How many times does your microwave beep?

[Aunt Carol]

Mine is a Sharp and it beeps five times to indicate the cooking time is done.

I think that's just excessive, especially since it also turns off when the cooking time is done. It's not like I have to run over and pull food out before it burns.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Not today, FDA.

 

[Huh what?]

Two long beeps.

 

[draggs]

I'm not microwave ovendoxing sorry not sorry

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Depends how many times the baby I put inside of it tries to bang on the door to escape.

 

[Jason Wynn]

3 short beeps

 

[Rozzy]

It's got a bell that goes Ding! when the timer reaches zero.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's got a bell that goes Ding! when the timer reaches zero.

Does it have a manual timer, like a dial that you twist?

I should have asked people to tell me their brand of microwave. I would like a microwave that doesn't make such a fuss about things. I'm not in the market for a new one any time soon, but I'm sure other people are.

 

[gagabobo1997]

Five times. Good luck doxing it though, my microwave is behind 7 proxies!

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Mine plays a little tune, and I mentally sing "your fucking food is fucking mic-ro-waved"

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

too fucking many

 

[eatler]

I don’t let my microwave beep.

 

[gagabobo1997]

I don’t let my microwave beep.

Sometimes i edge my microwave by opening it as close to 0:00 as possible. Then when i go to use it next i just put food in and press play and frantically press the +30 seconds button to re-use the previous timer.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

3

 

[Adolf Hepburn]

Three beeps if I don't stop it in time. I hate that damn third beep.

 

[Cougar Pump]

Our Sharp only beeps once, but has this disconcerting 'cooling' thing it does after being used where you open the door and it seems like it's still running.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

0
I deleted the buzzer

 

[Cats]

None times. I stand there and open it at the exact moment it turns Zero, just like a black person

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

First it's 3 slow beeps but they get progressively faster. I'm starting to think that buying from Muhammad28587 on ebay was a mistake.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

microwave no me use fire only fire to cook