How to get connections?

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sell drugs for about 2 to 3 years you will know alot of people.

besure you stop before your caught and go to prison.

my electrian friend did this
 
Toastermasters. It's a group of boomers who want to practice public speaking and it's just a social club. It can be hit or miss depending on your area. They'll all fawn over you if you're a young competent person.
 
Buy a cheap suit.
Look for corporate events in your city.
Walk in there, pretending to be angry and busy, act like you're screaming at your assistant on your phone.
One you're there, attach yourself to conversations that are already happening.
 
Move in your Big City, find out where its BDSM community gathers and at least pretend you are into ball gag & stuff. Have a fantasy middle name on your fb. Find friends and a lot of shared experience instantly, everyone knows everyone there. It's not like you gonna get a top-tier position like that, also the times when one could get an IT job while not seeing a computer in their life are gone, so, one has to know at least something. Ofc, I haven't tried that myself.

Jay2U said:
Go to a top tier university and join a frat.
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I am not a burger, but afaik, one has to be already rich & willing to pass extremely homo-sexual hazing rituals to get in any powerful one.
 
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You're supposed to be a social butterfly that makes countless friends during your schooling years. Introverts are weird and creepy and HR ladies don't like those.
But since youre posting on kiwifarms, you probably didn't do that. So you're stuck doing volunteer work. Look up your local elderly home or community center and see if they offer anything. You might even try calling them and say you're interested in helping. Just put in your social mask and pretend to be friendly and caring for a few weeks. Everyone hates jobhunting so they will have no issues if you tell them you added your work to your resume and they might get a call.

2mm and 99 others said:
powerful one.
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You don't need a powerful one though. If you're active you get a few names. Years later you can just ask them "hey man I'm looking for [thing], I'm [name] and we met at [pace you one time drunkly chatted for 5 seconds]". Anyone connected gets these calls all the time and doesn't mind helping, and if they don't know/care they at least give a plain "sure I'll just say something good"

A lot of this is just retarded bullshit HR invented to keep themselves busy. Everyone else hates it and is, generally, quite willing to help eachother out feeding HR bullshit.
 
If a friend owns a business, go volunteer your time. If it's public facing like retail in a small town, your best bet is word of mouth carrying your reputation as someone useful or knowledgeable.
 
2mm and 99 others said:
Move in your Big City, find out where its BDSM community gathers and at least pretend you are into ball gag & stuff.
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Okay so is this some type of meme or is there actually some type of Freemason-ish society of BDSM kinksters who can set you up with something? I only ask because I'm pretty sure I saw another post like this.
 
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