I got bit by a stray cat. What do? context in the post

[Cobson Gemson]

Okay so there's this stray grey cat I see rarely. Last time I saw him he was way younger. The cunt wanted in, I know, it's fucking cold. I let him in, assuming he will just take a nap and then piss on the floor or whatever that little shit does, I'm not sure.
So, a few minutes later after his nap he goes and fights my other cat Bob for whatever reason. I don't know which one started it. I got the little shits seperated, and when I tried to throw the grey fucker out he decided to roll over and bite my hand.
Will I hecking die, Kiwibros...?

 

[Cobson Gemson]

also the cunt scratched me a bit too but nothing extreme

 

[The Backwards Man]

You're supposed to shoot feral cats so they don't fuck up the environment any further. You probably got rabies, sorry you're gonna die.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Stray cats often carry rabies and cat scratch fever is more then a catchy Ted Nugent song.
Go to the hospital before your mom develops literally the deadliest disease known to man or your lungs stop working

 

[Tablet County]

There's nothing you can do. Assume the position.

 

[Cobson Gemson]

Go to the hospital before your mom develops literally the deadliest disease known to man

Deserved albeit

 

[Town Drunk]

Wrap some rubber tubing around the wrist and grab the cleaver. Only way to make sure.

 

[The Luigi Player]

first you call the ghost busters then they come and suck up your dick to make rabies go away

 

[OrionBalls]

You're gonna get really stoned and drooly for like two days. Ignore the muscle fatigue and sudden aggression. Just chill, man. It's a great trip.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Wait until the next full moon and tell us what happens.

 

[IKOL]

You're about to succumb to ligma.

 

[Cobson Gemson]

will i see ibxtoycat in the afterlife when i die though that's the real question

 

[Random5678]

You're most likely fine but cat bites & scratches can be surprisingly dangerous, I once met a man in hospital who almost lost his hands to them. Don't ignore any unusual pain or swelling.

 

[Cobson Gemson]

You're about to succumb to ligma.

what's ligma i never heard of it

 

[Cat tit bingo]

okay but how fast will i die

It's a fever that last a few months and has about a 30% chance of killing you, just check if all you lymph nodes start swelling up

 

[AirdropShitposts]

You're most likely fine but cat bites & scratches can be surprisingly dangerous, I once met a man in hospital who almost lost his hands to them. Don't ignore any unusual pain or swelling.

Any deep enough break in the skin can be a problem depending on what gets in it. It's actually pretty amazing we aren't all dying more often because of this and even rarely need legit medical attention.

 

[RoonMoonlight]

cut off whatever part of your body it bit so the rabies doesn't spread.

 

[Cobson Gemson]

cut off whatever part of your body it bit so the rabies doesn't spread.

My right hand is the hand I use to jerk off you jew

 

[RoonMoonlight]

My right hand is the hand I use to jerk off you jew

switch to lefty, have a little bit of stranger danger with yourself

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Rock the town rock it inside out rock the town and scream and shout