Kill bowser. Behead bowser. Roundhouse kick a bowser into the concrete. Slam dunk a koopa baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy koopas. Defecate in a bowser food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry bowser in a wok. Toss bowser into active volcanoes. Urinate into bowser's gas tank. Judo throw koopas into a wood chipper. Twist bowser's heads off. Report bowser to the IRS. Karate chop koopas in half.