how do I lose weight quickly

[Tram Fan]

I'm a MATI streamer and my viewers bully me for not being skinny when I promised them I'd be skinny pls help

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Meth.

 

[Maldemort]

There is a new weight loss fad call Methzempic.

FUCK EATING

 

[Cat tit bingo]

ipecac

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Cut off a limb.
Inflate yourself with Helium.
Think light thoughts.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Adopt a dog. Swap brains with the dog. Easiest way to do it.

 

[Rapesputin]

Cut off your arms and legs

 

[Lip Glossary]

Zepbound. I've been on it for 3 weekly injections so far and I'm losing weight like a MF.

 

[Fishnumm]

work out

 

[dick brain]

I've been fasting for twelve days and I'm down 22lbs.

Pharmaceutical companies don't want you to know this but you can just fast without paying for drugs. It's free. All you have to do is nothing.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I've been fasting for twelve days and I'm down 22lbs.

Pharmaceutical companies don't want you to know this but you can just fast without paying for drugs. It's free. All you have to do is nothing.

Its true, you dont even feel hungry after awhile. I do recommend drinking seltzer water to help with the occasional hunger pains at the beginning. Also, salt. Maybe a teaspoon or two a day.

 

[SandyCat]

Have you tried meth and gambling?

 

[Napoleon III]

Have you tried meth and gambling?

You should work out too. You need to have sex with the poster's mothers. DTPN

 

[Lip Glossary]

I've been fasting for twelve days and I'm down 22lbs.

Pharmaceutical companies don't want you to know this but you can just fast without paying for drugs. It's free. All you have to do is nothing.

I don't pay for my drugs my job has a really good insurance plan.

You should work out too. You need to have sex with the poster's mothers. DTPN

My mom's been dead for over 20 years but you're welcome to come over to my house and put your penis in her ashes.

 

[1741]

eat chop suey and drink sparkling water instead of urine and feces, like @Vinluv Handesbukia and Pyrocynical does

 

[Bullet Kin]

Starve yourself, all you need is water.

 

[GameratePTSD]

kys

 

[Squanto Airi]

You should work out too. You need to have sex with the poster's mothers. DTPN

The problem is I did that and the only thing that happened was me gaining- gaining an appetite for a Big Buford.

 

[rel=alternate]

I've been fasting for twelve days and I'm down 22lbs.

Pharmaceutical companies don't want you to know this but you can just fast without paying for drugs. It's free. All you have to do is nothing.

I don't know why you would fast when you can eat (homemade) soup and salads. The calorie intake is negligible and you don't feel like shit.

 

[Rozzy]

Surrender yourself to @SandyCat