🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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hoping you don't have to make a four a.m. run to the store for an eight-pack of AAs and contend with some of the freaks and mutants who lurk at the checkout line newstand at that ungodly hour.
:lol: oh the irony.
But, you know, the perks are great. As long as you stay on their good side, don't make waves, or rub anybody the wrong way, oh, you get goodies, my friends.
Jesus fucking christ. You got one water bottle, a poster and some pennies. That's nothing. I went to a job interview a last week and got like $70 worth of their product. I don't even know if I'll get the job!! My last job gave me a brand new smartphone and sent me to Las Vegas for free. Sweetie, you have no idea what perks even are, but you could if, you know, you bothered to get a job.
In fact, the more I try to be young and hip the more painfully obvious it is that I'n not.
Wow, some self-awareness? That's always good. I think the key word is try. There's nothing wrong with liking old cartoons or liking "young and hip" stuff when you're too old for it. But purposefully trying to act young and cool just never works.
High school wasn't perfect-- in fact, as I've often depicted it, it was an utter horror-show-- but at least there you knew who your friends were. If someone didn't like you, they stayed away from you and didn't try to make contact. In college it's different: if you don't think, act, look, or think as they do, people seem to go actively out of their way to trick, troll, trap, torment, and ruin you... all while patting you on the back and pretending to be your friend.
You know, one difference I noticed between college and high school is in high school people are openly assholes, while in college people have matured and try to be civil. People mostly played nice with the spazzes in college. So this is another case of Sweet kind of getting it, but not really seeing the bigger picture.
What's happening here is that Sweet went to college and people put up with his shit as long as they could out of decency, basically. It's pretty telling he's more fond of a more juvenile stage in his life. Actually most weirdos seem to prefer college so once again Sweet takes his own highly specific experience and sloppily tries to pass it off as life advice.
 
Sweet Bro, I know you don't realize it, but you fuck with my mind. You're such a failure, you're such a LD motherfucker, but you're unable to realize it. With every post you make, you slowly kill my faith in humanity. You want to portray yourself as this winner, but for those of us who know better, we know you're the biggest joker on this god damn planet.

The only reason you haven't reached Len Shaner-levels of lolcow famousness is because you're too much of a pussy to log in here and post.

TheIceCreamMan is completely right about your comic. Your comic is shit and you don't have the mental capacity to realize that and improve it. You make excuses endlessly for yourself. Dude, git gud scrub. PLEASE! Surprise us. I want to see a miracle happen and see you do work, but you constantly pull the old stupid shit. The AJMers treated you with respect and you decided to be an autistic sperglord instead of growing like a person should. The AJMers threw one of their own members under the bus for your stupid ass sake. Make it up to Treenbeen and grow into a better person, but no, you never will. You will continue failing because you "lack imagination" as Darth Vader would say.

You want to continue shitting yourself and being autistic. Yes, the AJMers were idiots for asspatting you, but guess what, they're neurotypicals at the end of the day. You're not. You're special. You're an idiot. You fail at life and it is completely on you.
 
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High school wasn't perfect-- in fact, as I've often depicted it, it was an utter horror-show-- but at least there you knew who your friends were. If someone didn't like you, they stayed away from you and didn't try to make contact. In college it's different: if you don't think, act, look, or think as they do, people seem to go actively out of their way to trick, troll, trap, torment, and ruin you... all while patting you on the back and pretending to be your friend.
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You know, one difference I noticed between college and high school is in high school people are openly assholes, while in college people have matured and try to be civil. People mostly played nice with the spazzes in college. So this is another case of Sweet kind of getting it, but not really seeing the bigger picture.

What's happening here is that Sweet went to college and people put up with his shit as long as they could out of decency, basically. It's pretty telling he's more fond of a more juvenile stage in his life. Actually most weirdos seem to prefer college so once again Sweet takes his own highly specific experience and sloppily tries to pass it off as life advice.

Normally, I would feel sorry for a Special Snowflake like Sweet who had to attend high school in rural Arkansas in the early 1990s. But because of the way he has treated the people on his ludicrous list of enemies for almost 20 years (and yes, he continues to harass them, sending out threatening, libelous messages to them and their employers as recently as this year), I think he probably got exactly what he deserved, just not enough of it. He is very fortunate that his victims -- except for the one who sicced the FBI on him -- have, so far, not contacted the numerous law enforcement agencies that have jurisdiction over his criminal behavior. His victims' patience will eventually end, and Sweet will go to prison.
 
Normally, I would feel sorry for a Special Snowflake like Sweet who had to attend high school in rural Arkansas in the early 1990s. But because of the way he has treated the people on his ludicrous list of enemies for almost 20 years (and yes, he continues to harass them, sending out threatening, libelous messages to them and their employers as recently as this year), I think he probably got exactly what he deserved, just not enough of it. He is very fortunate that his victims -- except for the one who sicced the FBI on him -- have, so far, not contacted the numerous law enforcement agencies that have jurisdiction over his criminal behavior. His victims' patience will eventually end, and Sweet will go to prison.

It's amazing/dismaying how so many of the lolcows we profile avoid a stretch at the Crowbar Hotel merely because the wronged parties choose not to prosecute.
 
It's amazing/dismaying how so many of the lolcows we profile avoid a stretch at the Crowbar Hotel merely because the wronged parties choose not to prosecute.

The ones who are unlucky enough to piss off their previously imaginary enemies enough to do that aren't available for milking, either temporarily because of a prison term, or possibly more permanently.
 
Normally, I would feel sorry for a Special Snowflake like Sweet who had to attend high school in rural Arkansas in the early 1990s. But because of the way he has treated the people on his ludicrous list of enemies for almost 20 years (and yes, he continues to harass them, sending out threatening, libelous messages to them and their employers as recently as this year), I think he probably got exactly what he deserved, just not enough of it. He is very fortunate that his victims -- except for the one who sicced the FBI on him -- have, so far, not contacted the numerous law enforcement agencies that have jurisdiction over his criminal behavior. His victims' patience will eventually end, and Sweet will go to prison.
Bolded for emphasis, I missed this occurrence, when was that and what happened exactly?

I agree with @TheIceCreamMan, if Sweet put some effort into Belch Dimension, and took out the racism, he'd have a niche comic for the underground crowd. If he was willing to put the effort into learning, he could turn it into a web comic, and sell some ads, maybe some merch, and have a source of income under his direct control. Probably won't happen, but it's possible.

Also, I am amazed that after all this time Sweet still thinks he's the victim, and not the people he's unjustly harassed for past 18 years. @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe is right, he better hope they continue to regard him as a nuisance that's not worth the effort of filing a complaint against, because any DA looking for an easy notch in the guilty column could make an example of Sweet with little difficulty.
 
Probably won't happen, but it's possible.
More than possible, friend. :) I mean, how many terrible shitty webcomics have you read or seen that have no chance of going anywhere? Dozens? Hundreds even? For every commercially successful one that actually accomplishes it's authors intents AND makes money in the bargain, you got a dozen VG Cats and Ctrl-Alt-Delete ripoffs that try the same goddamn thing and don't go anywhere. Most of the time it's for relatively nebulous reasons, things like "sanity" and being "inane" and "boring".

Sweetness doesn't have those limitations! His obvious mental illness and unique drawing style could work to his benefit! I'm dead serious, his art style has always reminded me of the methed up and the obviously insane...like it or not, friends, his comics are authentic. Authentically stupid and repulsive, it's true, but that doesn't matter to the hip young comic reading crowd, the punks and emo kids, the skateboarders...I really feel like if he had an editor or something he'd be able to be one of those underground legends you read about, the kind of people who aren't medicated at all (and need to be :lol:) but whose strange journeys harken back to the 60s, the 70s, the 80s, for kids who never grew up in it but desperately wished they did.

I'm infuriated that I think this way. Johnny, if (when) you read this, I want you to understand something: you're still a stupid shithead, dude, but the rational, thinking individual is able and indeed obligated to examine all aspects of things on their individual merits. I hate the thoughts you think, I really can't stand how you refuse to grow the fuck up and take responsibility for your life, I despise how you treat your family, and I especially don't care for the way you treat your former college colleagues and authorities, but god dammit, yes, your comic is semi-serviceable.

If anything, that's an even bigger ding against you: lurking somewhere within your strange, malformed frame, talent lurks. Why can't that be the number one thing you care about? How about, instead of giving a tenth of a shit about things that happened decades ago, you focus on the here and now: you have a comic, and a style, a medium upon which to express your thoughts and feelings which has the goddamn potential to reach an audience, any audience, which is more than fucking DOZENS of kickstarters and patreons can attest to! That's the greatest crime of any you've committed, in my mind...not to denigrate or lessen the severity of your actions up until this point, because boy howdy you've been a bad, bad boy, but holy shit man not everyone can fly, and you're sitting on the tarmac in the cockpit.

Humans have a really small, limited window in which to impact the lives of those around them, to make their mark on the world, any mark at all. To be remembered, to exist beyond the limitations of this mortal coil. That's how true immortality is attained, of course...for every classical and contemporary artist, musician, philosopher, and poet, there are hundreds who no one remembers and who moulder in their graves, utterly alone, completely forgotten. Instead of doing what I normally do, which is prophesize your inevitable defeat against immortal and implacable enemies, I'll try optimism and hope: if you focused 100% on your comic, even with it's myriad flaws, I'm positive it could have some sort of success and then you could have a decent income and could buy whatever dumb bullshit you wanted with it, just like the rest of us. I spent $70 on 4 Star Wars tickets last night, for myself, a lady friend and another couple. Don't you want to spend money on whatever pennywhistles and moon pies pique your interest? Don't you? :\
 
It's amazing/dismaying how so many of the lolcows we profile avoid a stretch at the Crowbar Hotel merely because the wronged parties choose not to prosecute.

I think that Sweet's victims were previously unaware that he has served jail time and was convicted in the attack on his brother, an attack whose planning and desired outcome ("to hack him into cutlets") he broadcast on the Internet. My sources have told me that the people on his enemies list now know that they are being stalked and harassed by a criminal convicted of a violent offense.

It will not end well for Sweet the next time he sends out one of his shotgun blasts of terroristic threats, which in the past have included statements like "You deserve to die!" and "I will destroy you" and "your head on a pike" along with links to torture scenes from the Saw series and pages in his comics showing his "enemies" being murdered.

Being banned for life from the campus of his alma mater because of his first attempt to employ terroristic threats to his advantage does not seem to have made much of an impression on Sweet. I wonder if he knows that what he's been up to is a felony in Arkansas.

Bolded for emphasis, I missed this occurrence, when was that and what happened exactly?

My bad. You didn't miss anything; this is the first time I'm reporting it. Through my third party sources, I have been supplied with copies of some of the death and torture threats Sweet has sent to the people who were unfortunate enough to encounter him at the The Herald at ASU. Some additional information came in with the documents. One of Sweet's victims, who lived in a state other than Arkansas at the time, received one of his threatening messages, the contents of which so alarmed and disturbed her that she contacted the FBI. Maybe Sweet will sign in and let us know how that worked out.
 
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I think that Sweet's victims were previously unaware that he has served jail time and was convicted in the attack on his brother, an attack whose planning and desired outcome ("to hack him into cutlets") he broadcast on the Internet. My sources have told me that the people on his enemies list now know that they are being stalked and harassed by a criminal convicted of a violent offense.

It will not end well for Sweet the next time he sends out one of his shotgun blasts of terroristic threats, which in the past have included statements like "You deserve to die!" and "I will destroy you" and "your head on a pike" along with links to torture scenes from the Saw series and pages in his comics showing his "enemies" being murdered.

Being banned for life from the campus of his alma mater because of his first attempt to employ terroristic threats to his advantage does not seem to have made much of an impression on Sweet. I wonder if he knows that what he's been up to is a felony in Arkansas.

My God! Look, you wanna feel sorry for Sweet since he's "special", but this muppet constantly spews disgusting criminal nonsense. I get it, Belch is harmless since he's so fucking stupid, but my God. This man is an insult to the human race. I'm so disturbed I was even was associated with him... for 10 years on AJM STUDIOS. You boggle the mind man. You don't even make any sense. I'm quite right-leaning, but you have no intelligent argument against liberals. You autistically sperg out about them because you need to make up some boogeyman for your failures. Go to a psych ward, you need help.

What the fuck is wrong with the guy? He makes no fucking sense. Half the time, he's going off about farting and how it turns him on.
 
Oh Doc, please dish :) I would love to read some good ol'-fashioned threats of violence against one's fellows. Anything to wash the taste of "pedofork" and "dumblr" out of my brain.
Ice, got mad respect for you for wanting to help Sweet Bro in some way. Sorry to double post. You're one of my favorite Kiwis.

I wish Sweet would get a clue from your posts. Like Sweet, I wanna get in the media industry as he does (sorry, powerleveling) and his shit comic pisses me off. Seriously, he can't realize that his talent sucks, he can't realize he can do better. So many people are patient with him, but he continues to think he is some kinda God. You are a sperglord Belch, you're lucky people like me and the AJMers and Treenbeen even wasted our time with a creepy joker like you. We didn't have too, but we did. Why can't you learn?
 
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Oh Doc, please dish :) I would love to read some good ol'-fashioned threats of violence against one's fellows. Anything to wash the taste of "pedofork" and "dumblr" out of my brain.

I need to sort through what I've got and determine what can be quoted without going too far toward identifying the particular victims. Of course, if Sweet does decide to make more threats, this time he'll be talking with the police, possibly a lot of them.

In one instance of his online stalking, Sweet sent emails to about 35 people who worked at the company where one of his victims was employed, including co-workers, supervisors and at least one vice president. In his screed, Sweet comes across as a mildly retarded sociopath, so no one paid any attention to his message other than to ask his victim, "Who is this psycho and why isn't he in prison?"

Many of the people who received the email were women, and Sweet immediately won them over to his cause by referring to one of his female victims as a "stupid cunt." This seems to be his default term for any woman who has irritated him. I wonder why he can't get a date.

One of Sweet's letters does answer the question of why Arkansas State University police officers showed up at his house in 2002. Having never received a single reply to his threatening letters, Sweet started contacting his victims' parents. They contacted ASU, and cops were dispatched to Blytheville. Despite Sweet's claims that the officers' visit didn't stop him, I have heard of no subsequent instances of him harassing his enemies' parents. Probably a good idea: Some parents react unpredictably when someone is threatening to torture their children to death.
 
I need to sort through what I've got and determine what can be quoted without going too far toward identifying the particular victims. Of course, if Sweet does decide to make more threats, this time he'll be talking with the police, possibly a lot of them.

In one instance of his online stalking, Sweet sent emails to about 35 people who worked at the company where one of his victims was employed, including co-workers, supervisors and at least one vice president. In his screed, Sweet comes across as a mildly retarded sociopath, so no one paid any attention to his message other than to ask his victim, "Who is this psycho and why isn't he in prison?"

Many of the people who received the email were women, and Sweet immediately won them over to his cause by referring to one of his female victims as a "stupid cunt." This seems to be his default term for any woman who has irritated him. I wonder why he can't get a date.

One of Sweet's letters does answer the question of why Arkansas State University police officers showed up at his house in 2002. Having never received a single reply to his threatening letters, Sweet started contacting his victims' parents. They contacted ASU, and cops were dispatched to Blytheville. Despite Sweet's claims that the officers' visit didn't stop him, I have heard of no subsequent instances of him harassing his enemies' parents. Probably a good idea: Some parents react unpredictably when someone is threatening to torture their children to death.

Arkansas is a very conservative state, and as such, they have very loose laws regarding the purchase and carrying of firearms, and their use. I think they're a Stand Your Ground state, which means if Sweet is actually dumb enough to show up at a victim's house or workplace after making one of his trademarked threats, the intended victim could use lethal force against him, and very likely face no legal consequences of this action. This would be especially true if the victim had an active restraining order against him.
 
Arkansas is a very conservative state, and as such, they have very loose laws regarding the purchase and carrying of firearms, and their use. I think they're a Stand Your Ground state, which means if Sweet is actually dumb enough to show up at a victim's house or workplace after making one of his trademarked threats, the intended victim could use lethal force against him, and very likely face no legal consequences of this action. This would be especially true if the victim had an active restraining order against him.

Arkansas has a very conservative Stand Your Ground law and an equally conservative Castle Doctrine. If you gun down an intruder, especially one who has been stalking and threatening you for years, the DA in every county in Arkansas would -- if he or she wanted to be re-elected -- give you an award for marksmanship.

Unfortunately, like all laws, the state's Castle Doctrine and Stand Your Ground law are negated by the twelve-mile verge that surrounds the sacred person of the Crown Prince of the Mold Kingdom.

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While going through Sweet's terroristic emails, I came across one that included a copy that was forwarded by the victim to another person in the office. At the bottom of the forwarded list of threats, the victim wrote, "Can you teach me to shoot? Now." There was no reply, but I'm gonna guess that the answer was yes.
 
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And Sweet thinks he'll still be let back into ASU with the charges dropped?

Yes, that't the point of his ceaseless campaign of harassment. He thinks he can terrorize the conspirators into recanting all of their lies. All of his threats involve the promise of mercy if his victims will just contact the university and admit that Jon Sweet never plagiarized anything, that the SNL skit doesn't even exist, and that they were all engaged in a plot to destroy his life because his genius poses a mortal threat to liberalism throughout the known universe.

In his threatening emails, he sometimes includes an address to which his victims are advised to "send your confession." This is usually followed by the word otherwise and a new list of atrocities he will unleash.

Strangely, there is never any mention of him recanting the terroristic threats that caused ASU to ban him from setting foot on the campus. Also no mention of him completing his desperately needed checkup from the neck up.
 
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