🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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John Titor said:
Severely late with this and I don't think anyone pointed it out but that is not the same Iconoclast. That dude is way too tech savvy. That and the fact that his name is Russell Edington and lives in Washington D.C. should have gave it away.
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Yeah, I figured out as much long ago. As I recall, that LJ was thrown around long ago when people were trying to write ED article about him, but I never looked at it that hard.
(What did we learn from this, folks? ED is always an extremely reliable source of dox and not at all a pile of bullshit. Seriously, just believe everything they say.)
 
And just think. If this lolcow had never responded we never would have seen this gem.
 
And if he just STFU, we'd have nothing, the thread would die, and that would be that. But he absolutely must have the last word. He thinks if he just keeps banging away at us, he'll prove us all wrong...somehow.
 
Holy fucking shit how is Iconoclasts thread over three hundred fucking pages long?! I was gonna stop by and see what one of my first lolcows was up to, but screw that :o

Is he the same old sperg from the CWCki days? Obsessed with college/college girls *shudder*, spouting pseudo-intellectual bullshit? I swear the dude was too old to be living with his mother back then, over 5 years ago, has he transcended into a true wizard?
 
Melchett said:
Holy fucking shit how is Iconoclasts thread over three hundred fucking pages long?! I was gonna stop by and see what one of my first lolcows was up to, but screw that :o

Is he the same old sperg from the CWCki days? Obsessed with college/college girls *shudder*, spouting pseudo-intellectual bullshit? I swear the dude was too old to be living with his mother back then, over 5 years ago, has he transcended into a true wizard?
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Yes.
He's 40. Still living with his mom. Still no job. Still a virgin. Still obsessed with going back to ASU and getting chinaphone.

However, we've slowly shattered his delusions about ASU. He now realizes he wasn't a beloved writer with a girlfriend, but a weirdo that was pranked and trolled.
 
Melchett said:
Obsessed with college/college girls *shudder*, spouting pseudo-intellectual bullshit?
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Sweet still thinks that one day his misdeeds at ASU in the late 90s will be forgiven (as soon as "progressives" in power are ousted and despite years of Sweet making death threats and harrasment), and he'll be able to return to his old life exactly as it was in "half-past 1997" (but not in the same dorm; the hall was demolished, which was tragic to him).

And failing that, he wants to build his own ASU "with blackjack and hookers" -- a "college living experience" where people like him can live the college lifestyle as he perceived it was in the late 90s. Noticeably absent is any education.

As for pseudo-intellectualism, Sweet erroneously concludes that people who criticize him are idiots, and he also suffers from the delusion that he has far more creativity than Kiwis (who are all progressives according to him).
 
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And, for an even more recent development, if you look here, you'll notice something else about Jon's gross obsessions:

Jon likes.JPG


Archived here, in case he tries to deny it.

"What's going on, I wonder?"

Simple, Jon. You're a pervo swishboy who's obsessed with wangs.
 
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Melchett said:
Holy fucking shit how is Iconoclasts thread over three hundred fucking pages long?! I was gonna stop by and see what one of my first lolcows was up to, but screw that :o

Is he the same old sperg from the CWCki days? Obsessed with college/college girls *shudder*, spouting pseudo-intellectual bullshit? I swear the dude was too old to be living with his mother back then, over 5 years ago, has he transcended into a true wizard?
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He's still a broken record but he does surprise us with new bits of stupidity from time to time.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
And, for an even more recent development, if you look here, you'll notice something else about Jon's gross obsessions:

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Archived here, in case he tries to deny it.

"What's going on, I wonder?"

Simple, Jon. You're a pervo swishboy who's obsessed with wangs.
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If your penis looks like that, seek medical attention.
Also, it kinda looks more like a rocket pop to me. Someone else can make some sort of more specific allegory to Jon's tongue and a penis--err, popsicle if they'd like to. :P
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
And, for an even more recent development, if you look here, you'll notice something else about Jon's gross obsessions:

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Archived here, in case he tries to deny it.

"What's going on, I wonder?"

Simple, Jon. You're a pervo swishboy who's obsessed with wangs.
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So I guess we were right; Jonny is a depraved bisexual. Mainly because that looks far more like a bullet than a schlong. Pareidolia mixed with latent fantasies does not a reasonable analysis make, especially when one is as dumb as Jonathan Mack Sweet, the man who prefers living life in the matrix than acknowledging and fixing his shitty behavior.
 
Dr.Scrotem said:
Latest journal - God of Hellfire :

http://haggismccrablice.deviantart.com/journal/May-6-2016-607499387
http://archive.is/xsd9R
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*squint*

God of JPEG, more like.
Ordinary mortals can't produce that much JPEG. No, sir, no.

How ya diggin' my new banner ads, eh?
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*watches uBlock Origin damn near get a seizure or something*

Sweetum, if you actually super-seriously cared about your epic media hobby, you would consider banner ads a mark of terrible shame, and maybe, just maybe consider forking over $9/month for a low tier webhost.
(I know, I know. Nobody told him that. Except several times.)
 
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