🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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I don't have the patience to scroll through this thread or track down an archive of the original encyclopedia dramatica entry, so I suppose my most burning question is: was the weird psuedo-Scottish accent he did in his Youtube videos fake? That's been my sense for years.
I can definitely agree to a new and informative OP. Anyone up to the task?
 
capped from the increasingly broken and unnavigable DA*... the algorithm finds sweet's food pics so repulsive they're censored:

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*seriously, it's like 2010-13 myspace over there these days. absolute dumpster fire
 
Crazy Jon is at it again! This time he’s sending menacing letters to a middle aged woman a quarter century after she prank called him a few times in college.

I told her I'm not angry with her, and would never wish to disrupt her life, or cause trouble in her marriage, or hurt her

Before that he claims (after being told by Kiwi Farms!) that Ashlaaayy was set up by the college paper as a “character test by my former employers to determine if I was worthy to remain at A-State.” Only someone so screwy would think other people think like this.
 
Crazy Jon is at it again! This time he’s sending menacing letters to a middle aged woman a quarter century after she prank called him a few times in college.
What a terrifying old maniac he is. Assuming the letter even reaches her (i don't have much faith in his ability to find people's current addresses) i reckon Mama Belch will be getting another visit from the constabulary soon about her loony-tune shut-in son harassing the normies.
 
Crazy Jon is at it again! This time he’s sending menacing letters to a middle aged woman a quarter century after she prank called him a few times in college.



Before that he claims (after being told by Kiwi Farms!) that Ashlaaayy was set up by the college paper as a “character test by my former employers to determine if I was worthy to remain at A-State.” Only someone so screwy would think other people think like this.
Look at the bald patch on this dood, lmao
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What a terrifying old maniac he is. Assuming the letter even reaches her (i don't have much faith in his ability to find people's current addresses) i reckon Mama Belch will be getting another visit from the constabulary soon about her loony-tune shut-in son harassing the normies.
I believe @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe has said before that Jon is already on the radar of more than one law enforcement agency due to his harassment of former acquaintances.

But it was @CatParty who told him several years ago:
And you should also be locked up for being a lolcow
 
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I believe @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe has said before that Jon is already on the radar of more than one law enforcement agency due to his harassment of former acquaintances.

He is. His victims have contacted everyone from the FBI to the ASU campus cops. But, as far as I know, it's been a long time since he was last visited by people with badges.
 
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I'm still on page 70 and it's been incredibly hard to stop myself from replying to some of the stuff from years ago. For now I at least wanna say I don't know where this guy gets his feelings of superiority from. I don't know any, or of any, black people who would walk around a hospital lost and confused for eight hours, for instance.

Or maybe as he would put it, if making fun of someone else: "I's no cans has excape froms duh hopsketal!"

Hopefully my post is so outdated that he no longer acts like this but that's probably a bit optimistic.

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