How do I tie a tie?

[F00LS_3RRAND]

This is the end result I got, not sure if I did it right. Is this the correct way to tie a tie?

 

[BirdUp]

thats a noose retard

 

[DankSmoker]

thats a noose retard

That begs the question; what would be the clip-on equivalent?

 

[generic sauce]

That begs the question; what would be the clip-on equivalent?

a gun

 

[DumbDude43]

looks good, but if you are not sure and want to double check, you can refer to these instructions

 

[Not a bee]

It's kind of hard but you'll need glue.

 

[Calandrino]

 

[OrionBalls]

Over under over up through. Half Windsor is all you'll ever need

 

[Night Crawler]

Now all you need to do is put a nigger in it.

 

[3MMA]

Over under over up through. Half Windsor is all you'll ever need

Came to say the same, nothing like a half windsor. I learned it as: over, under, across, & through, where across is used in place of over-up, though over-up is nicely descriptive. Final touch is making sure that if you make a crease/ little pleat in the outward hanging portion, (ie, the wimple,) make sure it’s centered. Will look sharp.

 

[DankSmoker]

Came to say the same, nothing like a half windsor. I learned it as: over, under, across, & through, where across is used in place of over-up, though over-up is nicely descriptive. Final touch is making sure that if you make a crease/ little pleat in the outward hanging portion, (ie, the wimple,) make sure it’s centered. Will look sharp.

That sounds like gobbledygook, speaking of which, the best way to make a tie is a chinaman and a railway spike.

 

[Cobson Gemson]

You did it right! Now wear the tie.

 

[3MMA]

That sounds like gobbledygook

1-2: Over
3: Under
4-6: Across
7-8: Through
9: straighten tie, center your wimple.

---

Easy peasy Japanesey Ching Chong Choi Goodluck my nigga.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Like this: