🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Man I missed talking about this guy with you guys.

Can I go back a bit and just point out how hilarious his plan was to hop a freight train to ASU and then secretly live in his old dorm, and how angry he was when his plan was thwarted because they demolished the dorm?
 
Holdek said:
Man I missed talking about this guy with you guys.

Can I go back a bit and just point out how hilarious his plan was to hop a freight train to ASU and then secretly live in his old dorm, and how angry he was when his plan was thwarted because they demolished the dorm?
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Sweets is a lolcow for the refined kiwi’s palate.
He provides the kind of milk you swirl about your glass and pair with a fine steak.
 
I concur @Chan the Wizard, aged appropriately, harmless to anyone other than himself (I mean yeah he probably got that dog killed and has hurt his family but Chris set the bar really fucking low recently), crazy as the day is long and utterly helpless in the face of simple tasks that all of us do without even thinking.

What a fine vintage he is, truly*chefs kiss*
 
He has often been one of the finest gems of the Farms. Only reason that changed is cuz he disappeared for a while. Always was probably my favorite cow.
 
I kind of miss it back when most lolcows were truly insane people like sweets. 90% of threads now are political sperging or dopey YouTubers no one cares about.
 
Aunt Carol said:
I'm kind of surprised he hasn't trooned out in the interval.
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Ehhh I really don't think he has any concept of troonery. He's on the internet but not really on social media. He doesn't even seem to have a single internet friend so how could he know anything going on?

Doesn't even have a single internet friend, Jesus, that makes me sad as shit.
 
Aunt Carol said:
I'm kind of surprised he hasn't trooned out in the interval.
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that would be the arc that brings him back into the spotlight, for sure. not a likely development as @MarineTrainedTard noted but i think if sweet survives another decade or so, as the isolation and desperation take deeper hold nothing is out of the question.

the horror of this hillbilly prancing around in mawmaw's housedress would be outweighed by how much i'd enjoy his unreadable comix pivoting from whatever they are now to being 100% about sexay transformations.
 
lindsayfan said:
the horror of this hillbilly prancing around in mawmaw's housedress would be outweighed by how much i'd enjoy his unreadable comix pivoting from whatever they are now to being 100% about sexay transformations.
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I just meant, you know how you forget about someone online for a year or two, look them up and bam: troon. It's nice to have a cow bucking the trend.

Sweet running around his filthy hovel in a dress wouldn't even be horrifying, somehow. You see something like that, you just assume someone's getting chainsaw massacred. Nature is healing.
 
Aunt Carol said:
I'm kind of surprised he hasn't trooned out in the interval.
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Based on his comic, I think he's conservative enough to think gays and troons are the same thing.
MarineTrainedTard said:
Ehhh I really don't think he has any concept of troonery. He's on the internet but not really on social media. He doesn't even seem to have a single internet friend so how could he know anything going on?

Doesn't even have a single internet friend, Jesus, that makes me sad as shit.
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He had that forum that would bend over for him despite a fraction of the members having issues with him but they closed it to public viewing so I don't know what happened there.
 
John Titor said:
He had that forum that would bend over for him despite a fraction of the members having issues with him but they closed it to public viewing so I don't know what happened there.
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I thought they had shut it down.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
It also has the one element that has destroyed Jon's life for decades -- his absolute, pigheaded refusal to follow any damned rules laid down by anyone, from his long-suffering mom to the Arkansas Legislature.

One of his brothers ordered him point-blank to walk the dogs in the yard. This brother may very well have known about the pit bull in the neighborhood; he certainly knew of the danger involved when Jonathan Mack Sweet is walking three dogs anywhere, including the back yard.

Jon now claims that he thought the very specific command on where to walk the dogs was "a suggestion." What John actually thought was, "Fuck you, fartknocker, I'll walk the dogs wherever I god-damn please."
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I didn't know this. I thought it was weird that he kept saying the pandemic was keeping him from being able to leave the house except to walk the dog. I told him that it isn't illegal to leave your house; you can walk around outside and excercise if you want, and he replied that "rules" mean he has to keep his house within sight at all times so he can't really go anywhere. So I chalked that up to his family not allowing him to stray too far lest he get lost in the neighborhood and repeat another hospital incident.
 
Holdek said:
I didn't know this. I thought it was weird that he kept saying the pandemic was keeping him from being able to leave the house except to walk the dog. I told him that it isn't illegal to leave your house; you can walk around outside and excercise if you want, and he replied that "rules" mean he has to keep his house within sight at all times so he can't really go anywhere. So I chalked that up to his family not allowing him to stray too far lest he get lost in the neighborhood and repeat another hospital incident.
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This is almost certainly the case, because he needs to construct arbitrary reasons why he can't do x, even though just looking outside the window will guarantee showing a person jogging out there at least once a day.
 
Does anyone have page numbers for the hospital saga? I want to read it and laugh at him again.
 
Ruin said:
Does anyone have page numbers for the hospital saga? I want to read it and laugh at him again.
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It's talked about throughout, but he first mentions it here on page 8:
Well, about ten years ago I had to have a checkup for some dumb insurance thing. My brother as asked to drive me to my appointment. It was at 3:30 PM. The doctor was maybe five minutes late. His Imperial Stupidness got impatient, walked out, and drove off while I was in the office getting looked over. I was left stranded. I stood in the parking lot waiting for him, searching for the car. I wandered the hospital for eight hours. Eight...freaking...hours. I couldn't find a phone or anyone there to help me. What was His Stupidness doing? The following morning, after getting high somewhere, forgetting about me, and passing out with his pants full of ,:briefs:, he comes dragging his worthless carcass home, acting innocent, no apologies even offered for his callous actions. So yeah, that's the worst that can happen. I knew then he was becoming a monster. I should have smashed the boy's skull open with a baseball bat that day.
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
This brother may very well have known about the pit bull in the neighborhood
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The plot unfolds: in Sweet's latest post, he suggest that he himself knew about the dangers of pit bulls roaming around:
Bear and I made the unfortunate acquaintance of the pair one day. The dogs, a male and female, came out and stood smack in the middle of the road, growling and refusing to let us pass by. A pit bull owner myself, and being very familiar with their territorial nature, as well as taking note of the male's muscular build and numerous scars-- including a hellacious one slashed across his great pendulous ball-sack-- which bespoke his nature as an inveterate brawler, we hastily turned off Chestnut and, as a show of good faith and to let them know that we sought no fight that day, deferred two whole blocks from our prescribed path and wisely took a different route to the park.
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It doesn't make the incident his fault, but it does add some explanation for the restrictions beyond
But, again: rules. Even if I think they're dumb, I still have to obey them. When you don't respect the rules, and something goes wrong because of it, you get punished; you lose privileges. That's how I was taught in college. Rules, rules, rules.
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(I reread this reply to me, and it's here where he mentions being told to walk the dogs in the back yard. I must have missed that part originally.)

But to your earlier point, Doctor, he does seem pretty resistant to the idea that the rules he's rebelled against his whole life might have had some logic behind them. He was warned time and time again about his behavior at ASU, but insisted on acting like he wanted until he was kicked out for good.
 
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