🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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I reckon Jonny's still sore about the time he was on the wrong side of the legal system after his attempted fratricide. It's also very telling he's dumb enough to believe that the TV show that's designed for entertainment first, selling shit second, and fuck errything else is going to show how it works.

Which is fitting, given he's a more inept Chris Chan.
 
If I wanted to see how our American justice system works,
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Uh, you already have, dude.

Good gravy, but his work is garbage. I'd suggest burning it, but doing that would risk its vapors traveling through the air.
 
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He Sets Me On Fire said:
Uh, you already have, dude.

Good gravy, but his work is garbage. I'd suggest burning it, but letting that would risk its vapors traveling through the air.
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Apart from the hospital incident the failed attack on junkie bro is my favorite Sweets story. By his own admission he attacked his unarmed brother while he was passed out from a drug and alcohol binge and his brother still managed to disarm him and kick his ass.

That's fucking sad.
 
Ruin said:
Apart from the hospital incident the failed attack on junkie bro is my favorite Sweets story. By his own admission he attacked his unarmed brother while he was passed out from a drug and alcohol binge and his brother still managed to disarm him and kick his ass.

That's fucking sad.
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I like when stories like this come from the cow himself. If the brother said this, you wouldn't believe it. But why would a complete lolcow make up a story that made him look horrible? Therefore, I assume that story is completely true. This idiot literally got his ass kicked by a guy in a drug coma.
 
AnOminous said:
I like when stories like this come from the cow himself. If the brother said this, you wouldn't believe it. But why would a complete lolcow make up a story that made him look horrible? Therefore, I assume that story is completely true. This idiot literally got his ass kicked by a guy in a drug coma.
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The joke about it all - his pathetic loss to his chemically handicapped brother, getting menaced and outmaneuvered by a 12 year old, getting kicked out of college, jerking off to a troll, sending said troll a nude picture of himself (ugh...), getting tossed in the tank for mouthing off to a police officer while trespassing, getting lost in a hospital, running into doorjambs because he would always lose his glasses, getting constantly pranked in college, leaving his mother to her fate as he hid in the house - all of it came out unbidden. We didn't need to say a word. Jon's a blabbermouth.
 
DrJonesHat said:
Wait, I don't recall that incident. Can you enlighten me?
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It's been a while since I read it, so I'm not 100% sure where it is, but I'm fairly certain that Jon stated on the AJM board that he was trespassing on someone's property, and a cop showed up to confront him. Jon "mouthed off" to him, and was thrown in the "jug." As far as I can recall, this was something else that Jon had volunteered on the board. Nobody really prompted him for it. It may have been related to the issue they were discussing, but I don't remember anyone saying, "Okay, who here's been to jail?"

It's like, Sweet has stuff on his mind that he wants to discuss, but nobody wants to talk to him, so he shares his misadventures to the world, possibly in the hopes of getting sympathy or understanding, when in fact, he's just revealing himself for being a disgusting, incompetent misanthrope.
 
Somebody figure out a way to get Sweet posting in a more public place, this shit is golden
 
Bungleboy said:
Somebody figure out a way to get Sweet posting in a more public place, this shit is golden
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He won't come here anymore because he can't control the terms of engagement. And I doubt he'll go anywhere else because he very rarely ventures out of his comfort zone.
 
DrJonesHat said:
He won't come here anymore because he can't control the terms of engagement. And I doubt he'll go anywhere else because he very rarely ventures out of his comfort zone.
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Yup. His big yap gets him into trouble, and when he realizes he's making a fool of himself, and can neither threaten, coerce, or insult his way out of it, he runs away, tossing barbs from a distance. He's a coward.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
It's been a while since I read it, so I'm not 100% sure where it is, but I'm fairly certain that Jon stated on the AJM board that he was trespassing on someone's property, and a cop showed up to confront him. Jon "mouthed off" to him, and was thrown in the "jug." As far as I can recall, this was something else that Jon had volunteered on the board. Nobody really prompted him for it. It may have been related to the issue they were discussing, but I don't remember anyone saying, "Okay, who here's been to jail?"

It's like, Sweet has stuff on his mind that he wants to discuss, but nobody wants to talk to him, so he shares his misadventures to the world, possibly in the hopes of getting sympathy or understanding, when in fact, he's just revealing himself for being a disgusting, incompetent misanthrope.
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Yeah, he thinks journalists have like some kind of legal immunity to do whatever they want to get the "scoop" or something. I remember him talking about it somewhere.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Yup. His big yap gets him into trouble, and when he realizes he's making a fool of himself, and can neither threaten, coerce, or insult his way out of it, he runs away, tossing barbs from a distance. He's a coward.
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As an AJM member, I can confirm that it is not in Sweet's nature to shut up. This dude will keep talking and talking, especially when it comes to his life.

Fact is the Farms did something that is not normally possible, this place got Sweet to shut up and actually consider what he says on the internet somewhat. He's so terrified of us destroying his delusions that he now tries to keep quiet about ASU and his autistic revenge fantasies. He knows if he brings them up, we're going to tear him and his fantasies apart. Needless to say, Sweet enjoy the rest of your boring ass, unenviable life. People have given you advice, but you ignore them to continue down your path of self-destruction.
 
DrJonesHat said:
Yeah, he thinks a press pass is literally a license to break the law.
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Sweet never had a press pass in the first place. Being a writer on a college newspaper is a joke position. People only write for a college paper to gain experience, not because it is a serious career.

Sweet is just unable to understand social hierarchies in general. He has such a large ego because he has no theory of mind.
 
AJMLurker said:
Sweet never had a press pass in the first place. Being a writer on a college newspaper is a joke position. People only write for a college paper to gain experience, not because it is a serious career.

Sweet is just unable to understand social hierarchies in general. He has such a large ego because he has no theory of mind.
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He's clearly a fellow who has so little in life to call his own, he has to embellish what he had. Thus, pennies in the door jamb and cheap giveaway junk are signs of encouragement and affection, a woman he talked to on the phone is his ex-girlfriend, and he himself is a newspaperman, despite the fact that his supposed big accomplishments were submitting a couple of op-eds.

When all some folks have is trash, they may try to pretend it's treasure.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
He's clearly a fellow who has so little in life to call his own, he has to embellish what he had. Thus, pennies in the door jamb and cheap giveaway junk are signs of encouragement and affection, a woman he talked to on the phone is his ex-girlfriend, and he himself is a newspaperman, despite the fact that his supposed big accomplishments were submitting a couple of op-eds.

When all some folks have is trash, they may try to pretend it's treasure.
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He'd be pitiable if he weren't such a dirtbag
 
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