🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Finding broken glass in a yard and thinking it must be a diamond is something that toddlers do.
 
autism420 said:
Finding broken glass in a yard and thinking it must be a diamond is something that toddlers do.
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That's an insult to a toddler's mental faculties. They'd at least be sort of aware that it's pretend diamond as they imagine they're pirates or something.
 
Based on the crappy images Sweet posted, it's either a piece of quartz or a piece of weathered glass that was previously part of an ash tray, a chandelier or some kid's Halloween princess outfit. This conclusion is based on the object's size, its hexagonal shape and the assumption that Sweet is capable of determining that it's not actually made of plastic.

Edit: NobleGreyHorse adds another good possibility: weathered chunk from an old glass doorknob, which seems exactly the kind of thing you'd find in Sweet's back yard. A weathered shard from an old glass insulator used on early telegraph, telephone and power lines is also a good candidate.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
That was me. I drew the short straw, so I had to sneak into the Mold Kingdom and plant the hunk of glass, some worthless old coins, and a fake skeleton. He'll no doubt unearth the coins and skeleton at some point and think he's uncovered a fortune, and Jimmy Hoffa, respectively.
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You've come through for us again, DrJones. Excellent.
 
He'd have to give himself a really, really low hairline, or an emo wig, to conceal those deeply etched forehead wrinkles. I mean, what is he going to do -- use the proceeds from his mom's glass doorknob to buy himself Botox as well? (Someone shooped a similar wig onto Connor... anyone want to take a stab at Sweets with a black emo fringe? Oh, stop that! I didn't say stab him! I know, no one told you...)
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Sweets will write something along the lines of "This is just THE OTHER FORUM trying to tell me everything I believe is a lie."
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Expect a reply about a week or so later though. Personally, I'm still kind of hyped to see what he plans on writing in reply to my posts about how his life would be different without ASU, and what Belch Dimension would be like as a TV show.
 
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Did anyone else catch this when Sweet Bro was bragging about his "diamond"?

Future Billionaire said:
So on a Saturday about three weeks ago I was out back trimming the weeds near the fence
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So Sweet has had this hunk of glass "diamond" in his possession for about three weeks now and still hasn't made any effort to figure out if it's worth anything? This is something he believes will take care of all his financial woes. Really Sweet, even when believe you have struck gold, your response to that is delayed.
 
AJMLurker said:
Did anyone else catch this when Sweet Bro was bragging about his "diamond"?


So Sweet has had this hunk of glass "diamond" in his possession for about three weeks now and still hasn't made any effort to figure out if it's worth anything? This is something he believes will take care of all his financial woes. Really Sweet, even when believe you have struck gold, your response to that is delayed.
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I'd almost say he had some sort of neurological disorder that prevents him from understanding the concept of time, but that can't be it seeing as he remembers dates fairly well, and keeps somewhat of a regular schedule with his blog posts.

Instead he seems to just ignore the passing of time. Find a diamond? Sit on it for three weeks. It will be taken in to be appraised. Room covered in giant cobwebs? Ignore it for 20 years. They will be removed. Sweet-boy has a terminal case of laziness.

I bet he ends up eating a lot of expired food on a regular basis.
 
DrJonesHat said:
That was me. I drew the short straw, so I had to sneak into the Mold Kingdom and plant the hunk of glass, some worthless old coins, and a fake skeleton. He'll no doubt unearth the coins and skeleton at some point and think he's uncovered a fortune, and Jimmy Hoffa, respectively.
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The Giant Brain of Blytheville will soon write:

"People in the past, sensing my approaching incarnation as the Bad Boy of College Journalism, began to worship me like a god and have further shown their devotion by showering me with gifts from beyond the grave. I'm just sitting back and getting lavished with adoration by my dead fans."

Highest marks for "Mold Kingdom." Will be added to the official lexicon.
 
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AJMLurker said:
Did anyone else catch this when Sweet Bro was bragging about his "diamond"?


So Sweet has had this hunk of glass "diamond" in his possession for about three weeks now and still hasn't made any effort to figure out if it's worth anything? This is something he believes will take care of all his financial woes. Really Sweet, even when believe you have struck gold, your response to that is delayed.
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I have to wonder if he knows on some level that it's fake and is avoiding getting it checked for that reason.
 
AJMLurker said:
Did anyone else catch this when Sweet Bro was bragging about his "diamond"?


So Sweet has had this hunk of glass "diamond" in his possession for about three weeks now and still hasn't made any effort to figure out if it's worth anything? This is something he believes will take care of all his financial woes. Really Sweet, even when believe you have struck gold, your response to that is delayed.
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Tuesday, October 13: Jon drops a brick on his foot.

Saturday, October 24: Jon yells "OW! My foot!"
 
I do like how Sweet's already shaky grasp on reality is visibly cracking apart. The ASU stuff was weird, but the glass gem just seems cartoonish.
 
The Bad Boy of College Journalism has nonchalantly skipped out on meeting yet another deadline.

Maybe he's waiting for his loyal, adoring fans to shower him with calendars?
 
Since he bragged about finding that diamond, I bet his brother or some other devious criminal broken in and stole it.

Jokes on them, now they're infected with mold.
 
To soften the blow from the continual non-appearance of this week's Fridays After Friday, I thought I'd update my webcomic - Sweet Bro and Hella Rush.

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Much respect and full credit to the TRUE AND HONEST creator of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.
 
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