I have an anus, AMA

[Useful_Mistake]

Hello, I am in possession of the opening in my body that connects to the digestive system. Ask me anything

 

[Teknorat]

Is it poz loaded or monkey poxed?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Is it poz loaded or monkey poxed?

It's loaded with a lack of loads.

 

[Teknorat]

Did you make this thread while taking a shit?

 

[JethroTullamore]

Can I put my penis in it?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Did you make this thread while taking a shit?

No.

Can I put my penis in it?

My anus is free of cock, and I would like it to remain as such. The powers of gay shall not enter my anus

 

[General Tug Boat]

Can you fit a glass jar in it?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Can you fit a glass jar in it?

I haven't tried, but with the grace of the Lord, all things are possible.

 

[Slav Power]

Is it mine or is it yours?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Is it mine or is it yours?

Mine, but I do keep a bag of anuses just in case. You never know when you might need one!

 

[Slav Power]

Mine, but I do keep a bag of anuses just in case. You never know when you might need one!

So it is uranus then.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

can I go in dry?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

can I go in dry?

 

[Teknorat]

Are you in the legal profession or do you just love reading court documents.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Are you in the legal profession or do you just love reading court documents.

That's not really anus related, though, is it?

 

[Mojo Thief]

I thought I was the only one!

 

[Teknorat]

Pretty sure most people think lawyers are assholes.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I thought I was the only one!

We are a rare breed, you and I

 

[JethroTullamore]

No.

My anus is free of cock, and I would like it to remain as such. The powers of gay shall not enter my anus

What if I promise to be, like, reeeeeeeeally gentle?

 

[Akashic Retard]

The procedure to have it removed is pretty affordable, you know. I had mine removed in 2015 and I'm so glad I did.