Cum Laudely
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There's these post-mergers that keep trampling over my lawn. How do I shoo them away? They are like roaches or ants they just keep coming back how do I repel them indefinitely?
How do I keep Post-Mergers off my Lawn
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This is the forum equivalent of 7th graders bullying 6th graders
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Find their Reddit account and PM it to them
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Do you actually have a lawn?
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Bang your mom.
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No, he lives in the projects.
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Spray some Zkylon B on your lawn. Be sure while it is during the hours when they most heavily congregate. This mainly is during the summer, between the hours of 9PM to 11PM.
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If you’re really that concerned, they’ll probably start to clear out around the end of August, and be completely gone by October, since that’s when school starts for them.
Even if they aren’t teenagers, they’ll probably just be scared off by the atmosphere of the farms, since they’re all coming from very sanitized social media platforms.
They’ll say something stupid, get a wave of puzzle pieces, and never log back on in shame. Easy as that. Or maybe they’ll be an Invisible Crane and just become the new village idiot.
Even if they aren’t teenagers, they’ll probably just be scared off by the atmosphere of the farms, since they’re all coming from very sanitized social media platforms.
They’ll say something stupid, get a wave of puzzle pieces, and never log back on in shame. Easy as that. Or maybe they’ll be an Invisible Crane and just become the new village idiot.