I got a girlfriend... what now?

[gamerweeb1]

So somehow... against all odds... I, gamerweeb1, now have a real, physical, tangible girlfriend.

What do I do now??? I wasn't prepared for this.

 

[Cats]

grab by the two both of shoulders and sscream her in the face. "women from the kitchen, you will now going to suck me my penis. OKAY!!!!!"

women love to get scream tell what do

 

[Miller]

How big is her dick?

 

[Shadow Man Dingo]

Get her a 4 strength 4 stam leather belt... AHHHH UHHHHH.

 

[Catler]

Tell her all about your favorite anime girls.

 

[WhiteNight]

Women love gossip. Tell her the whole story of Chris Chan.

 

[Rozzy]

What do I do now??? I wasn't prepared for this.

Hide all your anime shit so she doesn't find out you're a weeb.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Ask her if this is her first interracial relationship with a black man.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

You might be tempted to go for sex as soon as possible out of a sense of urgency and mistaken belief it will make her closer to you

It will not (unless she also wants sex soon)

 

[Finger Pistols]

Know WHAT???

That you are a gamer... And on top of that a weeb. I'm just joking. Now that your love quest is over, try and be a good man for her.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Women love gossip. Tell her the whole story of Chris Chan.

To be fair, it's not a bad idea, especially if she's like the rest of us and loves true crime.

There's only so much you can learn about serial killers before they all get samey, lolcows are the natural progression.

 

[DankSmoker]

Install double way deadlocks on all your doors in case she wants to flee.

 

[gamerweeb1]

UPDATE: she has sucked my peen.

It was good.