🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Adamska said:
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My bad, it was actually a spelling error he called out. Still, pretty much the same thing: a solid argument is laid out that just so happens to have a grammar/spelling error, and Sweet desperately triumphantly claims victory over it.

DrJonesHat said:
Oh ffs. Paypal is 18 years old. How the fuck is that new?
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Well he did think computers were "Buck Rogers technology" in the late 90s...
 
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You know, I used to be somewhat sympathetic towards Sweet, but now, I don't give a shit about him. No one who expects the world to adapt to them instead of the other way around deserves sympathy. Sweet has careened through the last 20 years with the belief that the world has wronged him, when in fact it was Sweet who had done wrong. I've called him the world's least justified Narcissist, and it shows.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Sweet also gloats by pointing out a minor grammar error Emmett made (surprise surprise), and later reveals that he "uses cash for everything" since he hasn't had a bank account in about 5 years.
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Does this mean his tugboat goes to his mother's bank account?
 
trombonista said:
Does this mean his tugboat goes to his mother's bank account?
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That's what I'm guessing. IIRC, Sweet mentioned that his mom controls his money ever since the incident with the checks. I also guess Mama Sweet won't let Sweet control his own tugboat because of his falling for scams and she also knows he'd blow it on trying to get back to ASU.
 
The funniest part is Chris Chan is a veritable techno whiz compared to this dude.

Like yeah, Chris is kind of dumb, but he does seem to learn about new tech that has the potential to help him with his goals of getting that sweet china or money for Lego and vidya.

Chris has modern game consoles, a smartphone, he set up an okcupid account and an etsy store and sold things on eBay, he's had every major social media platform since MySpace, made tons of videos and done live streaming, downloaded porn, and even managed to hire a prostitute on backpage.

Contrasted with Sweet who is baffled by the arcane mysteries of burning CDs and transferring files.
 
Sweet spazzed out and replied to several comments, but he left this particularly interesting response to Doc Brown. Sweet believes he has discovered who @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe actually is.
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Sweet's truly going into disturbed psycho stalker territory now.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
Sounds like Sweet is about the get a visit from the popo.
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Indeed.

(1) He has no clue who I am. He's latched onto this stupid idea that I'm one of Bonnie Thrasher's old running buddies from ASU, and having reached this harebrained conclusion, nothing will convince him that he's wrong. His tiny, greasy brain just can't imagine that I'm someone he's never met. This is symptomatic of his mental illness and is a characteristic shared with some of the other cows who believe that all of the Kiwis are people they know in real life. Sweet is Shaner with marginally better writing skills.

(2) When he restarts his old harassment campaign, he's going to prison or -- if he's very lucky -- a mental institution. All of his victims are now aware that he is a violent, convicted criminal, and they are not going to ignore his threats any longer. You'd think that Thumbskull would have learned something from his previous encounters with law enforcement. Apparently not. Maybe some time inside will change that.

(3) If I really wanted to screw with Jonathan Mack Sweet, I would have contacted Arkansas State University about some of his more recent activities. I would have contacted websites that are violating copyright law by hosting his stolen images. I would have contacted civil rights groups and urged them to contact the websites that host his racist comics. I would erase him from the Internet. I haven't. Yet. Ponder that before you swing your fat, autistic ass into action again, Sweet.
 
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I'm trying to imagine anyone of any age "listening earnestly" to Jon's advice or "folksy reminisces" and oh, lord, my sides. What the hell kind of "advice" would he give that hasn't already been given by that weird hobo that hangs out by the bus station talking about insane government conspiracies?

Protip, Thumbskull: people will listen to you when you have something worth listening to. That's one thing that's never really changed.
 
Sweet has really warped views of "Kiwi Fruits" (is that supposed to be an insult?) -- and he still has his smug delusion of intellectual superiority over critics, I see.

Jon "Threatens To Stab With An Eight Inch Bone Knife" Sweet isn't in a position to say we're sociopaths.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Sweet has really warped views of "Kiwi Fruits" (is that supposed to be an insult?) -- and he still has his smug delusion of intellectual superiority over critics, I see.

Jon "Threatens To Stab With An Eight Inch Bone Knife" Sweet isn't in a position to say we're sociopaths.
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Sweets is notoriously homophobic. I'm guessing "fruits" is his old timey folksy way of calling us faggots.
 
He doesn't have a bank account and isn't even in charge of his :tugboat:.
His brothers aren't going to take him in and there's no way they let him keep their mom's house. He's already reduced it to a tear down.
He's going to end up on the streets or in a group home and that's if he doesn't end up in prison for harassing and threatening ASU faculty and former associates.
 
DAD
He could attend Jiggsnell Elementary ...or we could move to the East Jiggton school district.
MOM
Didn't those seven kids get shot there last spring?
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Perfect...! Plenty of openings.
MOM
Oh, honey....
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So, nobody seemed to mention this and I wasn't sure if it was just glossed over or it's more archaic than I thought, but uh... jig (or jigg, as our talented author insists upon spelling it) is short for jigaboo, which is of course a derogatory aimed at black people.
WTF Sweet, that's not even funny, it's just creepily racist and a little sad.

Also of note, I really fucking hate how every single journal of his is just peppered with these goddamned links to things (which are either about cartoons, flatulence or both, I've noticed). I don't want to go to 20 different irrelevant pages just because you can't invent your own similes to save your wretched life, also how much of an utter waste of his time must it be to hunt down so many citations for a single piddling blog post??!
 
Jon is to similes as a serial killer who wants to create the perfect fuck toy is to women.
 
Sweet is on a comment rampage. I have no words, but wow. What an autistic paradigm this doofus has cooked up for himself. Can't face the reality that he's an insane autistic manchild with no importance or relevance to anyone except this forum.
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