🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[He Sets Me On Fire]

If Jon could have his way:

Edit: Fixed the Destination Time.

 

[Shadow Fox]

New Belchblog. He's really buttblistered about what we said about him last time.

Do the folks at The Other Forum ever stop to think, "Hey, maybe justbecause it wasn't my experience, per se, that doesn't make his account any less valid"? Or "Hey, how 'bout we all just step back and look outside our narrow little definition of normal for once"? Or even, "You know, maybe that's the way we did things before, but somewhere along the line we just woke up one morning and said, 'Hey, man, this isn't me anymore. Sorry we jerked you around and treated you like shit for years." I really think a lot of ugliness could have been avoided with a simple, sincere apology. But no, all I get is the typical runaround, double-talk, insults, "blame the victim blah-blah and cries of "Nuh nuh nuh. You misin-TUHHHHH-pret!"* If I'm misreading the signals that bad, assknocker, y'know what, maybe you're pretty damn lousy at giving them, you ever stop to consider that? Nooooooooooooooooooooo, of course not. Because progressive ideology and its methods are so perfect and infallible.

blame the victim blah-blah

Perhaps this guy thought you were "in the know" or "one of those girls", and upon finding you weren't, handled it badly.

Mmmhm. Remind us how many mold spots, cobwebs and holes in the wall are surrounding you right now as you type this from your mother's house, O well-adjusted one.

He offers an absolutely stinging rebuttal to @Treenbeen and @AJMLurker and there's a bunch more whining about how things were done In His Day (TM) and how he never thought anything of it because that's how he was taaaaaauuught and how they did thiiiiiiiinnngs back then and he was told to never questioooooonnnnn any of it because that was the Sistuuuuuuuum. I love how he blatantly ignores the numerous testimonies from the people here on the forums who were also in college at the same time he was and observed none of the bizarre fuckery Sweet insists was part and parcel of the college experience back in the mid-90s.

He closes with a """clever""" """parody""" of Puss in Boots starring Buddy the Puppy Mill Abortion and featuring a Cool Runnings gag that has some totally not racist eye-dialect, and references an ancient Sesame Street sketch that, holy fucking Christ, I actually remember seeing when I was a kid. He then closes with this helpful aside:

* This is not a mockery of black dialect. I am making my enemies sound like severely mentally handicapped people. However, they seem to be too dumb to comprehend this.

Oh, well, that's okay then.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Christ, what an asshole.

 

[The I Scream Man]

This is not a mockery of black dialect. I am making my enemies sound like severely mentally handicapped people. However, they seem to be too dumb to comprehend this.

Like...are we really supposed to believe this?

Fine! Great, you're portraying retards! That makes it all better!

If anyone asks me why I'm laughing this morning, I'll ask them, "what isn't funny about a guy who knows everything, is never wrong, and derives absolutely no benefit from it?"

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

He's really buttblistered about what we said about him last time.

Well then, he's going to love this:

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I can't believe I just noticed this. Has he gone bald in such a way that he just has one tiny little curly forelock, like a hairier, openly misogynist Charlie Brown?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

You're 40 and living off your dying mother and drug addled brother. I'm pretty sure that makes Sweets the screwed up one.

PS- Gibberhead isn't a real insult you big dummy.

I can't believe I just noticed this. Has he gone bald in such a way that he just has one tiny little curly forelock, like a hairier, openly misogynist Charlie Brown?

Good grief.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

I can't believe I just noticed this. Has he gone bald in such a way that he just has one tiny little curly forelock, like a hairier, openly misogynist Charlie Brown?

Hmmm...

Oh, hey, incidentally:

Beginning a sentence with a lower-case letter? I'd expect better of a college graduate, particularly an English major, but yeah, nice going, Slick.

 

[Le Bateleur]

 

[drtoboggan]

He looks like a watered down G. Gordon Liddy.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

He really is quite hopelessly dense, isn't he?

 

[lindsayfan]

I can't believe he posted that amazing burn from @He Sets Me On Fire on his own frickin DA. Man. He literally posted a meme saying that he was a tard with severe perception issues.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Yes, Sweet, it's the world that has the problem, not you, that's why 99% of other people can function in society in some capacity, and you're the one living in a decaying shack, leeching off of your relatives, at age 40. It's because you're the normal one.

 

[Shadow Fox]

I was thinking a bit about Sweet Cheeks' tendency to fall back on "That's the System! It's how I was taught! I don't know any better!" as his catch-all excuse for his various flavors of fuckery. It would probably astound him to know that a lot of people are taught erroneous or hurtful things during the formative years of their lives, and even more so to learn that (I dare say) the majority of these selfsame people learn to think critically about the things they were taught and adjust their worldview accordingly when it seems their education is at odds with the things they encounter in the real world, or is counterproductive to the goals they set for themselves. Sweet, as we've all seen, doesn't do this, and this is why people think he's autistic or flat-out retarded: because a person who's firing on all cylinders would be willing and able to find their own way of moving through life as a successful adult when the way they'd previously learned didn't pan out.

Sweet, however, seems to be under the impression that he's a fully-functioning, normal adult man (albeit one who still thinks fart jokes are the pinnacle of humor); so if he is not mentally impaired, how do we explain his refusal to turn away from a method of thinking that he acknowledges is harmful to him?

1) He's being a passive-aggressive child, the sort who angrily mutters at his imaginary bogeymen: "You want me to live by THE SYSTEM? Then I'll keep living by THE SYSTEM, no matter how miserable it makes me! See? I'm living the way you want! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!"
or
2) He is honestly happy with the way his life is and enjoys being, in his own words, punished, insulted, humiliated, rejected by society, and willfully kept from any semblance of happiness or fulfillment.

Either way, he revels in his pitiable lot in life because he enjoys feeling like a perpetual victim who needs never take responsibility for his life. And he wonders why no one takes him seriously.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

I can't believe he posted that amazing burn from @He Sets Me On Fire on his own frickin DA. Man. He literally posted a meme saying that he was a tard with severe perception issues.

I thank you for that! And yeah, once again, Fingerhead crapped in his own sandwich, but I have to give @Le Bateleur props for the original quote. He pointed out that Belch had admitted he was being lead around by a diaper changer, and I missed that the first time.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Yes, Sweet, it's the world that has the problem, not you, that's why 99% of other people can function in society in some capacity, and you're the one living in a decaying shack, leeching off of your relatives, at age 40. It's because you're the normal one.

Has he ever given a reason why he's the "normal" one? All I can think of is him saying shit about "Da SYSTEM" or whatever tired excuses he has. Even then since "the system" outnumbers him that makes him the outsider.

 

[AJMLurker]

because she least she makes an attempt to understand me and where I come from

Sweet, you're a very simple guy to figure out, don't overestimate yourself. Unfortunately, I understand you all too well, which is why I accept that you're a lost cause. If you want people to start treating you with respect, drop the "I'm God's gift to the Earth" shenanigans and listen to others you daft idiot.

Also "because she least she"? Hey, great grammar there Mr. English Major.

doesn't go off on nattering tangents

This coming from you? Do you know how many times people put up with you interrupting conversations on AJM STUDIOS to go off on self-centered tangents? You would derail conversations just to describe a damn bowel movement you recently had. You are a self-centered jackass Sweet, why the hell do you expect everyone to automatically care about you and your problems?

openly threatening violence against me

I've never once threatened... oh wait, you're talking about the slap thing, aren't you? At this point, I'm with @Le Bateleur, Sweet probably has Asperger's. He takes everything way too literally and seriously.

"...if you do respond to this post four months down the line, do not bother dismissing what I said here...I will reach my hand through the computer screen and slap that ugly mug of your's... actually, on second thought, I don't even wanna touch your face."

1. Anyone with any social comprehension could tell I was being facetious.
2. The action I was suggesting is physically impossible for any human being to pull off.
3. You consider an online nobody saying they're going to slap you as violence being threatened against you? It has been said before, but you are the biggest wimp ever. Don't worry though Sweetums, nobody here has any interest in hurting you. You have already done an excellent job of destroying yourself.

Blah, blah, blah-blah-blah. Blah, blah, blah-blah-blah.

And, by the way, it's "yours", not "your's". Spellcheck is your friend.

Blah, blah, blah-blah-blah. Blah, blah, blah-blah-blah.

So what's your excuse for the countless spelling, grammar, and word usage errors in your blog posts? Oh right, you're only complaining about my spelling since you don't have the critical thinking ability to conceive an actual argument to refute my post. The smileys also do not hide your butthurt.

Sweet, for the love of God, please stop. We're destroying you... just admit defeat.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

You would derail conversations just to describe a damn bowel movement you recently had.

Yikes. Okay, so, they hang @Treenbeen out to dry, but they put up with Sweet because ... why?

Great points, btw. You know that when Sweet uses "blah blah" talk, you must have struck a nerve. If he had a comeback, he would have used it.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Yikes. Okay, so, they hang @Treenbeen out to dry, but they put up with Sweet because ... why?

Great points, btw. You know that when Sweet uses "blah blah" talk, you must have struck a nerve. If he had a comeback, he would have used it.

You don't pick on the retarded kid or some such. That or he's so ultra conservative that they think of him as their mascot, The AJM Basement Dweller.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Lol actually I wouldn't mind going a few rounds with him, albeit with some sort of handicap on my part. Perhaps with those sumo suits and comically oversized boxing gloves on or something. I almost said with pillows, but those West Point cadets have me reconsidering.