🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Yep. Po' Bunny Taxes. I still remember that name because Jonny is such a bigot that the name would probably be more fitting in a 1940s minstrel show.

Yeah, and isn't it a local business to boot? I mean, if he were parodying H and R Block, that'd be different story; everybody knows who they are. Once again, we have Jon going referencing something that you'd have to live inside his head to understand.
 
Yeah, and isn't it a local business to boot? I mean, if he were parodying H and R Block, that'd be different story; everybody knows who they are. Once again, we have Jon going referencing something that you'd have to live inside his head to understand.
Well duh, the only audience this comic is for is for Jonny boy. Giving a shit about others reactions and understanding? He is clearly not capable of that. Still wondering how he got a tard trophy from the college though, since even when he was less crazy, he comes off as lazy and incompetent.
 
Well duh, the only audience this comic is for is for Jonny boy. Giving a shit about others reactions and understanding? He is clearly not capable of that. Still wondering how he got a tard trophy from the college though, since even when he was less crazy, he comes off as lazy and incompetent.

He may have honestly gotten through it, but not by any special achievements, you know what I mean? He does seem capable of learning and regurgitating basic information, if it's fed to him the right way. For example, look in the responses he gives earlier in the thread, specifically the Fox-heavy right-wing stuff. Inaccurate, wrong-headed, false? Oh, yeah. But it's what he was told, and what he wants to believe, ergo he listened to it, then retained it, then puked it up here to try and make waves with us. He failed, not because he couldn't learn or remember things, but because he was too short-sighted to understand that his arguments would not work outside of the bubble they emerged from, a bubble which was reduced in size once the information entered his head.

Once upon a time, somebody must've shown Jon how to use the art program on his computer. He's never employed any new techniques in making his comics since. However, once something went wrong with his laptop, all of a sudden it's Duuuur doooiii! What ma do wid dis? Where dis go? Whahummahummahumma. The simple act of finding a warranty for a computer purchased months ago suddenly becomes more complicated than building a particle accelerator out of bean paste and toenail clippings because Sweet doesn't have the mental capacity to understand the process of Put thing in place where you will find it later or else call customer service.

I would not be surprised if the teachers at ASU went easy on Jon, or if he simply did the work necessary, as outlined in the assignments. When Christian Chandler was told to make a CD cover that did not use copyrighted characters, in the strictest sense, he didn't, the strictest sense meaning that the teacher was probably exhausted from having to deal with this pile of unaddressed mental problems and just wanted to get it over with without him throwing a tantrum. I imagine that's how Jon got through - basic, but nothing special. His behavior was just so foul, they couldn't stand to host him anymore after he graduated.
 
He may have honestly gotten through it, but not by any special achievements, you know what I mean? He does seem capable of learning and regurgitating basic information, if it's fed to him the right way. For example, look in the responses he gives earlier in the thread, specifically the Fox-heavy right-wing stuff. Inaccurate, wrong-headed, false? Oh, yeah. But it's what he was told, and what he wants to believe, ergo he listened to it, then retained it, then puked it up here to try and make waves with us. He failed, not because he couldn't learn or remember things, but because he was too short-sighted to understand that his arguments would not work outside of the bubble they emerged from, a bubble which was reduced in size once the information entered his head.

Once upon a time, somebody must've shown Jon how to use the art program on his computer. He's never employed any new techniques in making his comics since. However, once something went wrong with his laptop, all of a sudden it's Duuuur doooiii! What ma do wid dis? Where dis go? Whahummahummahumma. The simple act of finding a warranty for a computer purchased months ago suddenly becomes more complicated than building a particle accelerator out of bean paste and toenail clippings because Sweet doesn't have the mental capacity to understand the process of Put thing in place where you will find it later or else call customer service.

I would not be surprised if the teachers at ASU went easy on Jon, or if he simply did the work necessary, as outlined in the assignments. When Christian Chandler was told to make a CD cover that did not use copyrighted characters, in the strictest sense, he didn't, the strictest sense meaning that the teacher was probably exhausted from having to deal with this pile of unaddressed mental problems and just wanted to get it over with without him throwing a tantrum. I imagine that's how Jon got through - basic, but nothing special. His behavior was just so foul, they couldn't stand to host him anymore after he graduated.
He claimed the warranty was on a DVD, which he couldn't access, because only his laptop had a DVD drive and it was broken. That was very in the mid-2000s, and probably continues to this day. He may have not been able to call customer service, because the number was stored on the warranty program, which he couldn't run. He didn't have a hardcopy of it. My old laptop was the same way, with a purely electronic document, but it had the CS number printed on the DVD at least. I'm not surprised someone as unsophisticated as Sweet couldn't deal with that situation. I mean, we're talking about a guy who thinks CD burners are state of the art.
 
He claimed the warranty was on a DVD, which he couldn't access, because only his laptop had a DVD drive and it was broken. That was very in the mid-2000s, and probably continues to this day. He may have not been able to call customer service, because the number was stored on the warranty program, which he couldn't run. He didn't have a hardcopy of it. My old laptop was the same way, with a purely electronic document, but it had the CS number printed on the DVD at least. I'm not surprised someone as unsophisticated as Sweet couldn't deal with that situation. I mean, we're talking about a guy who thinks CD burners are state of the art.

Yeah, he was just flummoxed. Without someone to walk him through it, the situation was an adventure in futility.
 
So Kiwis, since Sweet still doesn't get it, how does everyone feel about TBD comics here?
I'm new to following this cow and so far have read only 2 or 3 issues but :
They certainly look .. ugly . just like their creator
There are occasional funny moments , the writing may be slightly above Sonichu level but the
art looks messy . Entertaining , but mostly for the wrong reasons.
 
Not to mention (and from what I gathered) those newfangled soda machines where you can mix your own soda combos.
What, you mean like a fountain? Or something else? I've not heard of that myself.
 
What, you mean like a fountain? Or something else? I've not heard of that myself.

They have them at Wendy's and Firehouse and some McDonalds. Basically you choose what soda you want then you can add flavors to it and make like a rasberry or lime diet coke or a peach mellow yellow. I would honestly rank it up there with the Apollo project as one of the greatest achievments of mankind thus far.

They're all over the place in Atlanta but I've noticed them popping up in other cities over the last few years.
 
They have them at Wendy's and Firehouse and some McDonalds. Basically you choose what soda you want then you can add flavors to it and make like a rasberry or lime diet coke or a peach mellow yellow. I would honestly rank it up there with the Apollo project as one of the greatest achievments of mankind thus far.

They're all over the place in Atlanta but I've noticed them popping up in other cities over the last few years.
Oh those. Yeah, we've had those for years around here. A local convenience store chain has those, as do fast food places. I usually get a vanilla Dr. Pepper.
Sweet is baffled by these? No wonder he's afraid of change. Explains why he hates DTV, if a soda machine can trip him up, the converter box must just mystify him.
 
Oh those. Yeah, we've had those for years around here. A local convenience store chain has those, as do fast food places. I usually get a vanilla Dr. Pepper.

These are slightly more involved than the ones I've seen in convenience stores, in that you punch in everything on a touchscreen and then it gets automagically mixed together and produced. The convenience store ones usually involve pushing buttons after pumping the soda yourself.
 
These are slightly more involved than the ones I've seen in convenience stores, in that you punch in everything on a touchscreen and then it gets automagically mixed together and produced. The convenience store ones usually involve pushing buttons after pumping the soda yourself.
I honestly haven't seen one like what you're describing, but I don't eat in fast food places a lot, I go through the drive through. Something like that would utterly mystify Sweet. Now I kinda wanna prowl the local burger joints for one these contraptions, they sound neat.
 
I honestly haven't seen one like what you're describing, but I don't eat in fast food places a lot, I go through the drive through. Something like that would utterly mystify Sweet. Now I kinda wanna prowl the local burger joints for one these contraptions, they sound neat.
coca-cola freestyle, bitches.
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Sweet wrote on dA awhile back how the new soda machines were wondrous to him, and I speculated that he probably had an employee tell him how to use the thing.

Also, wasn't the name of that one tax firm (that only people in the Bootheel area probably know about) called "Mo Money Taxes?" In a playlist he put together on Youtube, quite a number of the entries are "Mo Money" commercials.

And then he makes a parody of it called "Po Bunny" taxes (complete with a brown rabbit for a logo, IIRC).
 
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