🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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DrJonesHat said:
Also for the new people, Sweet has been arrested more than once, but the details are sketchy. We do know he was visited by the police a few years after his expulsion and told to stop harassing people.
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The police visit that we know about -- because Sweet bragged about it online -- took place after Jon finally noticed that several years of harassing the former staff members of The Herald was having no effect, so he started contacting their parents. The parents immediately contacted the police department at ASU. Sweet boasted that the presence of police officers on his mom's his doorstep had no effect on him, but he hasn't contacted anyone's parents since. Sweet has also hinted that there was a court appearance related to this incident, but he has never gone into detail about the outcome. Why would that be? After all, he was perfectly happy to describe the jail time, criminal conviction, and sentence that resulted from his attack on his brother.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Why would that be? After all, he was perfectly happy to describe the jail time, criminal conviction, and sentence that resulted from his attack on his brother.
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Sweet has no problem proclaiming that he pees in jars --- and his twisted desires to torture and murder -- yet he is deeply ashamed of making multiple expeditions to the Island Of Salad Stuff. The way he thinks isn't exactly consistent with how people who aren't Sweet think.
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
The police visit that we know about -- because Sweet bragged about it online -- took place after Jon finally noticed that several years of harassing the former staff members of The Herald was having no effect, so he started contacting their parents. The parents immediately contacted the police department at ASU. Sweet boasted that the presence of police officers on his mom's his doorstep had no effect on him, but he hasn't contacted anyone's parents since. Sweet has also hinted that there was a court appearance related to this incident, but he has never gone into detail about the outcome. Why would that be? After all, he was perfectly happy to describe the jail time, criminal conviction, and sentence that resulted from his attack on his brother.
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The brother attack is one of my favorite Sweets stories because even according to John despite being half asleep and conked out on drugs his brother still managed to wrestle the pipe away from John and go to town on him.

How sad is that?
 
John Titor said:
He posted a bunch of pictures of his cheap Freddy Kreuger costume. Nothing out of the ordinary except for him taking a picture of himself shirtless. I have to admit, I expected him to have a beer gut; instead, he's just plain flabby.
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Sweetums doesn't drink alcohol, right? IIRC he celebrated his birthday with a goblet of Dr. Thunder...
 
Ruin said:
I always imagined that Sweets doesn't drink because as an intellectual and writer he believes alcohol is beneath him. Someone should tell him about Hemingway or Poe.
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I just assumed he didn't because Ma told him not to and he's a spineless, sociopathic manbaby myself.
 
Or that it would mean asking Ma for enough money from her purse -- or sneaking it, who knows -- to go get a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 or some shit. And then he'd actually have to get up off his ass and go get it.
 
He wasn't allowed to drink as an undergrad at ASU, and nobody told him that he could drink once he got kicked out.
 
Would Sweet go into a liquor store and ask for Firefox or Thunderbird just to see what all the hubbub about them is?
 
John Titor said:
He posted a bunch of pictures of his cheap Freddy Kreuger costume. Nothing out of the ordinary except for him taking a picture of himself shirtless. I have to admit, I expected him to have a beer gut; instead, he's just plain flabby.
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Yup.

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He's toneless, too. He's got Christian Chandler noodle arms. Plus, is he sucking it in?

Well, folks, if you ever wondered what Thumbskull's nipples looked like ... then you need some help.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Yup.

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He's toneless, too. He's got Christian Chandler noodle arms. Plus, is he sucking it in?

Well, folks, if you ever wondered what Thumbskull's nipples looked like ... then you need some help.
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And also some lens cleaner because I can't see shit.
 
He looks like someone dropped a bunch of raw dough on the floor. Then they picked it up and it was covered in hair and lint.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Yup.

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He's toneless, too. He's got Christian Chandler noodle arms. Plus, is he sucking it in?

Well, folks, if you ever wondered what Thumbskull's nipples looked like ... then you need some help.
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Bear in mind this guy doesn't drink or do drugs. Autism will fuck you up worse than crack.
 
Why is he doing a shirtless "Freddy Krueger" anyway? The striped sweater is part of the iconic character look. Admittedly Sweet Bro's naked torso is more revolting than full-body third-degree burns, but still.
 
NobleGreyHorse said:
Why is he doing a shirtless "Freddy Krueger" anyway? The striped sweater is part of the iconic character look. Admittedly Sweet Bro's naked torso is more revolting than full-body third-degree burns, but still.
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Here's the answer from Sweet himself:
No Self-Awareness said:
Last year I appeared a bit heavy in costume, but this summer I've been doing some crunches, trying to eat right, and I gotta say, this Halloween I'm lookin' pretty good.
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Just his autistic ego at play again. After all, this is the guy who believes the only thing stopping him from endless sex with 18 year old girls is being banned from ASU.
 
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