🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Wow, he found a way to kill off my sympathy for losing his dogs by revealing that. He knew there were at least two dogs raised by shitty owners who use them for fighting that were able to roam around. He knew that they were agressive, and that they can easily kill him or his dogs.

And he still just assumes "go dat way" or "go out long walks in that area", because he is a criminally insane moron who apparently only gives a shit about and follows rules when force is used.

Also of course he was looking at a dog's ballsack. Why am I not surprised he was doing that.
 
Adamska said:
Also of course he was looking at a dog's ballsack. Why am I not surprised he was doing that.
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Yeah that was the most Sweetish detail. Reminds me of when he said he stared, mesmerized, at a dog defecating.
 
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Jon has hatched two new harebrained schemes. The first is that he's going to climb up on a business' building to stake out the house where the owners of the killer dog lived.
What I'm looking to getare photographs of the people involved in the drama so as to be able to authentically caricature them for the artwork. Now, looking at the geography of the street and its layout, I would gauge I'd have a pretty good view of the house. If I were to climb up to the top of the garage and spend the whole day sitting up there, I could observe, unseen, anybody who happened to be going in and out the front door. If I brought a camera with me, I could take a lot of candid snaps of the family, including, if indeed they're still harboring it, their hellhound killer dog.
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The second is that he thinks his new path back to ASU is to "crush" Dr. Leo Greer, who he thinks is @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe.
I'd be a lot better off and much more free living on some nice, safe college campus somewhere, and getting my daily workout taking my dog for walks around their circular jogging track, but in order to have that, I need to finally get that flag at ASU off my records, and to do that I see no other choice: I have to crush you.
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This man is 46 years old.
 
Doesn't he live way out in Deliverance tier mutant hillbilly country? If he goes out and stalks people he's going to get fucking shot.
 
Ruin said:
Doesn't he live way out in Deliverance tier mutant hillbilly country? If he goes out and stalks people he's going to get fucking shot.
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The whole thought process is typical Sweets. His first plan was to climb on the roof and use the camera on his laptop. All this would also be trespassing on the business’ property, by the way.
 
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gettar said:
He needs a "small, inconspicious, good quality digital camera" for this act of stalking. Or, you know, a phone?
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A digital camera from 12 years ago will work juuuuuuuuust fine.

Ruin said:
Doesn't he live way out in Deliverance tier mutant hillbilly country? If he goes out and stalks people he's going to get fucking shot.
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If he does, given how DON'T TREAD ON ME those areas tend to be, I doubt they'd call the cops and just dump his body in a ravine somewhere.
 
There’s a very good chance that he never even saw the owners, doesn’t know who the potential owners are and is poorly planning on a stalking random people. He’s not going to go through with his plan but I look forward to the dramatic retelling in comic form.
 
I hacked into Jon's laptop :epik: and got the specs on his current camera setup:

Model: HP Chromebook 11 G5
Shutter Speed: 16600000/1000000000 second
Aperture: F/2.0
Focal Length: 2 mm
 
The whole idea is hysterical. He's going to haul his great hairy mass up onto a roof and stay there all day taking pictures of people. And no one is going to notice. Hope his tetanus shots are up to date, but I don't think that there is an inoculation for the ass kicking the garage owner will dole out when he catches this looney Spiderman flipping himself on up there. In the extremely unlikely event that he actually makes it onto the roof at all, will he be calling door dash to bring him water and food during his day long rooftop stakeout? Will he take a good book along to relieve the boredom? If he's not allowed to leave the yard because he's a retard, somehow I doubt the roof of the garage is included in his allowable range.
Of course in the middle of this absurd fantasy, he starts mooing about ASU. Which is fitting, as he has as much chance of getting back in there as he does of ever making it up onto that roof.
 
Toasty said:
Of course in the middle of this absurd fantasy, he starts mooing about ASU. Which is fitting, as he has as much chance of getting back in there as he does of ever making it up onto that roof.
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This part is curious, because this indicates that these "Revenge Plots" are coping mechanisms that he has developed. He is going to need some pretty intense therapy to properly get over this.
 
Thumb Skull wrote: "Sure, I know what you and your idiot friends are thinking, Doc: why not just give up and stay in the yard, like you're told? Fuck you, is why."

This gibbering cretin actually quoted the post in which I wrote that the reason he wouldn't do as he was told was because he thought, Fuck you, I'll go where I damned well please.

He vehemently disputes my observation by claiming that the reason he won't stay in the yard is exactly the reason I stated.

Some things never change.

I do wonder what has brought on this recrudescence of Sweetum's lunatic ravings. A new drug regimen? The arrival of autumn? Another embarrassing setback in his attempt to pass as white?
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Thumb Skull wrote: "Sure, I know what you and your idiot friends are thinking, Doc: why not just give up and stay in the yard, like you're told? Fuck you, is why."

This gibbering cretin actually quoted the post in which I wrote that the reason he wouldn't do as he was told was because he thought, Fuck you, I'll go where I damned well please.

He vehemently disputes my observation by claiming that the reason he won't stay in the yard is exactly the reason I stated.

Some things never change.

I do wonder what has brought on this recrudescence of Sweetum's lunatic ravings. A new drug regimin? The arrival of autumn? Another embarrassing setback in his attempt to pass as white?
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Learned a new word today!
Recrudescence seemed too perfect to be real, but it is real! And they all said kiwifarms was a terrible place.
 
I was curious how he'd incorporate his dog's violent, bloody death into his fixations, and hoping he'd find some way to connect it to Obama Tv, farting, or Ashley. The ASU connection was a given. Seems to have taken the form of "If I was back at ASU, the streets would be safe...and I wouldn't watch my dog get ripped apart in front of me." They're responsible.

Imagine Sweets, watching helplessly as the closest thing he has to a friend is ripped apart right in front of him. Howling in agony and pain: help, help, help me. But Sweets couldn't do anything but cry. How sad.

He's gonna set that right with a satirical drawing.
 
Holdek said:
Maybe. But then again Jon has also harassed people to the point that he was kicked off campus. And even after, that warranted a visit from state police.
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Is it too much to hope for that the owners of the "hellhound" join his Rogue's Gallery? Along with the Fartknocker, the staff of the paper, etc? Will he get all retarded Count of Monte Cristo on them, too? That's really too much to hope for, I fear. Sweets doesn't have it in him anymore.
 
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