🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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lindsayfan said:
What a terrifying old maniac he is. Assuming the letter even reaches her (i don't have much faith in his ability to find people's current addresses) i reckon Mama Belch will be getting another visit from the constabulary soon about her loony-tune shut-in son harassing the normies.
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That's even assuming the person he blames for his own psychotic behavior getting him kicked out even lives at the address he thinks they do. People move after all for one thing.

But what can you expect from a person with severe dysfunction of the brain? This is a moron who spent hours getting lost in a tiny local clinic, making him instantly less lucid than a crackhead who just took some LSD. He also unironically is too retarded to have the smarts to get a fucking bug zapper or mosquito netting when he got bit to shit and back by bugs and by his refusal to properly repair his broken window at his old crack shack.
 
Never heard of this guy, and have been reading through his thread recently.

What an infuriatingly autistic retard.

My favorite part is him wanting to go back to college to meet chicks. As though any college chick would want to be anywhere near, let alone fuck, his old, ugly, penniless, hopeless mentally ill ass.

That's straight up Lucas Werner shit. Hell, he's even uglier than Lucas Werner!

And Lucas actually did go to college later in life to try and meet chicks. He got fucking nothing, obviously.

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It's also really funny how much he romanticizes his time writing for some worthless college newspaper that nobody reads.
 
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Adamska said:
He also unironically is too retarded to have the smarts to get a fucking bug zapper or mosquito netting when he got bit to shit and back by bugs and by his refusal to properly repair his broken window at his old crack shack.
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If I recall correctly, he seethed that he could no longer find incandescent light bulbs…not because he preferred the way they looked or their cost or whatever, but because he thought they killed mosquitos by burning them upon contact.
 
Holdek said:
If I recall correctly, he seethed that he could no longer find incandescent light bulbs…not because he preferred the way they looked or their cost or whatever, but because he thought they killed mosquitos by burning them upon contact.
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He was desperately trying to invent excuses for why he should get mad over lightbulbs changing up is my guess. Either way it's a stupid excuse for a stupid thing to complain over.
 
Adamska said:
He was desperately trying to invent excuses for why he should get mad over lightbulbs changing up is my guess. Either way it's a stupid excuse for a stupid thing to complain over.
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He associated it with Obama so he had to be angry about it (even though it was Dubya who signed the law mandating it back in 2007). To be fair those original replacements for incandescent bulbs had a genuinely ugly light to them. The LED types are a lot better.
 
We're at the point where he retroactively blames us for "Ashley" when we learned about her from him.
 
Alas, as my time in college taught me, moving on is just one big ploy.
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This shit always gets me. He has learned nothing in the years I've been watching him. He's the exact same person. Jon Sweet is frozen in time and personality and fixations (though not looks). He looks like bums I've seen crawling out of abandoned sheds.

Bonus lols:
I've got some new thoughts* on incandescent vs. curly-noodle light bulbs I'm aching to share wid'chas.



* Well, they were new back in 2015, anyway. But, hey, if the Kiwi Fruits want to revisit old arguments thought long-settled, so be it. Hey, while we're at it, let's have another go-round about analog vs. digital, too, huh? I swear, you feeblewits defend DTV conversion boxes like you hold goddamn stock in the company. It's hilarious.
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What a loon.
 
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I love how he clearly spends years desperately trying to figure out owns that people in this thread flung out ages ago to this day. Imagine being so mentally incompetent and deranged you spend years just to try a refute half-assed japes without a single prick of evidence to back it up. No wonder he just let his wall rot and crumble and got lost in a single floor simple plan clinic for most of a day. It takes advanced retardation and mental illness to fuck up that bad.
 
The I Scream Man said:
PLOYS ARE PLOTS, SCHEMES, WHO IS PLOTTING AGAINST WHO
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Duh, Obama and the FCC are plotting against one Jonathan M. Sweet, esq. (aka 'haggismmcrablice).

Ti-99/4A said:
It's a ploy to force him to grow up mentally and emotionally and to get him off his fat ass and get an actual job,
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I think the time when this was possible has passed. Jon will never work.
 
Trombonista said:
How did this man even get a college degree? What was his GPA?
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To be fair, he did go to Arkansas State. I'm not sure if he's ever really talked about his grades - he mostly seemed focused on being an annoying weirdo, watching television, and waiting for the chinaphone to ring, so I doubt he did well - but with what we know about him, I'd assume he probably scraped by with Ds and/or his professors hated him so much that they added a few points to his grades so he wouldn't have to retake their class.
 
Picklechu said:
To be fair, he did go to Arkansas State. I'm not sure if he's ever really talked about his grades - he mostly seemed focused on being an annoying weirdo, watching television, and waiting for the chinaphone to ring, so I doubt he did well - but with what we know about him, I'd assume he probably scraped by with Ds and/or his professors hated him so much that they added a few points to his grades so he wouldn't have to retake their class.
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I'm just wondering how often he'd miss entire classes due to his magical ability to get lost in a tiny space. Did he spend hours and miss entire days because he spent them wandering the same five rooms in a circle, looking like he's never seen them before? Did he just say fuck it and scream jokes out during another class' unwinding time in the community rooms in the other rotting apartment complex that he thought was his own? Did he somehow find himself lost in a closet and spend five hours battling a pair of pants?
 
Picklechu said:
To be fair, he did go to Arkansas State. I'm not sure if he's ever really talked about his grades - he mostly seemed focused on being an annoying weirdo, watching television, and waiting for the chinaphone to ring, so I doubt he did well - but with what we know about him, I'd assume he probably scraped by with Ds and/or his professors hated him so much that they added a few points to his grades so he wouldn't have to retake their class.
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He did well enough academically that he made it into grad school in English at ASU. He was in grad school when he was expelled for refusing to see a psychiatrist about his mental problems and for chimping out in the office of Dr. Roger Lee, at the time the associate dean of judicial affairs.
 
Is he still bitching about the converter boxes? Current TV models have been cheaper and don't even need the boxes anymore, just the antennae.
 
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