🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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The Mountain said:
He looks like someone dropped a bunch of raw dough on the floor. Then they picked it up and it was covered in hair and lint.
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He Sets Me On Fire said:
Yup.

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He's toneless, too. He's got Christian Chandler noodle arms. Plus, is he sucking it in?

Well, folks, if you ever wondered what Thumbskull's nipples looked like ... then you need some help.
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This is a guy who thinks that all he needs is a magic wig to look like a 21-year-old college student. I wonder what he sees when he looks at those pictures. It sure as hell ain't what the rest of the world sees.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
On the plus side, at least Sweet has done something towards better health.
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Have you seen the list of what he's eating when he makes his journal posts on DA? It's basically nothing but fat-laden Hot Pockets and Dr Thunder. He's either lying there or lying now.

And he'd curl up in a ball, emit one feeble scream and die if he tried to do a crunch. So I'm gonna go with eating better and exercising being lies.
 
I speculate that the warrants for failure to appear relate to his harassment of his victims' parents.
That boy ain't been liftin' anything heavier than a microwave pizza.
 
More proof he only watches things children does, and proof that any slight disagreements with him causes him to chimp.
 
Aww... Did your favorite comedian voice actor cartoon saber tooth tiger call your savior an asshole? Whatever shall he do now that he lost all your respect?

If trump does get elected, what's Sweet going to do when he realizes his situation won't change?
 
LAM said:
Aww... Did your favorite comedian voice actor cartoon saber tooth tiger call your savior an asshole? Whatever shall he do now that he lost all your respect?

If trump does get elected, what's Sweet going to do when he realizes his situation won't change?
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He might choose to blame congress or his bumfumpkinville college that kicked him for being a crazy sped. He is pretty good at willful blindness when it comes to his own failures... even if he blurts them out all the time.
 
Shadow Fox said:
I wonder what Sweet's idea of "eating right" is. Does it mean only eating two packages of ramen instead of four? Does he look at his pepperoni pizza Hot Pockets and interpret them as having ingredients from the essential food groups? Is he only drinking diet soda?
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Dunno, but his most recent update has him
Eating: 2 bacon cheeseburgers, fries, onion rings
Drinking: root beer
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AUGH YEAH
 
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