I am having a child - Essentially in a cuck relationship

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i'll legit laugh my ass off if the kid somehow ends up a different race than the OP
 
Assuming this is true OP you should be good. Hell stay friends with the woman and be the kid's "uncle". And every time you visit your unknowing progeny, slap their mom's ass in front of her future husband to assert dominance.
 
You're an idiot. And this whole situation is sketchy. She "temporarily" leaves her boyfriend to have unprotected sex with you and then only figures it out "accidentally"?

This kid has three dumb asses for parents. F
 
Here's an itemised list of reasons you're a retard, in no particular order:
  1. Fucking women who 'temporarily' dump their boyfriend.
  2. Fucking women over the age of 40, who are studying (lol)
  3. Not wrapping it up when you do.
  4. Believing that she just happened to go to check her medication.
  5. Running away from your reponsibilities.
  6. "medicating with wine" - are you the 40 year old wine mom here, or is she?
  7. Your first response being to post, complete with proof, on KiwiFarms about it.
  8. Also your avatar is gay, and that's coming from a guy with a smug anime avatar.
Congratulations to the happy couple raising a kid who almost definitely will have special needs.
 
Here's an itemised list of reasons you're an exceptional individual, in no particular order:
  1. Fucking women who 'temporarily' dump their boyfriend.
  2. Fucking women over the age of 40, who are studying (lol)
  3. Not wrapping it up when you do.
  4. Believing that she just happened to go to check her medication.
  5. Running away from your reponsibilities.
  6. "medicating with wine" - are you the 40 year old wine mom here, or is she?
  7. Your first response being to post, complete with proof, on KiwiFarms about it.
  8. Also your avatar is gay, and that's coming from a guy with a smug anime avatar.
Congratulations to the happy couple raising a kid who almost definitely will have special needs.
Don't forget complaining about "downvotes" on kiwi farms, implying he's a lost Redditor if this isn't copypasta
 
Troon out, can't be a dad if you're the mum

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