🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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John Titor said:
What gets me is that he acts like this "backdoor" means that Hotmail sides with him in his war against progress. Why the hell would they care?
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What I like is how utterly passive he gets when it involves technology. If it's people; he stalks and harrasses them until he's locked up, but as soon as it's a hunk of plastic, he just huffs and gives up.

Seriously, he's so retarded he couldn't bother to get a bug zapper. He's so retarded he spent like a year bitching about how his ancient dust clogged computer can't cut it after dealing with us before he actually got a new one. He's so retarded he couldn't tell the difference between a printer and a fax machine. He's so retarded he can barely use a search engine.
 
Adamska said:
Now remember: Jon was retarded enough to stick with 98 until literally a year and a half ago. And he wondered why everything started to not work for him anymore and blamed it on society; not the fact he was too retarded to pay 200 dollars for a walmart brand piece of shit to fix said compatibility issue.
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Or just pirate the shit like normal people do.
 
AnOminous said:
Or just pirate the shit like normal people do.
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Yes, Johnny could have all the TV shows and movies he wanted if he'd bother to figure out Usenet and Bittorrent. Shit, nowadays, you don't even have to pirate to get current TV shows with Hulu and Sling TV and the like. Yeah he couldn't afford all those, but the option is available.
 
DrJonesHat said:
Yes, Johnny could have all the TV shows and movies he wanted if he'd bother to figure out Usenet and Bittorrent. Shit, nowadays, you don't even have to pirate to get current TV shows with Hulu and Sling TV and the like. Yeah he couldn't afford all those, but the option is available.
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KissCartoons and KissAnime work as well, so he really is a stupid asshole.
 
Sweets seems more inactive lately but when he tards out he goes HAM. Did he delete his journal? I haven't seen him and Doc Brown go at it.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Sweets seems more inactive lately but when he tards out he goes HAM. Did he delete his journal? I haven't seen him and Doc Brown go at it.
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Nah, nothing like that. He's still lurking but I'm guessing he ran away with his tail between his legs again.
 
NobleGreyHorse said:
I continue to marvel because I just... aside from some of my students, I have never in my life seen someone so determined to ignore advice.
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Make them stay after class and show them Sweet.

"Kids, if you don't shape up and study hard you'll eventually turn into a fat ugly pedo who lives with his mom and draws shitty comics."
 
Checkered Spotlight said:
2016 and not even knowing how to internet, holy shit. I have 70 year old uncles in 3rd/2nd world shitholes that know their way around computers better than a guy who spends all his time on one.
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Yeah, Sweet would've been introduced to the internet around the time he got into college. In that time, he has learned how to log in to websites, blog, watch TV shows, buy into pyramid schemes, and post thread responses, pics, and videos.

That's it. In two decades of using the internet, that's all he's learned.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Yeah, Sweet would've been introduced to the internet around the time he got into college. In that time, he has learned how to log in to websites, blog, watch TV shows, buy into pyramid schemes, and post thread responses, pics, and videos.

That's it. In two decades of using the internet, that's all he's learned.
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Don't forget how to download porn.
 
TheUltimatePickle said:
Actually, I don't think he knows how to do that unless you count bookmarking Kim Possible rule 34 on deviantart.
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That's mainly because I think he just gave up after running into a few websites that require membership or something when he (very) ineptly looked for porn. Or he's retarded enough to go with that "juuuuuust fine" logic he pulls when he can manage the barest of bare minimums for something.

The sad thing is both options are reasonable for this guy.
 
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HA! TOOK HIM TO SCHOOL AGAIN!

TheUltimatePickle said:
Actually, I don't think he knows how to do that unless you count bookmarking Kim Possible rule 34 on deviantart.
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Yeah, this is a guy who, because his co-workers or some other prankster dropped gag gifts on his desk back in college, still hopes to this day that his non-existent fanbase might appreciate his skills enough to send him porno magazines in the mail.
 
TheUltimatePickle said:
I don't think he knows how to [access porn online]
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There could also be Net Nanny or something like it restricting internet access in the Sweet House. Like how Mama Sweet seems to limit what Sweet watches on TV.

Adamska said:
that "juuuuuust fine" logic he pulls when he can manage the barest of bare minimums
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That's Sweet's reasoning for sticking with the basic software the computers at the Sweet home shipped with.
 
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WWWWolf said:
And his livejournal has an interesting intro:



...goddamn it, I was joking when I said he probably thought wordpress.com is some kind of a commie ploy. No wonder he's scared of running a proper blog.

I can't read the journal that much farther, my forehead would get serious bruises with all the facepalming.
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Severely late with this and I don't think anyone pointed it out but that is not the same Iconoclast. That dude is way too tech savvy. That and the fact that his name is Russell Edington and lives in Washington D.C. should have gave it away.
 
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