🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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He Sets Me On Fire said:
Couldn't agree more. I could be wrong, but the way I see it, the AJM forum wasn't merely a place where Jon could speak his mind, but also a place where he was tolerated in a "Oh, that wacky Uncle Jon! What'll he think up next!" context. But now, things have to be different. This guy has admitted that he has no irl friends. No one to talk to but his mom (or brothers, perhaps?), no one truly acknowledging him but us. What a lonely life this guy must lead.
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He was stupid as fuck to basically destroy the only place in the world where anyone even put up with him.
 
AJMLurker said:
He no longer has the AJM forum so he's alone again.
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By the way, what ever happened with that? I last logged in months ago and (I believe it was) @He Sets Me On Fire and I determined that they had changed our user category so that we couldn't see the rest of the forum but we figured out that a few posts had been made, including by Dr. Belch, despite them claiming to have closed down.

AnOminous said:
He was stupid as fuck to basically destroy the only place in the world where anyone even put up with him.
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And he's still working on trying to destroy The Herald.

Fangsofjeff said:
A long time ago, there was talk of making a wiki article for this guy. Did nothing come of it?
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@TheIceCreamMan was but I think he got busy with some IRL stuff.
 
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He Sets Me On Fire said:
I think that this may be following from the "exercise" he's been doing, thinking he's muscling up. The truth of the matter is that
1. he's still a flabby pile of skin drawn over cartilage (he has no muscle tone, and we can easily see his gut), and

2. he's freakishly unappealing.

Jon doesn't want to accept that, though. There are a number of different photos he has taken of himself, clearly in the mindset that others look forward to seeing him. Like most everything else in his life, he couldn't be more wrong.

ETA: I'm sure y'all have noticed Sweet's closed the comments, perhaps preemptively. Man, such a fragile little snowflake, isn't he?
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Comments are still open for me. If you're still using the same account, he banned you a while ago.
 
John Titor said:
Comments are still open for me. If you're still using the same account, he banned you a while ago.
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HSMOF was bann a while back, but IIRC on this latest post the comment option wasn't available to me either at first, but now it is. (Maybe after HSMOF called him out on it?)

This tells me that for all his whinging about Kiwis "abusing" him, he knows how to ban us, he knows how to turn comments off, but he'd rather keep them open.
 
Oh Jesus Christ. Has this been posted yet? I just looked at his DA page and found this picture of him.
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Here, he says he can't clean his gross room because of the government. Of course.
http://haggismccrablice.deviantart.com/art/Oh-what-a-tangled-web-we-weave-568286892

Is he fucking naked in this picture??? Oh my god, I think I can see his balls.:cryblood:

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I recently started reading this thread and wow, this man truly is a bottomless pit of horror. Sorry if I'm late.
 
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Fangsofjeff said:
Here, he says he can't clean his gross room because of the government. Of course.
http://haggismccrablice.deviantart.com/art/Oh-what-a-tangled-web-we-weave-568286892
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Of course this guy is anti-LED and CFL bulbs. Of course. "Saves a little." Did you know literally 95% of an incandescent bulb's energy went to heat instead of light? They're a relic from an age when the only way to make a lightbulb was "run large amounts of electricity through a tungsten coil until it becomes red-hot and emits some light," which is only used in... heat lamps nowadays. Not to mention the shitty lighting conditions. Maybe if you switched to CFLs or LEDs you'd save some of that gub'mint money you get so you can buy more... I don't know, hungry man dinners?

Sorry, people who scream about how much "better" incandescent lights are kind of get my dander up.

Fangsofjeff said:
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HOLY SHIT MY GOD DAMNED EYEBALLS MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOOOOOP
 
Fangsofjeff said:
I recently started reading this thread and wow, this man truly is a bottomless pit of horror.
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Unlike with Chris, no where in this thread does the thought, Is Jon getting better?, enter anyone's minds.

Fangsofjeff said:
Is he fucking naked in this picture??? Oh my god, I think I can see his balls.:cryblood:

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He's either having a bowel movement or thinking about one (you'll know what I mean after you read this thread enough).
 
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To comment on his bulb autism, fun fact:
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Jonny wants to basically spend 3.5 times the dosh for stuff that lasts a fifth as long, mainly because he is too fucking retarded to spend twenty bucks to get a bug zapper.
 
Sweet didn't even mention LEDs as an alternative. Just CFLs. No one told him that LEDs are around, and that CFLs are already obsolete. Maybe that "newsstand" (that Sweet goes to at 3AM to buy batteries for the Obamacable remote) doesn't sell LEDs yet.

flossman said:
Sorry, people who scream about how much "better" incandescent lights are kind of get my dander up.
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One advantage incandescents have when it comes to lighting is a CRI (color rendering index) of 100. LEDs are pretty close to that anyway. The other advantages are "vintage" lighting or specialized lighting (like ceiling fan bulbs), of which no one told Sweet they're still around. Said "newsstand" doesn't seem to carry those either.

TL;DR: Sweet doesn't want to admit responsibility and clean the Sweet House.

As for the bug zapping stuff, it's pretty much a repost of an earlier ranting, although this time he acknowledged @Sanae Kochiya and explained why he can't use sprays. Seems mold-filled air is alright, but bug spray isn't. Also Sweet is still pretty sadistic against mosquitoes.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
As for the bug zapping stuff, it's pretty much a repost of an earlier ranting, although this time he acknowledged @Sanae Kochiya and explained why he can't use sprays. Seems mold-filled air is alright, but bug spray isn't. Also Sweet is still pretty sadistic against mosquitoes.
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Jonathan Mack Sweet; a man too fucking stupid to buy a bug zapper, and a man too retarded and lazy to spray the shit out of a room and then go outside for a bit until the spray dissipates.
 
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