🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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AJMLurker said:
Sorry to double post, but if you want my honest opinion, Sweet got into trouble with blacks for the same reason he got into trouble with other non-black people. He was autistic. He probably creepily stared at them while walking past them and they took offense... like any person would. Sweet has proven just how socially stupid he is with his online postings. He creeps out others by being a sperg that stares at them. When you stare at others, people don't react kindly. Sweet wants people to make exception for him because he's a sperg who can't understand basic social rules, but he can't acknowledge his own issues.

Sweet, I've said it before, I'll say it again, you burn your own bridges by picking fights with anyone you can.
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I was just about to say something along those same lines. I remember Jon also saying that he was beaten up once by a couple of black guys (apparently one of his dogs chased them ...?). He whined that there was a playground (or some such landmark) across the street filled with people who did nothing to help him. The point is, as awful as getting beaten up by a party can be (and that particular case may well have been unprovoked), Sweet never seems to find any fault in his actions, never seems to blame himself for any of the smackdowns he receives. If everyone was cruelly making fun of him at ASU, it couldn't possibly be because he was too socially inept to realize how much of a clownish weirdo he was, could it? If he ended up having to deal with a world full of "rules" that straightjacket him, certainly it's because there are terrible conspiracies against him, and not at all because he's such a childish and incompetent buffoon that he ends up broke, in jail, and with warrants hanging over his head. Oh, no. Never his fault.
 
Racism is the last refuge of the pathetic. Sweet shows how badly flawed his thinking is by his belief that he is superior to ANYONE. He's guilty of everything he accuses black people of: being violent, being a thief, basically being uncivilized. A fart-obsessed career loser like Sweet has no business feeling superior to anyone with a triple-digit IQ.
 
Jonathan M. Sweet: aspiring Grand Dragon said:
Where I grew up, if you were white you couldn't go to certain areas of town, or the blacks would get you.
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This sounds like some kind of old wives' tale alcoholic hillbillies would tell their children as they sat on the front porch, slowly strumming their banjos.

"On quiet nights y'all can still hear the cries of the little white children them coloreds made off with, disappearin' into the shadows that spawned 'em. /tobacky spit"
 
Oh, I forgot about his chimpouts at the cwcki. When I get time, I'm going through his posts with a fine tooth comb to dig up posts he deleted.

PS, he seriously thought Ryan Cash was real:
Is this for real?
I mean, if Ryan Cash killed himself over a barely passable web-distributed comic, it would suggest he had some real demons. Sure, Chris isn't exactly Mr. Empathy, but to pin the boy's suicide on him and Sonichu seems a bit much. If it hadn't been this, it'd have been something else that set him off. I'm a former psychology major; I know these things. There are red flags to look out for. Had Ryan exhibited any unusual behavior prior to this? Had he sought counseling? Just curious.

Of course, if the whole Ryan thing is just an elaborate troll prank...well, brother, that's a whole new level of depravity right there, whomping up a story about a dead boy and then using it to guilt-trip some poor muddlehead with an already tenebrous grip on reality. --The Iconoclast 00:45, 2 June 2011 (PDT)
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Ruin said:
Do comic books even have outtakes and deleted scenes? I thought that was more of a TV thing.
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As @DrChristianTroy said, spergs love making their autistic non-TV show product into a TV show. Sweet is so autistic that he believes his shit comic will one day be accepted as some Walt Disney shit. Plain and simple, the autism is strong with this one. Despite the obvious dislike of his comic that everybody shows him, Sweet will continue to provide a non-existent audience with deleted scenes and other pointless information about his comic.

This man is too retarded to realize that the only people reading his blog posts are from THIS FORUM. He has no fucking fans, but his autism is quite strong. Sweet Bro needs to log back in because this man shows no sign of changing any time soon.
 
Well, my autism is acting up so I'll give Sweetums my response to his latest blog post.

You're Not Hip said:
(or "Fit'ty",as my urban peeps like to say)
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Sweet, stop. Just stop. You're not hip. You don't know what's "hot in the streets" bro. Stop already. You're embarrassing yourself.

Dumbass Autistic Idiot said:
all I can say is please please PLEASE GODlet this thing go off without a hitch.
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You can actually comprehend the Super Bowl? Amazing.

Joker said:
No. 48, has the inexplicable 34-minute blackout.
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A trivial detail, but it was actually a 33 minute blackout my good sir. Get your shit right. I know, petty of me to correct him on a minor detail such as that, but hey, can't help myself.

REALLY?! said:
naturally a few whacko conspiracy theories abounded.
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:story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story:
REALLY?!! You're talking about CONSPIRACY THEORIES Sweetums? You're the stupid dipshit that believes people actually conspired to kick you out of ASU and you're talking about whacko conspiracy theories?! Excuse me, I need to roll on the floor laughing. Then again, you're the moron that constantly projects.

Come Out The Closet said:
Then there was last year's flap over Tom Brady's saggy balls .
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Don't need to be ashamed bro. Homosexuality is accepted in this day and age. :)

Nope said:
and the upshot of it all was, it gave me a great joke for another cover.
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Only in Sweet Land is that a great joke... also, Dr. Merk proved how you stole that background image from a stock photo site.

Delusional Idiot said:
So on the other hand, maybe all this controversy on the gridiron is a good thing. Who knows, I might get another Super Bowl Story outta the damn thing.
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Hopefully not.
In the perfect world, your dumbass will finally realize your comic is shit and try to improve it.

My Comic is Shit said:
"BFFs", described unfairly by the unimaginative idiots at The Other Forum as an "awful" idea and a bad game of "Narrative Madlibs"
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First off, we got more imagination than you'll ever be capable of. The average Kiwi has more imagination in their pinky finger than you do in your whole body.
Second, stop being a pussy and referring to the Farms as THE OTHER FORUM. Look Sweet, I get it. You're a TVTropes sperg. I love TVTropes myself, but guess what? DA is NOT A FUCKING FORUM YOU IDIOT. You sound stupid when you call us "The Other Forum". Stop being autistic, get your shit straight, and learn to become a better person.

Da Liberals Are Keeping Me Down said:
It suffered during production a few small edits for the sake of clarity and narrative flow, although still managed to come in a half-dozen pages over the originally-planned 11.
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As I said in the post before this one, you have no fans. Who the fuck are you directing this info toward? Nobody gives a shit about your comic.
As you will notice, AJM is being watched by over 800+ people on dA. You're only being watched by 3 FUCKING PEOPLE. One of them is a Kiwi I'm pretty sure. Nobody gives a shit about your comic dude except people on this forum and we mock your shit.

Needs To Be In a Psych Ward said:
I might make it one of the series' running gags
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Nobody cares about your comic. Oh, stop being a pussy and unban Troy. He made your blogs entertaining.

In Closing: I got Autism said:
In closing, may I just say... go, Panthers! And adios for this week.
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Blah blah blah blah blah! Shut the fuck up, get help, get your pathetic life in order, and grow the fuck up Sweet.
 
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So much for my theory of an intervention. Also, the guy who thinks a major television network cooperated with a small, southern university to produce a fake sketch solely for the purpose of getting an unpaid writer kicked off a twice-weekly school paper doesn't get to call ANYONE wacko for any reason.
 
CWC and Sweet are the only 2 people with autism that I know of who are obsessed with making not TV into TV. Probably because they were more or less raised on it.

DrJonesHat said:
So much for my theory of an intervention.
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Same here. Sweet STILL incomprehensibly thinks we're idiots. And uncreative? Uncreative?

:story:
 
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Ruin said:
Do comic books even have outtakes and deleted scenes? I thought that was more of a TV thing.
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There are some comics that had previously unpublished chapters that sometimes get added as an extra in reprints. Examples include V for Vendetta and Uzumaki. No idea what he's thinking with outtakes for obvious reasons. I would like to know when we called it "narrative madlibs" because I can't find a reference to it in this thread.

Also, I think somebody should tell him that he's linking dropbox incorrectly.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
CWC and Sweet are the only 2 people with autism that I know of who are obsessed with making not TV into TV. Probably because they were more or less raised on it.


Same here. Sweet STILL incomprehensibly thinks we're idiots. And uncreative? Uncreative?

:story:
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Heh. Guy who rips off Ernest movies calling others uncreative.

I wonder if he realizes (ha) that everybody has caught onto the whole "Only racists say urban to not sound racist" gimmick.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
CWC and Sweet are the only 2 people with autism that I know of who are obsessed with making not TV into TV. Probably because they were more or less raised on it.


Same here. Sweet STILL incomprehensibly thinks we're idiots. And uncreative? Uncreative?

:story:
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People with thought disorders like Sweet often think other people are stupid for not being able to follow what for them is obvious. Sweet can't comprehend that we don't have access to the same information he does (like the comic panel where he's pictured, but it's another character talking apparently, but there's no way to tell that) and thus he thinks we're stupid.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Speaking of "[J-word] Junction," I had thought that was just a one-shot "joke" in that one comic Sweet drew. NOPE. It's a recurrent location in Belch Dimension. But it's totally not racist because Sweet "grew up in a lousy neighborhood," you guys!

Ever the scientist said:
The cells were infused with Jon's DNA (using a device that read, ionized and transferred a copy of his genetic code onto special disks).

Why does DNA need to be ionized to copy it?
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Because that's how smart people talk. You know, like those chess geniuses who say, "Rook checks knight." Like those genius scientists who use an "atomic absorption spectrophotometer" to detect cyanide.

Never mind that ionizing DNA destroys the DNA, which makes it somewhat difficult to copy.

I suspect that Sweet heard ionized on an episode of Pinky and the Brain and just used it without having any idea what it actually means. He adopted the Internet handle Iconoclast in exactly the same way, with no idea whatsoever that the word is an antonym of his personality, politics and worldview.

When it comes to words and their meanings, Sweet is very much a character from Through the Looking Glass. “When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.”

It's probably no coincidence that Thumbskull even looks a bit like Humpty Dumpty.
 
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