🎨 Artcow Hrist Valkyrie (RoleplayinGamer)

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Dr. Teem said:
The characters also are drawn the exact same way. Literally. The only difference between the dudes and the chicks are huge bewbs.
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That seems to be a running trend with all of the bad artists on the internet. Even OPL is guilty of this; witness his depictions of Lovely Weather. Aside from boobs, female clothing and long hair, there's absolutely nothing that distinguishes her from Chris or any other male character. That's why she literally comes off looking like a tranny. Granted that may be what Chris was subtly going for considering the whole tomgirl saga, but still...
 
I don't know why I did this.
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I'm sorry.
 
God, this guy doesn't even try for a joke. Even Chris knows that you're supposed to have a punchline in your jokes!

Also, has anyone tried the games on his site? I'm trying to play Dragoon Princess, and it's truly awful.
 
spaps said:
Also, has anyone tried the games on his site? I'm trying to play Dragoon Princess, and it's truly awful.
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I gave it a try as well. As you said, it is awful. No sound, terrible art, and other things I could list but too lazy to do. Having played it, you wonder if the guy even tries with anything other than making mediocre drawings with words that acts as a very poor man version of Tim Buckley's CTRL+ALT+DEL.
 
Is it just me, or does his artwork give anyone else a Penny Arcade vibe? It's like he's trying to replicate the art style of PA, but failing horribly. It's not really out of the question, as his Strip Search Random Word Generator Game is apparently based off of Penny Arcade's Strip Search game show, implying he's a fan.
 
wow, the early way he drew faces...just autism incarnate. well, glad he got better. seriously though, those faces belong on stop-motion trains.
 
Dr. Teem said:
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Available for all designing needs? Wow, does that mean he can be artist for a terrible web-comic that isn't his? Looking at his portfolio, I feel his best drawing the last one though that is only in comparison to the other images in the portfolio.
 
Sorry to necro this thread but Hristy finally updated the comic
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also I'm gonna compile all the comics into one imgur page in a little bit.
also in the last comic it looks like he forgot which character was supposed to be holding which and so you get hristy holding hristy and the comic makes a whole less sense. not that it had that much in the first place.
 
Dr. Meme said:
Sorry to necro this thread but Hristy finally updated the comic
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also I'm gonna compile all the comics into one imgur page in a little bit.
also in the last comic it looks like he forgot which character was supposed to be holding which and so you get hristy holding hristy and the comic makes a whole less sense. not that it had that much in the first place.
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... This has got to be one of the most boring comics I've ever seen aesthetically. They just stand there looking at each other. No dynamic anything. Even the dialogue is so incredibly bland.
 
Substrain-Seven said:
... This has got to be one of the most boring comics I've ever seen aesthetically. They just stand there looking at each other. No dynamic anything. Even the dialogue is so incredibly bland.
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The dialogue's not even bland. It's like someone who's mentally ill and obsessed with weed is stuck in an infinite loop with themselves where they say "you're too X" and then they respond to themselves "lol i'm X."
 
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