How do I get to 5th base?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

1. Stalking a girl on Facebook
2. Talking to a girl
3. Kissing on the mouth a girl
4. Finger in the butt of girl
5. Pouring milk on girls cocoa puff

This is what the big kids told me what you do with a girlfriend. Is this accurate?

 

[Meat Target]

Charge the pitcher's mound?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Charge the pitcher's mound?

Is that the clitoris?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Non-consensually.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Non-consensually.

Spoiler: Obviously

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Dude WTF

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Only exists on the 5th plateau. I hope you like cough medicine.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

the easiest way is to get money. if you have money women will let you get to any base you want, including the much coveted 7th base.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

the easiest way is to get money. if you have money women will let you get to any base you want, including the much coveted 7th base.

I have over seventy thousand dollars. They're Zimbabwe dollars though.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I have over seventy thousand dollars. They're Zimbabwe dollars though.

then go find you a zimbabwe woman, she will let you get to 5th base for that much money.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

then go find you a zimbabwe woman, she will let you get to 5th base for that much money.

I have a feeling that this is a trick...

Spoiler: Zimbabwe Woman

 

[ForgedBlades]

Just shove it in and if she complains just tell her you accidentally missed her vagina.

 

[Square]

It is fake and quite possibly gay

 

[Caesar]

I have seen some of your posts, just give up now mate and play Lego or something.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I have seen some of your posts, just give up now mate and play Lego or something.

I already beat all the LEGO games.

 

[Caesar]

I already beat all the LEGO games.

I didn't say games. Go make a Lego vagina and fuck that. Or ride a Lego dick, whatever dude.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I didn't say games. Go make a Lego vagina and fuck that. Or ride a Lego dick, whatever dude.

I'm not allowed to play with them because I could choke on the small pieces.

 

[Caesar]

I'm not allowed to play with them because I could choke on the small pieces.

You don't have to model the Lego penis after your own. It could be large like mine for example.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You don't have to model the Lego penis after your own. It could be large like mine for example.

I need pictures to know how to build it.