🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Does Sweets every mention what his brother does for a living? Suspenders brother not junkie brother.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Reminds me of how JTM of Walnut Street thinks he's one of the smartest people alive, like you pointed out.
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Whole posts could (and have been) made about the bizarre beliefs that contradict the claim of high intelligence of both people. I think JTM's low intelligence has had the more horrific consequences of the two, to my knowledge, Sweet hasn't raped anyone.

Ruin said:
Does Sweets every mention what his brother does for a living? Suspenders brother not junkie brother.
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I think he's an EMT.
 
DrJonesHat said:
Whole posts could (and have been) made about the bizarre beliefs that contradict the claim of high intelligence of both people. I think JTM's low intelligence has had the more horrific consequences of the two, to my knowledge, Sweet hasn't raped anyone.
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It's hard to rape someone when you never leave the mold kingdom. Plus everyone has guns in Sweet's neck of the woods.
 
Ruin said:
guns
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I think it's been mentioned already, but it's odd how Sweet never mentions guns in death threats. Just stuff like bone knives and pikes (for mounting heads). Perhaps Sweet thinks that pre-industrial weaponry works juuuuuuuuuust fine in the Information Age.

Really though, I guess Sweet can't get a hold of firearms because (1) no one told him how, and (2) Sweet probably wouldn't pass a background check -- which he would undoubtedly chalk up to progressives banning guns.

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
"atomic absorption spectrophotometer"
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Substances can be identified by the particular spectrums they emit (it's how the composition of the Sun was first determined), but "atomic absorption spectrophotometer" sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon plot device.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Substances can be identified by the particular spectrums they emit (it's how the composition of the Sun was first determined), but "atomic absorption spectrophotometer" sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon plot device.
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Looks like you can buy one for something between $4,900 and $15,000. At least those are two things that show up on sponsored links.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Substances can be identified by the particular spectrums they emit (it's how the composition of the Sun was first determined), but "atomic absorption spectrophotometer" sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon plot device.
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You are correct, but I don't think you can use this technique to identify one organic compound made up of carbon and nitrogen attached to other elements commonly found in the human body, such as sodium and iron. All you would learn is that the sample contains carbon and nitrogen along with sodium or iron and all of the other elements you'd expect to find in a human body. The technique is, however, used to detect poisons that you don't expect to find in a human being, things like arsenic and thallium, to name two. Also, cyanide degrades fairly quickly in a corpse, something else Sweet didn't take into account in his story.

Remember, Sweet changed the poison in The Second Mrs. Pecker from arsenic to cyanide out of his usual combination of laziness and stupidity. All he had to do was stick with arsenic, and everything would have been fine. But our Odyssey (or was it Oddity?) of the Mind genius just can't leave well enough alone.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
I think it's been mentioned already, but it's odd how Sweet never mentions guns in death threats. Just stuff like bone knives and pikes (for mounting heads). Perhaps Sweet thinks that pre-industrial weaponry works juuuuuuuuuust fine in the Information Age.

Really though, I guess Sweet can't get a hold of firearms because (1) no one told him how, and (2) Sweet probably wouldn't pass a background check -- which he would undoubtedly chalk up to progressives banning guns.
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Sweets doesn't mention guns probably because of the fact he probably never thought about how to get a gun. That and the one source who'd sell him a gun worth what he has (shitty saturday night special), would be sold by a black man. Jonny would gibber in fear and autistic rage at another minority being both more successful than he is, and the fact he has a gun he can shoot him with every second.

Maybe he thinks druggie bro would kill him with a gun in the house and is psychotically paranoid about that. I dunno.
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
You are correct, but I don't think you can use this technique to identify one organic compound made up of carbon and nitrogen attached to other elements commonly found in the human body, such as sodium and iron. All you would learn is that the sample contains carbon and nitrogen along with sodium or iron and all of the other elements you'd expect to find in a human body. The technique is, however, used to detect poisons that you don't expect to find in a human being, things like arsenic and thallium, to name two. Also, cyanide degrades fairly quickly in a corpse, something else Sweet didn't take into account in his story.

Remember, Sweet changed the poison in The Second Mrs. Pecker from arsenic to cyanide out of his usual combination of laziness and stupidity. All he had to do was stick with arsenic, and everything would have been fine. But our Odyssey (or was it Oddity?) of the Mind genius just can't leave well enough alone.
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It was also a half-assed attempt to not totally plagiarize something else if I remember right. All I know is Jonathan Mack Sweet sucks more balls at writing than the 9 year old children's essays I read as an impartial judge; they can at least both stay on topic and provide a voice to their works.
 
AJMLurker said:
The latest BelchBlog.
http://haggismccrablice.deviantart.com/journal/Jan-29-2016-587569937
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How's "Inuit Turbo Taxes" grab you?
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*facepalm*
Breaking Bad said:
Skyler White: When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's OK, right?
CID Special Agent: Quicken. You used Quicken to manage books for a business this size.
Skyler White: I did. Oh, do you guys use that here? Cuz it is THE best. It's like having a calculator on your computer.
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...except that Sweety's giant media empire actually is manageable with Quicken. In fact, Quicken is complete overkill. He uses Turbo Taxes. Which is also complete overkill.
Chan the Wizard said:
For someone who has not and never will pay income taxes, he sure is obsessed with them.
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I'm imagining some IRS people are mavericking the shit out when they see Sweety's giant media empire and say "you know what, we shouldn't do anything about this shit when the paper for the forms literally costs 100 times more than what he ever has capability to owe us in a lifetime".
 
Even the simplest one at this point has more buttons than a SNES controller, I'm not sure he has the mental capacity to handle such Buck Rodgers technology..... (In his defense, however lukewarm, I'm STILL trying to find my way around my new Nikon D7000, I swear that thing has a preflight checklist that needs completed before you can actually use it. )
 
TowinKarz said:
Even the simplest one at this point has more buttons than a SNES controller[...]
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Cellphone cameras are generally designed to be easily figured out on one's own. IIRC, Sweet uses some old cellphone model (so old we're talking plenty of physical buttons here).

What surprises me is that (1) Sweet can take pictures with the thing, and (2) he knows how to upload them to the internet.
 
http://haggismccrablice.deviantart.com/art/DELETED-SCENE-BABF05-589008927

The Artist Himself said:
I've recently been asked the question, "Do comic books even have outtakes and deleted scenes? I thought that was more of a TV thing."
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So Sweet's under the impression that @Ruin was directing this question directly to him. Not the Kiwis, but Sweet himself. And Sweet proceeds to treat her like she's a fan of his work and goes on to wax poetically about his work (what a surprise).

I think this is Sweet's childish attempt at damage control since he doesn't like the actual answer for why he does the outtake thing. You know, I would have far more respect for Sweet if he stopped ignoring reality and playing himself up as something he's not. TBD is not the giant media empire you wish it was Sweet.

So Kiwis, since Sweet still doesn't get it, how does everyone feel about TBD comics here?
 
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The superbowl is perhaps the first time I've ever seen Jonny express a non childish or crazed interest in ever. And I do like how he thinks that anything he writes is understandable. All I understand is he changed the name of the tax store that should be a background prop no one would care about (unless it became a plot point) because he hates being called racist. Which he is. Jonathan Mack Sweet hates black people, mainly because they've always succeeded where he fails.
 
Adamska said:
TAll I understand is he changed the name of the tax store that should be a background prop no one would care about (unless it became a plot point) because he hates being called racist.
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Was that the tax place with "bunny" in the name?

I think it was based off of some tax company Sweet has an odd fixation on the commercials of IRL.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Was that the tax place with "bunny" in the name?

I think it was based off of some tax company Sweet has an odd fixation on the commercials of IRL.
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Yep. Po' Bunny Taxes. I still remember that name because Jonny is such a bigot that the name would probably be more fitting in a 1940s minstrel show.
 
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