🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Sweet seems to have some furry leanings. Aside from his fixation on dog anus, some of the content Sweet favorited on dA involves furry characters, like a "sexy" Gadget from Rescue Rangers, a late 80s cartoon by Disney.

Adamska said:
the only other person I know that would care about that was that brony[...]
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IIRC, Sweet did say he likes the voices in MLP:FiM awhile back. And some of the stuff he favorited over on dA is MLP related.

Another thing I noticed about the latest Belchblog: Sweet makes sure to point out something like "notice that they're using a good old-fashioned video camera from half-past 1997 instead of those newfangled Buck Rogers smartphones."
 
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He's got a really awful sense of cartoon anatomy as well. Buddy looks like he was born at the Chernobyl Puppy Mill, what with the warped shoulders and everything. In fact, it seems that the only accuracy Sweet was going for was the prolapsed anus. No matter how the character poses, it's an ugly image all around.

Really, Buddy is downright hideous in all aspects. Will I. Ketchum should do society a favor and trade in his net for an assault rifle, then run over Buddy's bullet-ridden corpse with a combine harvester for safety's sake. No more innocents should be exposed to that repulsive cur's visage.
 
AnOminous said:
Everyone I know who ever got Eagle Scout was absurdly competent. No way a fuckup like Sweet got anywhere near that.
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Not to mention that to advance to the highest ranks in Boy Scouting you have to hold leadership positions in the troop, such as den chief, patrol leader and senior patrol leader. No scoutmaster would allow someone with Sweet's unusual combination of interests to be in a position of authority over younger boys. And not even the greenest Tenderfoot would share a tent with the belch-, fart- and excrement-obsessed Sweet, who would not have survived his first camping trip in many troops. Headline: Local autistic boy dies in feak Wickerman inintiation accident.
 
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Let's take another look at the sample of the summer camp comic from the latest Belchblog.

From what I can tell, the few black people in it speak in a way that can be described as a cross between Whitewash Jones and "gangsta" speak. Everyone else speaks more or less normally.

There's an aping of homage to Statler and Waldorf of The Muppet Show.

Some of the backgrounds are photos. Very possible that they're not photos Sweet took himself.

And there's also a lot of ALF-like people there too.

Or in other words, it's what one could get if one could somehow put American TV from the 80s and 90s through a blender.
 
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I had said before I thought it was weird that Sweet has his animal characters thinking their words instead of saying them while having them stand and move in human-like ways despite being in places humans could see them.

It just came to me what it reminded me of.
The Garfield and Friends cartoon, started in 1993. Garfield maintained the same 'thought speak' he had in the comics. Possible 'inspiration'?
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Didn't it start in the late 80s? Anyway, I think it would probably be safe to assume that if a subject was on Saturday morning cartoons on American broadcast TV in the the 80s or 90s, there's an imitation in Belch Dimension.
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I stand corrected, seems started about '88 and ran until around '94.
Still think it hit the 'Sweet spot'. A haha haha... :autism:
 
Adamska said:
Most cartoonists don't need to show assholes. Especially of animals.
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Except for Aunt Gayle:

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Has a Fart Fetish said:
  • Eating: chili
  • Drinking: milk
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Since we're kinda on the topic of Sweet and his poop/fart/butthole fetish...
This is what Sweetness was "eating and drinking" while writing his last BelchBlog. The scary thing? He was probably trying to induce gas with that combo. Really, who drinks milk with chili? Doesn't seem normal to me. Yes, milk is great at soothing a burning mouth, but unless you swallowed a hot pepper, I don't see anyone drinking milk after a bowl of chili.

His powerleveling as usual incriminates himself. Derailing conversations on AJM STUDIOS to discuss how he ate some gassy food and the horrible farts/shits it caused him to have was very very common place. This deviant purposely eats unhealthy to entertain his fetish.
 
AJMLurker said:
Since we're kinda on the topic of Sweet and his poop/fart/butthole fetish...
This is what Sweetness was "eating and drinking" while writing his last BelchBlog. The scary thing? He was probably trying to induce gas with that combo. Really, who drinks milk with chili? Doesn't seem normal to me. Yes, milk is great at soothing a burning mouth, but unless you swallowed a hot pepper, I don't see anyone drinking milk after a bowl of chili.

His powerleveling as usual incriminates himself. Derailing conversations on AJM STUDIOS to discuss how he ate some gassy food and the horrible farts/shits it caused him to have was very very common place. This deviant purposely eats unhealthy to entertain his fetish.
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The best part is he actively doesn't understand and refuses to believe that people find him a disgusting sack of shit when he does that. He insists that he's loveable, but he can't give any person who can corroborate that except himself since autistic narcissist.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
I've noticed that it seems Sweet doesn't really respond to this thread or Kiwis on dA anymore. Last "reply" was just a brief note about how dogs have anuses.
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I think some adult has told him that, if he ignores us, those ol' meanies will go away.

And @DrChristianTroy posted a fairly recent comment that is no longer visible to me. Makes me wonder if Sweet is blocking people or deleting posts on his dA pages.

His new business model appears to involve driving away the only audience he has, sort of like his comedy routines in the dining hall at college. We've brought him fame, and this is the thanks we get.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
I think some adult has told him that, if he ignores us, those ol' meanies will go away.

And @DrChristianTroy posted a fairly recent comment that is no longer visible to me. Makes me wonder if Sweet is blocking people or deleting posts on his dA pages.

His new business model appears to involve driving away the only audience he has, sort of like his comedy routines in the dining hall at college. We've brought him fame, and this is the thanks we get.
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You're right, I got blocked. Gotta say quite the pussy move by Sweets. Especially from the guy who's debate plan is "I'll wear them out." The guy who will go so far as to try and murder his brother can't handle people online? To just give up? Really speaks to his lack of character.
 
Talk about a pussy. Dude been fiending for a liberal to debate with him, but the moment somebody puts him in his place... oh boy, the block button. Sweet is the fakest and biggest bitch boy on this planet.

A complete joke. Go home Sweet, you're drunk (we wish).
 
AJMLurker said:
Talk about a pussy. Dude been fiending for a liberal to debate with him, but the moment somebody puts him in his place... oh boy, the block button. Sweet is the fakest and biggest bitch boy on this planet.

A complete joke. Go home Sweet, you're drunk (we wish).
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Do you really want him drunk? Probably try to fart on an underage girl or some other nasty shit. He general sobriety is his one good trait.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Do you really want him drunk? Probably try to fart on an underage girl or some other nasty shit. He general sobriety is his one good trait.
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Fun fact from AJM STUDIOS. BTW, I really wish AJM STUDIOS was still open. AJM, if you re-open AJM STUDIOS and make every Sweet Bro post available, I'll love you forever, no homo.

Anyway, there was actually a time when our Sweetian Hero was drunk. He's a practical teetotaler, but on New Years 2015, our hero decided to taste some booze. If my memory serves correct, he was drinking liqueur of some kind. Of course, this dumbass would be drinking liqueur. He was bragging about it on AJM, I doubt he got drunk enough to actually make himself more retarded than he is.
 
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He's sperging about Andrew Dice Clay on some guy's work:
And I thought I was the only one who did fanart of The Diceman. Ohh!! See, my problem is, I've always been a shy, quiet guy. The only way I could reach out and talk to folks is by doing impersonations. When I felt nervous or put upon, I'd simply step into a voice, and my fears went away. It was great for breaking the ice, making folks laugh-- when in doubt, just lose myself in some another personality. Back in college I memorized a lot of Dice's routines, particularly 1994's 40 Too Long album. "Forty? Naw, ya fuck! 42 long! 40 fuckin' short!" Well, you know how it is when folks find out you have a knack for something right?--they always want you to do it for their buddies. One night in the cafeteria, some of the fellas got me to stand up and do my Dice bit. So I thought, okay, what the hell? I did an intro, rattled off some observational humor, then hit them with "Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater" and "Little Jack Horner". Pretty soon they were calling me up all the time to perform. I'd be sitting there at my table, complacently eating my dinner, and somebody would come up and ask me to perform "Jack and Jill" for their friends. Which I'd do graciously, I didn't mind. Now I'm told it was all a lie. I sincerely believed these were my friends. I thought they were laughing with me, but apparently they were laughing at me. I thought I was making them happy, but secretly, all along, they were resenting me. I saw only the hollow laughter on their faces, not the pained tears in their eyes as they silently begged me to stop. So is the lament of the mealtime comic, that sad, sad clown.
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AJMLurker said:
Fun fact from AJM STUDIOS. BTW, I really wish AJM STUDIOS was still open. AJM, if you re-open AJM STUDIOS and make every Sweet Bro post available, I'll love you forever, no homo.

Anyway, there was actually a time when our Sweetian Hero was drunk. He's a practical teetotaler, but on New Years 2015, our hero decided to taste some booze. If my memory serves correct, he was drinking liqueur of some kind. Of course, this dumbass would be drinking liqueur. He was bragging about it on AJM, I doubt he got drunk enough to actually make himself more retarded than he is.
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Not surprised he drank old lady alcohol. Probably all his mom buys to cope with having a retarded son.

John Titor said:
He's sperging about Andrew Dice Clay on some guy's work:
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God imagine giving a fuck about Andrew Dice Clay in 2016.
 
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