🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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DrChristianTroy said:
So I don't check my DA "notes" because I don't use it much. Apparently Sweets didn't take kindly to me commenting on his journal. Here is a copy of what he sent me.

Me- "Your father also looked 60 and depended on his mother? Man your father sounds wack."

Sweets- Pray that I never catch up with you. If I ever do, I will slash your throat with an eight-inch bone knife and place your head on a pike in my backyard..The same goes for your lying little pal Doc Murky. But first I will torture him to learn the names of his "sources" (presuming they exist outside of his diseased little head), and once I have their names I will hunt each of them down and end their tyranny, screaming, in blood.

Of course all this torture depends on Sweets not dying of black mold first. Also last I checked he left my comment up anyway. Not sure if that means he isn't a total puss or just a dummy.
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Okay, see- I try to be a nice guy, I really do... But big talk such as that is the reason why I would relish, RELISH seeing Sweet groveling on the ground, terrified tears running down his face, begging his attacker to stop beating him after being lightly smacked around a little.

EDIT : You know what? I'd like to hear that this became a prison-yard reality. @DrChristianTroy, I fully endorse going to the police with this.
 
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DrChristianTroy said:
So I don't check my DA "notes" because I don't use it much. Apparently Sweets didn't take kindly to me commenting on his journal. Here is a copy of what he sent me.

Me- "Your father also looked 60 and depended on his mother? Man your father sounds wack."

Sweets- Pray that I never catch up with you. If I ever do, I will slash your throat with an eight-inch bone knife and place your head on a pike in my backyard..The same goes for your lying little pal Doc Murky. But first I will torture him to learn the names of his "sources" (presuming they exist outside of his diseased little head), and once I have their names I will hunt each of them down and end their tyranny, screaming, in blood.

Of course all this torture depends on Sweets not dying of black mold first. Also last I checked he left my comment up anyway. Not sure if that means he isn't a total puss or just a dummy.
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I thought he was terrified of black people.
 
It's not that he's actually dangerous to you, @DrChristianTroy. It's the "actions have consequences" part. I also support reporting this, just so you have a paper trail about it.
 
Sweets is a sad old man that can't even take care of his mother's house and yard, how does he think he's going to catch up with anyone? I imagine a quadriplegic could outrun him.
 
Let me state again that the staff here at the Kiwi Farms does not endorse posting on Sweet's DA. I personally endorse going to the authorities with any threats he responds with.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
So I don't check my DA "notes" because I don't use it much. Apparently Sweets didn't take kindly to me commenting on his journal. Here is a copy of what he sent me.

Me- "Your father also looked 60 and depended on his mother? Man your father sounds wack."

Sweets- Pray that I never catch up with you. If I ever do, I will slash your throat with an eight-inch bone knife and place your head on a pike in my backyard..The same goes for your lying little pal Doc Murky. But first I will torture him to learn the names of his "sources" (presuming they exist outside of his diseased little head), and once I have their names I will hunt each of them down and end their tyranny, screaming, in blood.

Of course all this torture depends on Sweets not dying of black mold first. Also last I checked he left my comment up anyway. Not sure if that means he isn't a total puss or just a dummy.
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So, more death threats from someone who claims that he has never threatened to kill anyone.

I'll keep an eye out for an elderly woman driving an '83 Buick with a fat, retarded guy in the passenger seat.
 
And his sentence structure even sucks in threatening people. "... end their tyranny, screaming, in blood." Who will be doing the screaming? Sweets, or Dr. Merk and his sources? It's like bad heavy metal lyrics, only dumber. I guess that's a feat of some sort.
 
@DrChristianTroy I fully support going to the police. Sweet gets a free pass far too often because he's dismissed as a harmless idiot. I think he lacks the means at present to carry out his threats, but if he suffered enough of a stressor, he might break again, and be motivated to find a way to carry out his threats. He's not a harmeless idiot, as his record shows. It's long past time he suffered real consequences for his actions.

EDIT: @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe, I suggest, in light of the threat on your life, you go into hiding. Maybe fake your death. You can hide out with me for awhile, I'm well prepared should the Prince of the Mold Kingdom come looking to exact vengeance.
 
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I ain't gonna lie: "Jon Sweet's been arrested" would be one of the funniest, most satisfying things I could hear about our favorite conservative welfare leech about now.
 
DrJonesHat said:
EDIT: [USER=6281]@Dr. Merkwurdichliebe, I suggest, in light of the threat on your life, you go into hiding. Maybe fake your death. You can hide out with me for awhile, I'm well prepared should the Prince of the Mold Kingdom come looking to exact vengeance.[/USER]
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I appreciate the offer.

But Sweet fails to consider the possibility that the main reason I find him repellent is that I am a six-foot-four, 240-pound "jigaboo" who lives in an "urban area" guarded by my posse of "many coons," all of whom are, needless to say, heavily armed, trigger-happy crackheads. We also know that Sweet is so terrified of dogs that they prevented him from learning to drive; I don't think he will like my Dobermans -- Buckwheat and Jeremiah.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
I appreciate the offer.

But Sweet fails to consider the possibility that the main reason I find him repellent is that I am a six-foot-four, 240-pound "jigaboo" who lives in an "urban area" guarded by my posse of "many coons," all of whom are, needless to say, heavily armed, trigger-happy crackheads. We also know that Sweet is so terrified of dogs that they prevented him from learning to drive; I don't think he will like my Dobermans -- Buckwheat and Jeremiah.
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Oh, hey, that reminds me: Thanks again for helping us with the big move. Our chapter of the Black Panther Party is the largest in the area, but moving all those legally-owned and licensed assault rifles by ourselves would've been a hassle. You ever need anything, we're two doors down, brother.
 
OK, so I read the violent death threat Sweet made. I think I see why ASU wanted him to get a psych eval.

I still am amazed that he thinks he'll make a triumphant return to what he calls "AS(S)U" one day.
 
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He Sets Me On Fire said:
Oh, hey, that reminds me: Thanks again for helping us with the big move. Our chapter of the Black Panther Party is the largest in the area, but moving all those legally-owned and licensed assault rifles by ourselves would've been a hassle. You ever need anything, we're two doors down, brother.
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Thanks, Homes. We still having some trouble getting those old MG42 Nazi-ass machine guns to work. If that ofay dingleberry show up, we give you a shout. Sound like he need some schoolin' on the inadvisability of bringing a knife to a gunfight.
 
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DrChristianTroy said:
So I don't check my DA "notes" because I don't use it much. Apparently Sweets didn't take kindly to me commenting on his journal. Here is a copy of what he sent me.

Me- "Your father also looked 60 and depended on his mother? Man your father sounds wack."

Sweets- Pray that I never catch up with you. If I ever do, I will slash your throat with an eight-inch bone knife and place your head on a pike in my backyard..The same goes for your lying little pal Doc Murky. But first I will torture him to learn the names of his "sources" (presuming they exist outside of his diseased little head), and once I have their names I will hunt each of them down and end their tyranny, screaming, in blood.

Of course all this torture depends on Sweets not dying of black mold first. Also last I checked he left my comment up anyway. Not sure if that means he isn't a total puss or just a dummy.
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I'm sorry, but I can only laugh hysterically at this, knowing that a short-for-her-age Girl Scout could pummel Sweetums into hick jelly.

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What are they like? Does Mama Sweet look like the caricature he drew?
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Ma Sweet is very pretty. She looks kind of like a much slimmer version of TV chef Ina Garten. I have no idea why he drew her as Grandma Olive Oyl in his shit comic. The brothers look like totally normal dudes.
 
No one told Sweet that people have means of defending themselves (like guns) should Sweet show up to try and attack with an "eight inch bone knife." Remember also that Sweet himself admitted that he attacked his brother, but his brother fought back. Sweet wasn't expecting him to do that, and seemed mad about it in his recollection of it.

If Sweet really intends to actually assault, torture, and kill people, he needs to be removed from society.

By "removed from society," I don't mean murder like Sweet seems to want to do to certain people.
 
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Does the rest of Momma Sweet's house look like the damaged, mold-encrusted rook that Jon occupies?
We know from pictures that the yard is a mess, but as an elderly woman that lets her adult son live with her, that's on Jonboy. But I wonder if his room is the only one like that? I wonder if Jon has threatened her before and she's let his room stay in such disarray because she's afraid of him.
 
Chan the Wizard said:
Does the rest of Momma Sweet's house look like the damaged, mold-encrusted rook that Jon occupies?
We know from pictures that the yard is a mess, but as an elderly woman that lets her adult son live with her, that's on Jonboy. But I wonder if his room is the only one like that? I wonder if Jon has threatened her before and she's let his room stay in such disarray because she's afraid of him.
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The photos I've seen of her on FB were taken outdoors in public places. She was neatly dressed and groomed in all of them.
 
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