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Kill bowser. Behead bowser. Roundhouse kick a bowser into the concrete. Slam dunk a koopa baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy koopas. Defecate in a bowser food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry bowser in a wok. Toss bowser into active volcanoes. Urinate into bowser's gas tank. Judo throw koopas into a wood chipper. Twist bowser's heads off. Report bowser to the IRS. Karate chop koopas in half.
I dunno, he keeps kidnapping a girl and has a son without a mother. He has a massive ego and is fat. He gets into fights with a short guy with moustache and loses. He has an army of limp brained mushroom heads without arms...
Oh my god...Bowser is what Ethan Ralph will be in the future.