How Did you Become a Ralph A-Log? - This forum exists because of Ralph's own thin gunt-skin

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Cucktry Roads

Cucktry Roads

Born 2 Gunt. Forced 2 Ralph.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
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Oct 10, 2020
The other day, Ralph went on a tirade about Daddy Gym calling Ralph out for browsing his own forum on kiwi farms, then started squealing about how people here are obsessed with him.
This thread exists so everyone can tell there stories on how they ended up here, and to show Ralph that the majority of people here were former fans of the show turned away by bannings, stupid antics, and ragepigging.

I lurked Kiwi Farms for years checking up on Chris Chan every once in a while. I had no reason to join and didn't want to handle the feces. I used to be a fan of the killstream and watch it nightly. Eventually I made a joke in DLive chat about "The Gunt Retort" and got banned. I then made some joke about Faith in the youtube chat and got shadowbanned (fuck youtube for allowing that). The big thing was during the Boogie vs Frank Hassle debate. I was stuck chatting in the KS discord cause I was banned everywhere else. I realized that the show was quickly going downhill. You had the best killstream ever going on with Frank and Boogie arguing, meanwhile, Ralph was so drunk and Xannied out of his mind that he had an expression on his face that he didn't want to be there and he was actively being a determent to the show. People in discord were noticing that too and I got one of Ralph's paypigs to stop subbing on Patreon. I said that I fully expect there to be a pillstream in the next month (a few weeks later, I think the Sex tape leaked). Got banned for that along with the line "And if you gaze long enough into the gunt, the gunt will gaze back into you."

So with no where left to discuss the show and engage on it, I finally joined kiwi farms, and now, I enjoy having fun every day with all the other Kiwis who all have senses of humor.
 
I used to watch Killstream back in the internet bloodsports days because I thought it was funny. They also had some interesting debate guests. Eventually I just moved on to other things, but when I checked back a year or so later I saw Ralph beginning to spiral into what he's now become. I still don't watch his show anymore, I just come here to read the latest updates and laugh.
 
I briefly watched the killstream at the tail end of 2018 for the Kavanagh hearings and noticed the host was an obnoxious retard with nothing interesting to contribute. Fell off immediately after until catching up on all the bs with KAPs fantastic video. The laughs never stopped after that.
 
Used to be a fan, I've even watched the stream when I was on business trips in China at local cafes, sipping double-espresso cappuccinos (cuz they gay no flat white) and laughing at spergs. Then comes the rona bullshit, took a break and came back, saw his thread going from like 1000 pages to nearly 3000. Went through most it and eventually landed on the sex tape, to my utter horror and disgust.

It started with this:
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Then this:
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And this.
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Now it's this:
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The pillstream was what made me disillusioned with watching Ralph for entertainment, and the sperging out over the corn joke dear feeder made is what made me decide to follow the gunt more closely
 
I found Kiwifarms after the New Zealand mosque shooting. I came in with a negative opinion from “what I’ve heard” but also am sympathetic to Josh’s stance on free speech.

I started listening to old MATI’s. The people streams were very interesting and listened to them all a bunch of times. The other content I couldn’t relate to too much. I didn’t know who these people were. I couldn’t pick up from context when Josh talked about “Jim” whether it was Jim Watkins or Jim Metokur because I didn’t know anything about either. For a long time, I thought they were the same.

Then I listened to the “Victory Lap” episode where Null and Ethan fight on Diddler Dax’s podcast. I eventually made the connection that this was the same person that Aid, PPP, Josh and some other people were discussing in that podcast where they discuss Aid’s dating experience.

From there I started listening to a wider range of podcasts while I worked. Old Metokurs mostly, and whatever would pop up on my YouTube recs. I started following Ethan’s thread and get really immersed when he got his own board.

There’s a lot I don’t know about this sektur still. It’s a large space. I literally learned today, thanks to the Mersh doc, that ROTC isn’t a college army thing but Rise of the Cis and that Mersh hosts it. But it’s a great landscape to point and laugh at retards. There sure are a lot of them
 
Way back in the dark ages of man during the killstream regime of 2018 through early 2019 I was indeed a fan of the show and even liked Ralph as a person- granted, I didn’t know many details about him outside of what he fronted on the show but I digress. It took… awhile to fully realize that the gunt was a faggot back then. It started with me slowly losing interest in the show cuz it became 90% about Ralph dealing with “da hayturz”, progressed into me no longer defending Ralph, and blossomed into me actually starting to read his sub-forum more frequently when I was a lurker. It was a slow process, a metamorphosis like a beautiful butterfly made of spilled spaghetti.. I shed the ralphaweight and soared!
 
I used to watch the show during the IBS period. However after godwinson's streams about Ethan grooming a mentally ill young woman to keep as a caged broodmare in Guntsville Virginia, that my eyes became open to the depravity of Ethan Ralph. And an interest in seeing how low this gunt can go
 
I just clicked the thread and read it before the sex tape.
 
I watched the Killstream every night during the IBS days. Stopped watching after Knoxville when it all collapsed, but got on the alog train after discovering PPP's incel skit.
 
My first true and honest kiwi love is pretty much the FVG Anna Johnson, (sadly almost dormant now) then the white trash women and their mutant babies, so naturally Ralph was the logical next step.
I was aware of Ralph through MATI, but it wasn’t until the Fight at Digibros featured thread that he became my daily. I recommend the digibro fight thread to any interested beginners.
 
I used to watch the Killstream in 2018 because of mr Cancer Patient Nigkur. In 2020 this video autoplayed after a Keem vs h3 spergout and I checked gunt's thread.
 
I became aware of Ralph during GamerGate. In a movement that was populated by pseudo-intellectuals, he was an interesting character. A forceful and unpolished personality - bellicose, for sure, but articulate. In those days he was capable of reflecting on his behaviour and publicly acknowledging those moments when he had gone too far, in a manner that appeared genuine. In hindsight, I knew very little about him. I assumed that he was working through a few things and would eventually calm down.

Since then, Ralph has become a grotesque self experiment in the long-term impact of over-eating, under-exercising, excessive drug and alcohol consumption and cumulative cerebral trauma; the latter arising from multiple vehicle accidents and the tiny, pummelling fists of Portuguese sex workers.

Any humility that was once there has long been evaporated under the hairdryer heat of Ralph's increasingly frequent and out of control rages. As entertaining as his descent has been, when he dies, which I assume will occur during the next few years, I will feel some sadness. Back in the mid-2010s, I think I caught a glimpse of a better man.
 
I would casually check up on Chris Chan and came across Ethan’s coverage of Chris’s arrest. Curious, I looked into and it was a fascinating descent into madness. I remember thinking this guy is literally Eric Cartman in real life. I found the call where he is screaming over Null. The one where he is attacking Null about discord. Null tries to make Ethan understand it is reasonable for a human not to use it and Ethan refuses to even acknowledge that. It was fascinating how little he was willing to give. I imagined Null had done something pretty serious to elicit such a vitriol and hate. I came to the determination it was a corn joke and leaked DM’s. At this point Ethan has replaced my garbage TV.
 
Joined the site when Daddy Dax was covering for his camgirlfriend, then realising Gunt was by far more the entertaining figure. Knew he was sperg during GamerGate, but it seemed normal at the time.
 
I always found Ralph boring until I starting seeing his reactions to "Joshua Moon" and "Kiwi Farms" more and more. Josh kept talking about him in the MATI streams and it became funnier every time, seeing his reaction to the littlest slights. It was some time after Chris' arrest. I think Portugal was the final nail in the coffin.
 
Watched Ralph every now and again back around and before the Healstream… generally when someone like Jim, Rekieta, or Null would be on. Listening to Ralph himself talk for any period of time tended to be annoying, but being from the South myself and skipping to the bits with the guests I gave a shit about, I could sit through portions of a stream at least. Once he stopped having guests I gave a shit about though, I stopped doing even that, just hearing things every now and then through the Farms about what he was up to.

Once he had his blowup against Rekieta I actually started visiting Ralph’s subforum, to get a wider view of the situation, since I didn’t want my positive feelings about Nick to overwhelm my rational judgement. That’s when I started seeing more and more of the retarded shit he was doing, like the Vegas trips I hadn’t ever heard of before looking deeper, and more details on his ongoing legal trials. Didn’t start posting on the board until Portugal though, where he hit such peak clown-age that I just couldn’t stop myself. And yet, incredibly, the man has done nothing but get worse since then. Truly magical.
 
Never was a fan. Just casual listener. Did it for a few times after boulder stream and lost interest quickly. Slightly sparkled my interest when he lost to metokur and bet was to praise DSP for a week. After that I didn't care about him right after he published his sex tape. Have been regular visitor of his, first, thread, later - subforum since
 
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