How do I keep Post-Mergers off my Lawn

[Cum Laudely]

There's these post-mergers that keep trampling over my lawn. How do I shoo them away? They are like roaches or ants they just keep coming back how do I repel them indefinitely?

 

[Blue_Snow]

Threaten to take away their Reddit karma. Lol

 

[Lisdexamfetamine ℞]

call them niggers

 

[RhoasJonas]

Be active past their bedtime.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Blowtorch to the balls will solve everything.

 

[Tingle]

Put up a sign and kindly ask any offenders to leave?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Wave your cane and impotently shout "Git offa mah lawn yew damn kids!"

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Birdshot

 

[Kacho]

Post-mergers are soulless NPCs generated by the simulation to fill out the new unified dimension.

 

[TheJelqster]

Beat them to death

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Threaten to tell their parents.

 

[Big Ruski]

Boil them

 

[derivativeHack]

bluff that you can hack their GPS with your "1337 h4x0r" skills, those fuckers don't know how to drive anywhere without apple/google maps

 

[.moe]

With the blood of t&h users.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

call them niggers

and faggots

 

[WeedFaggot024]

pre-merge class are oppressed. rise up

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Tell them you agree that Chris is innocent.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

disco music

 

[Sunflower Seeds]

“Post-merge DNI” in your Twitter bio

 

[LTO Data Cartridge]

This is the forum equivalent of 7th graders bullying 6th graders