🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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A well-funded operation could turn the silly, sophomoric lies and pranks of 1997 progressiveism into a real, solid future for these millennial brats in 2017.
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Four typical Sweetisms in one quote.

First, Jon tries to hide behind conservative ideals to explain away the fact that he was a completely gullible rube. Progressivism had nothing to do with the self-admitted asshole retard who stared at women and made an incompetent nuisance of himself, causing people to prank him for his unwarranted hubris. People simply disliked Jon; politics had nothing to do with it.

Second, he misspelled "progressivism." It's right there on the internet, and he misspelled it. Sheesh.

Third, Jon can't simply call them millennials and leave it at that. He always has to toss an insult at someone, even when they've done nothing to him. I guess it helps elevate him somehow, at least in his poorly-functioning mind.

Finally, once again, Jon seems to fancy himself as some kind of conservative community organizer whom, once taken seriously, can guide wayward students to a better life. This is quite interesting as

1. Jon was a gullible rube who can't tell shit from Tootsie Rolls and never knew what was happening at the time,

2. Has never had anyone take him seriously (not even his mother), and evidently never will, if the last 16 years of his life has shown anything, and,

3. Jon has no idea how to improve his life at this very moment. How he expects to better the life of others when he can't even help himself is laughable.
 
Dindu nuffin said:
I was just too real to suit them. Besides, look what The Herald did to the one guy who was actually looking out for my interests--"Mack Burke", managing editor/self-appointed mentor, and the only editorial board member who didn't go on to bigger and better things, which is very telling-- and tell me that was justified. According to one of Doc Murky's own sources (meaning it's on record and soon to be in print), the paper was simply trying to keep me in line and lend me some sense of "credibility". Burke made the mistake of suggesting I become a columnist, which angered "Rhea Borstein", faculty adviser, and made Burke a target in the eyes of higher-ups. I simply got caught up in the fallout of a huge editorial slap-fight. Not my fault.

Also, both "progressivism" and "progressiveism" are red-flagged by my spell-checker. Wikipedia lists the former as correct... but really, it's just warmed-over liberalism, not really "progress" at all.
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What the hell does he even mean when he says he was "too real" for ASU? I presume he wants us to believe that they just couldn't accept the hard-hitting truths with which he confronted them, as befitting of his status as "The Bad Boy of College Journalism", but every time he breaks out the "too real" nonsense I just imagine the Herald staff staring in dismay as this exceptional individual chimps out over not understanding how to use the photocopier. No one, no one is prepared for Jon Sweet's level of retardation.
 
John Titor said:
Dindu nuffin said:

I was just too real to suit them. Besides, look what The Herald did to the one guy who was actually looking out for my interests--"Mack Burke", managing editor/self-appointed mentor, and the only editorial board member who didn't go on to bigger and better things, which is very telling-- and tell me that was justified. According to one of Doc Murky's own sources (meaning it's on record and soon to be in print), the paper was simply trying to keep me in line and lend me some sense of "credibility". Burke made the mistake of suggesting I become a columnist, which angered "Rhea Borstein", faculty adviser, and made Burke a target in the eyes of higher-ups. I simply got caught up in the fallout of a huge editorial slap-fight. Not my fault.

Also, both "progressivism" and "progressiveism" are red-flagged by my spell-checker. Wikipedia lists the former as correct... but really, it's just warmed-over liberalism, not really "progress" at all.
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I never said or reported that anyone was trying to confer upon The Stalking Horror a "sense of 'credibility.'" (No one is stupid enough to undertake that fool's errand.) I said that he was taken on at The Herald as an act of charity. He repaid that charity by acting like an aggressively antisocial buffoon in the office.

And suggesting that The Giant Brain of Blytheville become a columnist was a pretty obvious suggestion. He was utterly incompetent to perform any other job at The Herald. So the paper's readers were subjected to the semi-literate ravings of the university's Bozo in residence until he was caught -- and confessed to -- committing plagiarism and was -- in an indisputably proper and just disciplinary decision -- given the boot.

It's also more than mildly risible that the Bad Boy of College Journalism cites Wikipedia as an authority on spelling. It's my understanding that many real editors and reporters and even columnists rely on an ancient and obscure reference work known to the innermost circles of the elect as a dictionary. Attempting to divert attention from his egregious spelling blunder by attacking the definition of the misspelled word is blazingly autistic. And blaming his spell-checker is moronic. For someone who has been raving online for 20 years about the evil progressives to be unable to spell progressivism is symptomatic of a level of stupidity that is possessed by no one on the planet other than our very own Thumbskull.
 
More excuses, more death threats.
Jonathan Sweet: Making America Great Again said:
In case you failed political science, Obama is still technically President until Jan 20. Trump only won the election six hours ago. I do't think Hillary has't even conceded defeat yet. It takes time to raise the sort of money I need for my plan to put my life back together. Of course, that's only half the struggle...there's also keeping it together-- what's the use of having everything if I'll just lose it again, right? I have to take every precaution to protect my investment, keep the bubble from bursting. And I know you Kiwi Fruits are going to roadblock me at every turn, picking everything apart as fast as I can build it, trying to shut me down, because you are a nasty, hateful, pack of double-talking, scheming, vindictive sneering elitists. So I guess the first order of operation would be to kill a few of you idiots first so you can't get in my way.
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You've had twenty years to raise that money, Sweetums. Twenty years. And if your plans are so delicate that they can be sundered by a bunch of strangers laughing at you on the internet, chances are you need to work on them a little harder.
 
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