I have an anus, AMA

[Useful_Mistake]

Hello, I am in possession of the opening in my body that connects to the digestive system. Ask me anything

 

[Amphotericin B]

Have you considered doing an anus delete and upgrading your pelvis to carbon fiber?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

What if I promise to be, like, reeeeeeeeally gentle?

No

The procedure to have it removed is pretty affordable, you know. I had mine removed in 2015 and I'm so glad I did.

Why would you debase yourself to become an anus-less being?

Have you considered doing an anus delete and upgrading your pelvis to carbon fiber?

No. I like my anus. It's a good anus. My pelvis is good too, thanks

 

[JethroTullamore]

No

What if I slip it in anyways when you aren’t looking?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

What if I slip it in anyways when you aren’t looking?

That'd be gay, though

 

[Akashic Retard]

No

Why would you debase yourself to become an anus-less being?

No. I like my anus. It's a good anus. My pelvis is good too, thanks

I used to spend about an hour on the toilet every day. I have a lot more free time now.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Do you wipe towards the balls or away from them?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I used to spend about an hour on the toilet every day. I have a lot more free time now.

But you no longer have an anus. It's just not worth it.

Do you wipe towards the balls or away from them?

I have no clue. It's automatic at this point, so I don't pay attention to the direction

 

[JethroTullamore]

That'd be gay, though

Exactly.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Exactly.

But...that's not okay...

 

[Akashic Retard]

But you no longer have an anus. It's just not worth it.

That's okay, your body makes up for it by expelling waste through the skin, like sweat.

 

[JethroTullamore]

But...that's not okay...

It’s perfectly fine, I promise you in time you’ll grow to love it.