I love the fact that he criticizes the Occupy movement as attracting "the mentally ill, the criminal element, and the scattered, dirty human debris of society."
He's so oblivious to reality that he doesn't have the faintest clue that he's just mocked a group for attracting people exactly like himself.
Has anyone else noticed that despite being a conservative, sweet bro never mentions stuff going on within the Republican Party? Despite being an election year and a lot of internal struggles in the party, there's no evidence that he's even watching the debates and I doubt he's even aware of the candidates. His whole identity as a conservative is to use "da libruls" as a scapegoat for his own shortcomings instead of having any real commitment to the ideology.
Has anyone else noticed that despite being a conservative, sweet bro never mentions stuff going on within the Republican Party? Despite being an election year and a lot of internal struggles in the party, there's no evidence that he's even watching the debates and I doubt he's even aware of the candidates. His whole identity as a conservative is to use "da libruls" as a scapegoat for his own shortcomings instead of having any real commitment to the ideology.
Has anyone else noticed that despite being a conservative, sweet bro never mentions stuff going on within the Republican Party? Despite being an election year and a lot of internal struggles in the party, there's no evidence that he's even watching the debates and I doubt he's even aware of the candidates. His whole identity as a conservative is to use "da libruls" as a scapegoat for his own shortcomings instead of having any real commitment to the ideology.
The only conservative thing we know he actually does is parrot things Rush Limbaugh says. I'm seriously betting that's why he's against Net Neutrality: neither of them know what it even is.
The only conservative thing we know he actually does is parrot things Rush Limbaugh says. I'm seriously betting that's why he's against Net Neutrality: neither of them know what it even is.
The only conservative thing we know he actually does is parrot things Rush Limbaugh says. I'm seriously betting that's why he's against Net Neutrality: neither of them know what it even is.
I would imagine that whatever Sweet may listen to, he would bend the message into what he wants to hear.
"So some lib protesters got beaten up and kicked out of a Trump rally. Big deal. Imagine being as popular and beloved as Trump, only to be kicked out of your own rally for catching too many moonbeams in a jar. That's what happened to me at The Herald..."
I wonder how Sweet would react if he found out that the TV ratings bill was passed by a Republican Congress, and Clinton just signed it? It had broad bipartisan support.
I wonder how Sweet would react if he found out that the TV ratings bill was passed by a Republican Congress, and Clinton just signed it? It had broad bipartisan support.
That's too complicated for him to understand. He didn't realize he was trolled by a teenage girl until we told him twenty years later, so something like that is beyond him.
All Sweets "knows" is "liberals" were the people who conspired to throw him out of school apparently because they were jealous of his awesome piss bottle collection and his da Vinci-like skill at drawing dog anus.
No one told Sweet that though. As you know, Sweet thought the school was run by progressives to the point of assigning girlfriends chinaphone partners.
Ma Sweet: "Boys, Crazy Jon done gone and got hisself expelliated by them bastard eggheads at the Arky State cow college. He'll be comin' on home now to live with me. Just fuck me runnin'!"
Ma Sweet: "Boys, Crazy Jon done gone and got hisself expelliated by them bastard eggheads at the Arky State cow college. He'll be comin' on home now to live with me. Just fuck me runnin'!"
The funny part? That reaction is completely realistic. Who the fuck wants to be around this guy?
Oh and as for Jvonhellsten, Jonny's new fanboy? He's a legit fan. He feels the need to protect his fellow autist since we evul Kiwis are going after him.
Dude is asspatting Sweet because he's upset with the Kiwi Farms and sees this place as an evil anti-autism forum. Naw, this place only goes after nutjobs. Don't act like an idiot and you won't become a lolcow.
