I got a girlfriend... what now?

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gamerweeb1

gamerweeb1

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So somehow... against all odds... I, gamerweeb1, now have a real, physical, tangible girlfriend.

What do I do now??? I wasn't prepared for this.

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If you are a virgin don't worry about it. Most humans come with the ability to have sex built in. It's like instinctual. You should have an idea of what to do in that situation. Hopefully for your sake she isn't a virgin so at least someone knows what they are doing. It's your first girlfriend she probably won't be with you long anyway. If you are a basement dweller she will probably get sick of your broke ass pretty quick and dump you.

Just take it slow and use it as a learning experience.
 
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Just chill out. A good girlfriend is basically like a pet that you keep around. Remember: assert dominance, reinforce good behaviors and dont feed after midnight. If shes really happy with you then you can even dress her up in your preferred style.
 
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Don't be retarded but also don't be so afraid of losing her that you just do whatever she wants. She will inevitably try to push some boundaries, its human nature, and if you allow too much its over. None likes a doormat, especially women.
 
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