How do I get to 5th base?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

1. Stalking a girl on Facebook
2. Talking to a girl
3. Kissing on the mouth a girl
4. Finger in the butt of girl
5. Pouring milk on girls cocoa puff

This is what the big kids told me what you do with a girlfriend. Is this accurate?

 

[Caesar]

I need pictures to know how to build it.

did you consider you aren't having luck with women because you keep pursuing men like this

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

did you consider you aren't having luck with women because you keep pursuing men like this

I never thought of it that way, no.