🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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He Sets Me On Fire said:
I mean - How exactly do they feed him? Do they just fill up a trough with slops and let him go to town? Are 21st century eating habits too much for him to handle? Cripes!
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Nobody TOLD him you don't just shove your face into a hog trough like some kind of fucking animal and go berserk.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
I wonder if Jon ever actually went to summer camp, and if so, how many hours it took until he was kicked out?
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A summer camp for special-needs kids is a possibility. As a veteran of church camp, Boy Scout camp, and a traditional summer camp, I am confident that he would not have survived at any of them for more than two days before being packed off home or murdered by the normal children -- unless the counselors beat them to it. What he knows of the topic is the result of obsessive and repeated viewing of summer camp horror and comedy movies, especially those featuring barely legal girls in extended scenes at the waterfront or half-naked in their cabins.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
A summer camp for special-needs kids is a possibility. As a veteran of church camp, Boy Scout camp, and a traditional summer camp, I am confident that he would not have survived at any of them for more than two days before being packed off home or murdered by the normal children -- unless the counselors beat them to it. What he knows of the topic is the result of obsessive and repeated viewing of summer camp horror and comedy movies, especially those featuring barely legal girls in extended scenes at the waterfront or half-naked in their cabins.
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Judging from his corpulent physique and piss bottle I think it's a pretty safe assumption that Johnny was and remains an indoor kid.
 
Ruin said:
Johnny was and remains an indoor kid.
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Sweet was in Cub Scouts though (and seems to be fond if it as he still wears a Cub Scout symbol on his cap to this day), although I know they don't do much camping. At least not when compared to Boy Scouts.

I think I may have asked before, but I wonder if Sweet got kicked out of Cub Scouts like CWC did?
 
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his comic cover is not a "homage". It's directly ripped off, possibly even traced from the movie cover. Surprise.

Edit: sorry posting from my phone, can't get the image to post correctly
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Sweet was in Cub Scouts though (and seems to be fond if it as he still wears a Cub Scout symbol on his cap to this day), although I know they don't do much camping. At least not when compared to Boy Scouts.

I think I may have asked before, but I wonder if Sweet got kicked out of Cub Scouts like CWC did?
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If he hadn't been booted out wouldn't he have been in the boy scouts and advanced in rank? I'm ignorant in all things scouts but if he achieved a higher status it seems odd he would continue to wear a cub scout badge.
 
Ruin said:
I'm ignorant in all things scouts but if he achieved a higher status it seems odd he would continue to wear a cub scout badge.
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That's what I'm thinking: Sweet was booted out or quit before Boy Scouts. I mentioned it earlier in the thread, but to get the highest rank, Eagle, it requires a lot of merit badges and coordinating and participating in a community service project. Merely getting into Boy Scouts requires some (easy to get) award in Cub Scouts, I think.
 
So I was perusing Jon's hideous artwork and noticed that the infamously detailed Dog's Anus comic was missing. Hm. Oh, but there was a link to his stash. Guess what I found?
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If that weren't enough, he included this:

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Yes, Jon, you dumb, perverted ape, we know. We also know that you have a fetish for dog anus. Trying to hide it, then writing a note addressing it is not the smart way to handle things.

I can only imagine what you get up to with your actual pets.

For near-completion, here's one of the pages he linked to. The other one doesn't work.

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He Sets Me On Fire said:
So I was perusing Jon's hideous artwork and noticed that the infamously detailed Dog's Anus comic was missing. Hm. Oh, but there was a link to his stash. Guess what I found?
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If that weren't enough, he included this:

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Yes, Jon, you dumb, ugly, perverted ape, we know. We also know that you have a fetish for dog anus. Trying to hide it, then writing a note addressing it is not the smart way to handle things.

I can only imagine what you get up to with your actual pets.

For near-completion, here's one of the pages he linked to. The other one doesn't work.

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Imagine the hours he spends gazing at his dogs' anuses for inspiration.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Remember when he said that he couldn't bring himself to look away whenever his cat crapped on his neighbor's lawn?
Guy's a complete turd hound.
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I wonder if he goes looking for cans or if he's really looking for different kinds of animals' feces for his sick enjoyment.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
I mentioned it earlier in the thread, but to get the highest rank, Eagle, it requires a lot of merit badges and coordinating and participating in a community service project.
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Everyone I know who ever got Eagle Scout was absurdly competent. No way a fuckup like Sweet got anywhere near that.

ToroidalBoat said:
"Here's a disgusting fetish I have. Said fetish has roots in reality. So deal with it. [spams said fetish]" - Sweet on freakish cartoon dogs with prominent anuses
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He actually has a fetish on the level of Nick Bate. Prolapsed dog anuses.

So that's a thing.
 
Most cartoonists don't need to show assholes. Especially of animals. In fact, the only other person I know that would care about that was that brony that wanted to add horse genitalia to the show, and he got off on that.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
So I was perusing Jon's hideous artwork and noticed that the infamously detailed Dog's Anus comic was missing. Hm. Oh, but there was a link to his stash. Guess what I found?
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If that weren't enough, he included this:

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Yes, Jon, you dumb, perverted ape, we know. We also know that you have a fetish for dog anus. Trying to hide it, then writing a note addressing it is not the smart way to handle things.

I can only imagine what you get up to with your actual pets.

For near-completion, here's one of the pages he linked to. The other one doesn't work.

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Yes, Sweetums, it's completely normal for dogs to have anuses so heavily abscessed that they're the size of human fists. When cartoonists or animators even bother to draw anuses on animals, don't they just use a small "x" to indicate it? They don't shove in your face, unlike what Sweetums here did with that nauseating abomination.
 
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