he may've been all but forgotten by this board and many others had he not resurfaced the interest by his own hand.

Also, Iconoclast, you mentioned royalties... on what, for what? I'm just curious here.
 
atomik fyre said:
I'm still curious about his home life. There's still so much he hasn't told us about the situation with his brother. I know he says his mom lives w/ him, but it seems they actually both live with his brother. I still am curious why his brother has control of the small amount of money he lands. Or why his brother being a dick to him has anything to do with a leftist conspiracy to keep him down....
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My guess is that his brother has been awarded some type of guardianship of him due to his mental instability, which includes control over his finances, outings from the house, etc. Or it could be something less official than that, like "You can live in my house but since you have problems I need to keep the reins on you."
 
Holdek said:
My guess is that his brother has been awarded some type of guardianship of him due to his mental instability, ...Or it could be something less official than that, like "You can live in my house but since you have problems I need to keep the reins on you."
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Wrong and stupid as usual, Holly. He's the unstable one. He uses people, can't hold down a job for very long, and even his girlfriend doesn't want him around because she doesn't need a twentysomething manbaby handing off her nipple. I help my mom out financially with my royalties, but it isn't much. A-Stump doesn't understand it's hard to get a real job when your resume only has one boss who plotted against you and one who blew town on it, plus you can't have the car to go on interviews. You can't pull yourself up by your bootstraps, Pinetar, when somebody come up behind you and cut them. Although my mom owns the house, His Stupidness likes to think he does. After the shop folded and we lost our shirts on the deal, he just started taking over, and she did nothing to stop him. She's a classic enabler. He just goes around taking whatever he sees as his, including my bank account and the family car, and running wild. I can't move out because I'm afraid he'll hurt her or leave her to starve like a dog while he's passed out stoned with :briefs: somewhere.

By the way, liberal socialists don't pay rent; they set up tents on public property, defecate on people's cars, demand free goodies from the government, and spread crabs and scabies.

Major Josef Ecker said:
It seems like the only way you can respond to something is to go LALALALALALALA NOT LISTENING LALALALALALA, which is really not something well-adjusted people do. Though we can all plainly see you're not well-adjusted...
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I was before I went to that miserable state college. But of course no one ever blames The System. They're perfect and can do no wrong. I don't know what it is, but that lifestyle corrupts a person. And I only spent three years there. Imagine someone who has worked there for two or three decades, how twisted and soulless they must be.

atomik fyre said:
I would like to hear more about The System that makes rich college girls have to sneak around to see college boys and what dating one outside of The System is like. I didn't go to real college, and I dropped out of the community college I went to, so I really am at a loss for what he's talking about.
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I don't fully understand it either, and I lived it. I'd like to observe it some more. Technically, my ex wasn't a University student, she was a townie. She graduated high school two years after we broke up--which means she either lied about her age or was held back.

John Titor said:
...[W]ould it have been different if a conservative said it?
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Yes, because a conservative would never say such a thing. They love my work. Only liberals ever insult and mock me and my comics., because they're trying to roadblock me at every turn and keep me from rebuilding my life the way it used to be.

wheat pasta said:
Okay...why does your comic's main character(?) look like Arthur in a poncho?
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I don't think he looks a thing like Dudley Moore.
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I don't see any art inconsistencies (although I'll admit that blonde girl in the background of the first panel has wicked man-hands; I think I was in a hurry that day and wasn't paying attention to the linework when coloring). But as John K. says, "Staying on model is only for wimps and communists". If you mean the "real-world" scenes look different from the "comic" ones, it's because I darkened those panels slightly to make them look more glum and colorless...because that's what the misery my enemies have caused me has done, drained all color and joy from my life.
 
The_Iconoclast said:
Wrong and stupid as usual, Holly. He's the unstable one. He uses people, can't hold down a job for very long, and even his girlfriend doesn't want him around because she doesn't need a twentysomething manbaby handing off her nipple. I help my mom out financially with my royalties, but it isn't much. A-Stump doesn't understand it's hard to get a real job when your resume only has one boss who plotted against you and one who blew town on it,, plus you can't have the car to go on interviews. You can't pull yourself up by your bootstraps when somebody come up behind you and cut them. Although my mom owns the house, His Stupidness likes to think he does. After the shop folded and we lost our shirts on the deal, he just started taking over, and she did nothing to stop him. She's a classic enabler. He just goes around taking whatever he sees as his, including my bank account and the family car, and running wild. I can't move out because I'm afraid he'll hurt her or leave her to starve like a dog while he's passed out stoned with :briefs: somewhere.

By the way, liberal socialists don't pay rent; they set up tents on public property, defecate on people's cars, demand free goodies from the government, and spread crabs and scabies.


I was before I went to that miserable state college. But of course no one ever blames The System. They're perfect and can do no wrong. I don't know what it is, but that lifestyle corrupts a person. And I only spent three years there. Imagine someone who has worked there for two or three decades, how twisted and soulless they must be.


I don't fully understand it either, and I lived it. I'd like to observe it some more. Technically, my ex wasn't a University student, she was a townie. She graduated high school two years after we broke up--which means she either lied about her age or was held back.


Yes, because a conservative would never say such a thing. They love my work. Only liberals ever insult and mock me and my comics., because they're trying to roadblock me at every turn and keep me from rebuilding my life the way it used to be.


I don't think he looks a thing like Dudley Moore.
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I don't see any art inconsistencies (although I'll admit that blonde girl in the background of the first panel has wicked man-hands; I think I was in a hurry that day and wasn't paying attention to the linework when coloring). But as John K. says, "Staying on model is only for wimps and communists". If you mean the "real-world" scenes look different from the "comic" ones, it's because I darkened those panels slightly to make them look more glum and colorless...because that's what the misery my enemies have caused me has done, drained all color and joy from my life.
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Tl;dr
 
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Because I don't feel like even typing four letters and a punctuation anymore.
 
The_Iconoclast said:
I don't think he looks a thing like Dudley Moore.
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Not an old and outdated reference at all. Couldn't even use Russell Brand to try and look you know what's up. Your pop culture references alone show what to be a sad, broken old man. No wonder your girl left, she didn't want to languish in the 70's. Of course jerking it to ponies is a big indicator too.

Also a dude in college hitting on a junior in high school? Ignoring how pathetic that is it just adds fuel to the "Iconoclast is a creepy pedo" fire.
 
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